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Gaper update

Posts: 60 - Karma: 179

Karma: 179

Posts: 60

Wannabe

First, gotta say that switching from snowboarding is the best decision I've ever made. Two weeks into skiing now, and I've hit every jump at my local mountain (bear), the biggest being around forty feet I think. Tommorow I'm going to go for my first 360 if I don't bitch out. Some one pressure me into doing it by insulting my riding ability. Thannks

Jan 8 2012 7:55PM

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Posts: 4763 - Karma: 465

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No Life

Just do it you pussy. I know a guy that never even has skied and has done a 360 on skis.

Jan 8 2012 7:57PM

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Posts: 11986 - Karma: 12,239

Karma: 12,239

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Crazy Fool

if you don't 360, i'll get mack dawg to shatter your knee caps.

Jan 8 2012 7:58PM

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Posts: 521 - Karma: 1,364

Karma: 1,364

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Ridiculous

Fucking gaper shouldn't have switched in the first place (trying to inspire)

Jan 8 2012 8:02PM

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Posts: 1287 - Karma: 527

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Insane

who the fuck do u think u r? since u were a snowboarder u were a pussy, once a pussy always a pussy, u will never be able to land a 3, especially just starting skiing. u'll just try to land sideways like on a snowboard and u'll break ur legs then never walk again, pussy!

hope that helps

Jan 8 2012 8:07PM

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Posts: 841 - Karma: 13

Karma: 13

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Insane

yesterday my friend went skiing for his fourth time and landed a sketchy rodeo 540 ! just go for it

Jan 8 2012 8:39PM

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Posts: 422 - Karma: 78

Karma: 78

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Ridiculous

just commit and you'll be fine.

Jan 8 2012 9:04PM

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Posts: 5679 - Karma: 2,792

Karma: 2,792

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No Life

It takes time.

Jan 8 2012 9:06PM

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Posts: 909 - Karma: 42

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Insane

...Right

Jan 8 2012 9:07PM

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Posts: 127 - Karma: 10

Karma: 10

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Pro

You might be able to do a 360 when you nerver skied, but you look like a retarded dick on the mountain when riding away...

Jan 8 2012 9:13PM

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Posts: 2809 - Karma: 1,255

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Addict

go back to being a gay tray rider if you're too pussy to 360

i know 10 year olds who can fucking rodeo

Jan 8 2012 9:15PM

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Posts: 9948 - Karma: 842

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Crazy Fool

Do rails instead.

Jan 8 2012 9:24PM

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Panda_with_Guns

Posts: 3040 - Karma: 1,620

Karma: 1,620

Posts: 3040

Addict

do it pussy

you wont

Jan 8 2012 9:28PM

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Posts: 1505 - Karma: 1,581

Karma: 1,581

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Insane

At our national uni games in August a lot of crazy shit went down. Someone coined this phrase from it all:

"WHY did you do that?!?!?"

"...Someone told me I wouldn't"

Jan 9 2012 3:01AM

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Posts: 1650 - Karma: 160

Karma: 160

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Insane

$1 says you don't!!

Money incentive now!

Bitch!

Jan 9 2012 3:06AM

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Posts: 9 - Karma: 10

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Newb

don't do it! who knows what could happen if you turn you back on the mountain!

Jan 9 2012 3:44AM

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Posts: 1333 - Karma: 62

Karma: 62

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Insane

Go suck a dick... Am I doing this right?

Jan 9 2012 4:59AM

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Posts: 1838 - Karma: 1,160

Karma: 1,160

Posts: 1838

Insane

someone who's karma is worse than mine. finally.

Jan 9 2012 7:51AM

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Posts: 1686 - Karma: 117

Karma: 117

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Insane

My friend can already 3 and do boxes and hes only skied for 4 days so far...

Jan 9 2012 1:10PM

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Posts: 2249 - Karma: 1,500

Karma: 1,500

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Addict

Be very careful and wear a helmet. safety first kids!

Jan 9 2012 1:14PM

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Posts: 5203 - Karma: 7,380

Karma: 7,380

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No Life

How have you not done a 3 yet?? I did a 3 coming out of my moms womb. /fuckingclaim

Jan 9 2012 1:20PM

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Posts: 1287 - Karma: 527

Karma: 527

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Insane

idk, cuz i lost a good amount of karma after posting mine... this may be a trap!

Jan 9 2012 3:29PM

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Posts: 420 - Karma: 70

Karma: 70

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Ridiculous

Lost it

Jan 9 2012 3:46PM

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Posts: 827 - Karma: 39

Karma: 39

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Insane

if you dont 360 like the bitch you really are maybe you should go tell your bitch mom to buy you some 5xl jiberish and some fucking better skis so you'll be able to 3 like a pro.

Jan 9 2012 3:52PM

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Posts: 3718 - Karma: 1,890

Karma: 1,890

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Addict

learn to actually ski before you try tricks, then you will have some sort of control.

Jan 9 2012 4:02PM

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Posts: 6102 - Karma: 7,626

Karma: 7,626

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No Life

I bet your straight airs are sketch as a mother fucker

Jan 9 2012 4:35PM

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Posts: 378 - Karma: 31

Karma: 31

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Loner

no kidding

Feb 2 2012 8:38PM

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Posts: 1035 - Karma: 83

Karma: 83

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Insane

you have to delete your account if you dont do it.....

Feb 2 2012 8:47PM

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Posts: 1323 - Karma: 482

Karma: 482

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Insane

do it you fucking pussy. i bet you wont tho you little bitch.

Feb 2 2012 9:31PM

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Panda_with_Guns

Posts: 3040 - Karma: 1,620

Karma: 1,620

Posts: 3040

Addict

also i hope you cn ski at least a blue. either way your a goddamn pussy unless you 3

Feb 2 2012 9:41PM

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Posts: 10622 - Karma: 7,396

Karma: 7,396

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Crazy Fool

do it off a lil ridge thats how i learned theme

Feb 2 2012 10:58PM

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Newb

Gently remove your tampon and just fucking do it.
Go balls to the wall bitch and if you don't you might as well go suck a dick...

Feb 3 2012 12:04AM

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Posts: 5679 - Karma: 2,792

Karma: 2,792

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No Life

inb4 pg 2

Feb 3 2012 7:30AM

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Posts: 399 - Karma: 1,144

Karma: 1,144

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Loner

yes i cant stand people who are good at park but can hardly get down the mountain

Feb 3 2012 8:26AM

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Posts: 7750 - Karma: 769

Karma: 769

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Crazy Fool

leel that's me
just going down slopes is boring to me so i only do small trails where there's tons of shit to pop off of and park

Feb 3 2012 11:26AM

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Posts: 3673 - Karma: 19,036

Karma: 19,036

Posts: 3673

Addict

Don't listen to the haters. Everybody was a gaper one day and they have no reason to be assholes.

Feb 3 2012 11:30AM

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Posts: 3673 - Karma: 19,036

Karma: 19,036

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Addict

fuck i didn't understand everyone was trolling

Feb 3 2012 11:45AM

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Posts: 1882 - Karma: 482

Karma: 482

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Insane

Learn style first then go into the park.

and dont be a baby back bitch commit

Feb 3 2012 2:15PM

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Posts: 1614 - Karma: 124

Karma: 124

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Insane

:)

Feb 3 2012 2:44PM

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Posts: 15976 - Karma: 8,799

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Post Whore

I hope you ride with headphones, so you don't hear everyone laughing at you from the chairlift.

Feb 3 2012 2:55PM

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Posts: 2419 - Karma: 74

Karma: 74

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Addict

Seriously. I'll admit I'm not the greatest skier ever, but god damn people, learn to make it down a hill before you start hucking 3s...

Feb 3 2012 3:07PM

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Posts: 945 - Karma: 176

Karma: 176

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Insane

What everyone else is saying

Feb 3 2012 7:32PM

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Posts: 700 - Karma: 47

Karma: 47

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Ridiculous

Forest skis now haha. If I go up and see you, and you aren't throwing smooth Flat 3 Dub Japans.... imma burry you. I helped :)

Feb 4 2012 12:31PM

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