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I'm a 2000 year old shaman, ask me anything..

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DaveM
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I will answer to the best of my abilities.
Jan 7 2012 5:21PM
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Gstrong
Posts: 4776 - Karma: 518
i am proud to say ive done the same :D
Jan 8 2012 8:47AM
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SacZiplock
Posts: 2405 - Karma: 513
WHY CAN'T WE HAVE THE NS STORE ?
Jan 8 2012 2:27PM
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MNS
Posts: 5386 - Karma: 3,241
can you really have one without the other?
Jan 8 2012 2:29PM
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Cufe.
Posts: 1950 - Karma: 262
Answer me this!

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Jan 8 2012 2:32PM
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egg.
Posts: 3231 - Karma: 3,477
why does my butt hole smell like urine
Jan 8 2012 2:33PM
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Runnie_D
Posts: 743 - Karma: 31
Why are my sheets always wet when I wake up?
Jan 8 2012 3:27PM
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Blurst
Posts: 13577 - Karma: 10,168
Dave you havent answered a single question, all those things I let you do to me are starting to seem slightly weirder
Jan 8 2012 3:33PM
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jewFro
Posts: 562 - Karma: 24
Why haven't you answered any of these questions yet?
Jan 8 2012 4:35PM
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Wheaty214
Posts: 1687 - Karma: 841
When I had the red and black, lumber jack?
Jan 8 2012 4:42PM
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Ski_Alot
Posts: 5884 - Karma: 3,502
who killed pac?
Jan 8 2012 6:02PM
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TheMartian
Posts: 134 - Karma: 30

when i had the red and black lumberjack. with a hat to match

Jan 8 2012 6:09PM
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Bill.Nye
Posts: 4060 - Karma: 2,109
Where in the world is Carmen SanDiego?

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?


Jan 8 2012 6:09PM
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griffaah
Posts: 163 - Karma: -13
what would you do for 2000 years? it seems like it would get repetitive
Jan 8 2012 6:09PM
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TheMartian
Posts: 134 - Karma: 30

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Jan 8 2012 6:13PM
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schism
Posts: 1705 - Karma: 389
did you just watch the movie the man from earth?
Jan 8 2012 6:38PM
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SketchyMike
Posts: 539 - Karma: 71
hes going to shit brix when he comes back
Jan 8 2012 6:45PM
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Stope.Neeze
Posts: 594 - Karma: 148

^haha

has he even answered a question yet

why are we here?

Jan 8 2012 6:47PM
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RoofDaRoofieDogg
Posts: 3090 - Karma: 1,989
How do you get to chad's gap from the bottom of alta?
Jan 8 2012 7:55PM
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lukewalnuts
Posts: 2730 - Karma: 152
What word rhymes with orange?
Jan 8 2012 8:44PM
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rswitzer14
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Who you calling pinhead?
Jan 8 2012 8:48PM
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.boz
Posts: 456 - Karma: 192
Goddamnit my night is ruined
Jan 8 2012 8:53PM
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roddy116
Posts: 10622 - Karma: 7,396
if a tomato is a fruit, is ketchup a smoothie?
Jan 8 2012 10:47PM
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yuck
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 2,090
how many dollars does it cost to make up a slave?
Jan 8 2012 11:04PM
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easy.steezy
Posts: 2931 - Karma: 1,056
:O  this just blew my mind.
Jan 8 2012 11:35PM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 36697 - Karma: 110,721
Yeah. Just ask your mother.
Jan 8 2012 11:38PM
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T.MARTIN
Posts: 1333 - Karma: 62
I lol'd
Jan 9 2012 4:45AM
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mikk
Posts: 451 - Karma: 107
eventually it will...
lol
Jan 9 2012 5:13AM
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mikk
Posts: 451 - Karma: 107
your in love with Mike-O ??
Jan 9 2012 5:15AM
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Cannaburner
Posts: 1007 - Karma: 785
WHERE THE FUCK IS OUR SNOW?!
Jan 9 2012 7:33AM
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esotericjive
Posts: 1889 - Karma: 1,445
Called out someone at loon, I was totally surprised it worked.
Jan 9 2012 9:11AM
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saskskierftw
Posts: 898 - Karma: 62
Ahahahaha I lost
Jan 9 2012 9:47AM
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bjobe
Posts: 343 - Karma: 26
Do you listen to Biggie Smalls like my hero Tom Wallisch?
Jan 9 2012 10:04AM
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iSmokeweed
Posts: 4793 - Karma: 1,370
hahahahhaha.
Jan 9 2012 10:05AM
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