but i actually did. classmate was rooting through his bags when a stewardess was trying to close the overhead stowage door and i yelled across the plane "yo brian, what you got a bomb in there or something?" and laughed to myself.
i was quickly escorted off. i only got back on when my principal (it was a school trip) pleaded that i was just a goofy ass 14 year old being an idiot. needless to say, people were not impressed.