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What to do with spiders?

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Conker
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I just spotted an absolutely enormous spider in my basement and i really don't know what to do. I really don't want to kill it because it is enormous and bad ass. If i put it outside it will probably die? I think I am going to just pretend like i didn't see it. But if I'm sleeping and it crawls on me i will freak out.
Jan 5 2012 11:54PM
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Darth.Maul
Posts: 2472 - Karma: 652
Hah threads... Just kill it. Im sure its not the last one in the world
Jan 5 2012 11:55PM
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Mr.Turtle
Posts: 3690 - Karma: 96
shoot it, watch out for any roommates though
Jan 5 2012 11:56PM
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Steeze_Minister
Posts: 1432 - Karma: 240
well the average person eats 7-8 spiders in their sleep a year, so maybe that is what will happen
Jan 5 2012 11:56PM
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Aidan-G
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Jan 5 2012 11:56PM
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EricaMN.
Posts: 2704 - Karma: 346
vacuum him through cheese cloth and film it. OP will surely deliver
Jan 5 2012 11:56PM
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B-runge
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spiders are the only thing i will condemn to death mercilessly
Jan 5 2012 11:58PM
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Conker
Posts: 1379 - Karma: 6
you know that is not true right?
Jan 5 2012 11:59PM
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alvy.
Posts: 2134 - Karma: 377
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20070812094801AAownSw


YAHOO ANSWERS IS LEGIT AS FUCK DUMBASS
Jan 6 2012 12:07AM
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soulskier
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put it in your little sister's room? kids these days, no imagination.
Jan 6 2012 12:09AM
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JakeAssBeatClap
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it's legit as fuck look at his source! must be true!
Jan 6 2012 12:12AM
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alvy.
Posts: 2134 - Karma: 377
im glad im not the only one that understands the legitness of yahoo answers
Jan 6 2012 12:17AM
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soulskier
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whatever happened to legitimacy? maybe i'm just old school.
Jan 6 2012 12:18AM
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gotti
Posts: 4269 - Karma: 4,548
beat me to it
Jan 6 2012 12:22AM
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Conker
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So does everyone on here squash spiders without feeling bad or thinking about it?
Jan 6 2012 12:28AM
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H8CH
Posts: 2709 - Karma: 218
I work down in Texas-and I'm from Britain, so fuck yeah-spiders here are built to take down cattle, and I don't mess with that shit. Same goes for snakes, scorpions, Mexicans, etc...
Jan 6 2012 1:48AM
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dreadyboy
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Depends how I feel. Usually if it's in my room/the shitter I'll just be like fuck you bitch and squash it, otherwise it's the good old cup and paper and it goes outside
Jan 6 2012 1:53AM
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Shireshredder
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Nothing compares to the bite of Britains Most Feared Daddy long legs!
Jan 6 2012 1:53AM
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Monsieur_Patate
Posts: 1393 - Karma: 4,303
http://www.snopes.com/science/stats/spiders.asp
Jan 6 2012 2:16AM
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FLBP
Posts: 1794 - Karma: 310
Manswers says we mostly eat spiders in peanut butter.
Jan 6 2012 2:36AM
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B-runge
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haha wut^
Jan 6 2012 8:52AM
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why
Posts: 2064 - Karma: 65
take a shoe or rolled up piece of paper and smack that bitch
Jan 6 2012 8:56AM
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k-fred
Posts: 5363 - Karma: 1,598
this or cooked it and eat it.
Jan 6 2012 10:36AM
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Steeze_Minister
Posts: 1432 - Karma: 240
shit, I read it on the cap of a Snapple bottle once so I assumed it was true
Jan 6 2012 10:50AM
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TOAST.
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I do not like this.
Jan 6 2012 10:56AM
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