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Condom Of Choice

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JKrebs1
Posts: 711 - Karma: 813
So i'll be having sex with my girl for the first time this weekend and i'm just curious as to what the girls and guys of NS opinions are on what condom to get.
Jan 3 2012 7:54PM
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zues
Posts: 6434 - Karma: -5,332
you're a loser

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srsly who makes threads like this.
Jan 3 2012 7:57PM
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abathinggrape
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 236
but then how will the pee get in her butt?
Jan 3 2012 7:57PM
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.AR6rider.
Posts: 15976 - Karma: 8,799
No condom is my condom of choice.
Jan 3 2012 7:58PM
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Curb.
Posts: 370 - Karma: 91
i envy you.
Jan 3 2012 7:58PM
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2_fadez
Posts: 7780 - Karma: 4,180
aluminum foil and rubber bands
Jan 3 2012 7:58PM
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Spinoza
Posts: 12763 - Karma: 3,844
BIATCH






inb4 pictures of saran wrap and elastic bands
Jan 3 2012 7:59PM
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Spinoza
Posts: 12763 - Karma: 3,844
close..............................was that a misprint lol?
Jan 3 2012 7:59PM
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FerrisBueller
Posts: 8280 - Karma: 5,173
if it is her first time too, then use a condom, if it isnt, then fuck it and dont and have the first time be sooo good, and who gives a fuck just buy trojan
Jan 3 2012 8:00PM
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Strobe
Posts: 279 - Karma: 8
none
Jan 3 2012 8:00PM
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zues
Posts: 6434 - Karma: -5,332
girl: "if we have a girl I want to name her sarah. If it's a boy what do you want to name it hunny?"

Boy: "If it gets out of this condom I'll name him Chuck Norris"
Jan 3 2012 8:01PM
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DannyHall
Posts: 283 - Karma: 173
another thing that works well is hockey tape
Jan 3 2012 8:01PM
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2_fadez
Posts: 7780 - Karma: 4,180
I prefer barbed wire
Jan 3 2012 8:04PM
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DannyHall
Posts: 283 - Karma: 173
i find barbed wire to be a bit slippery while in the honey pot
Jan 3 2012 8:06PM
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Kangbang
Posts: 14211 - Karma: 423
Make sure to use 2 condoms for EXTRA protection.
Jan 3 2012 8:07PM
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TheClap.
Posts: 21649 - Karma: 4,013
fuck condoms
Jan 3 2012 8:07PM
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DannyHall
Posts: 283 - Karma: 173
don't think that was worth making a new account for
Jan 3 2012 8:10PM
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Raz.
Posts: 7456 - Karma: 1,611
lololol
Jan 3 2012 8:18PM
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.Jacob
Posts: 1838 - Karma: 1,160
how the hell did i get beaten to saying this.
Jan 3 2012 8:18PM
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unchyll
Posts: 4554 - Karma: 96
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Jan 3 2012 8:20PM
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uosdwiSrjewoH
Posts: 4220 - Karma: 121
those unfortunate times that require a condom, those trojans in the light blue box.
Jan 3 2012 8:21PM
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LevelFour
Posts: 144 - Karma: 12
What the fuck dude
Jan 3 2012 8:21PM
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Flying~Squirrel
Posts: 6494 - Karma: 192
dont use condoms, use fake names
Jan 3 2012 8:35PM
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SketchyMike
Posts: 539 - Karma: 71
i lost
Jan 3 2012 8:35PM
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Joebin
Posts: 1664 - Karma: 867
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Jan 3 2012 8:38PM
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Inbred_Redneck
Posts: 2776 - Karma: 28
truckstop condoms
Jan 3 2012 8:43PM
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Lucas
Posts: 4877 - Karma: 1,520
Lol I just used some
Jan 3 2012 8:46PM
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Obi-Wan-Jenobi
Posts: 951 - Karma: 119
My name is Charles...
Jan 3 2012 8:49PM
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WestWoods
Posts: 960 - Karma: 414
Trojan ecstasy.
Jan 3 2012 9:12PM
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WestWoods
Posts: 960 - Karma: 414
Birth control is nice too!
Jan 3 2012 9:13PM
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eastcoastplanker
Posts: 964 - Karma: 70

Jan 3 2012 10:00PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
Posts: 11986 - Karma: 12,239
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Jan 3 2012 10:05PM
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ZachMcCarthy1
Posts: 469 - Karma: 432
so take a plastic wrap and a rubber band
put the plastic wrap over your dick an put the rubber band at the bottom
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Jan 3 2012 10:11PM
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west-coast
Posts: 985 - Karma: 204
the friction of the two can easily break a hole...never a good choice
Jan 3 2012 10:14PM
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Dustin.
Posts: 13839 - Karma: 7,704
Damn, right before that I was about to take obviously wrong sex advice from a spoiled teen virgin. Thank God you stepped in to set all this straight.
Jan 3 2012 10:22PM
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pomme-de-terre
Posts: 3915 - Karma: 703
dont, seriously, condoms are fucking awful. i wish they made birth control for dudes so i would never have to worry about the girl taking it or not.
Jan 3 2012 10:35PM
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Spinoza
Posts: 12763 - Karma: 3,844
HA    HA GOOD ONE YOU FKIN IDIOT
Jan 3 2012 10:38PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
Posts: 11986 - Karma: 12,239
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vasectomy
Jan 3 2012 10:52PM
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wait.what
Posts: 1694 - Karma: 529
Do all you gents who prefer to "raw dawg some randoms"
May I remind you,
Jan 3 2012 10:57PM
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wait.what
Posts: 1694 - Karma: 529
You seem like the type of guy that would follow instructions..
Jan 3 2012 11:05PM
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Grobot
Posts: 115 - Karma: 13
milky way wrapper
Jan 3 2012 11:05PM
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BlakeG
Posts: 1450 - Karma: 1,030
Sand paper... Dual side for both of your pleasure 80 grit
Jan 3 2012 11:09PM
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technique.
Posts: 1538 - Karma: 308
didnt read this particular article, but i didnt feel like searching for the one i read.

but it sounds like this should be ready for when your done having kids

http://technorati.com/women/article/radical-new-birth-control-for-men/
Jan 3 2012 11:15PM
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soulskier
Posts: 17805 - Karma: 3,821
i'm nit sure if you're serious
Jan 3 2012 11:17PM
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SterlingArcher
Posts: 2200 - Karma: 2,456

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this thread is going places

Jan 3 2012 11:26PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
Posts: 11986 - Karma: 12,239
fucking lost it.
Jan 3 2012 11:29PM
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Joebin
Posts: 1664 - Karma: 867
Condoms are dangerous. You wouldnt put a plastic bag around a babies head would you?
Jan 4 2012 12:07AM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
pull out and hose'r down
Jan 4 2012 12:09AM
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Kazabazua
Posts: 3529 - Karma: 1,128
NOT trojan ultra thins. I broke 2/3 last week.
Jan 4 2012 12:11AM
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geteducated
Posts: 6410 - Karma: 86
the kind that doesn't break.
Jan 4 2012 12:12AM
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