How about " The most underused sentences uttered by women."
Put in in my ass please baby!
Can I please give you head after I'm done cooking.
Hey I picked you up some dinner from your favorite chinese place. But you have to fuck me before you can eat it.
Can we put on the game instead of toddlers in tiaras?
I'll let you have a boys night out but when you get back you better let me give you head.
Hey when we go up to keystone tomorrow lets get a gondola to ourselves and have sex in it!
Baby i rolled you and your friends up a couple of blunts oh and i have some left over hash oil if you guys wanna burn that too.
Baby why don't we just sip beers and smoke weed all night together instead of going to my best girlfriends party.
hey lets go shopping but let me buy everything.
i think that should get this thread started!