I hate kids like that...
I got my licence 3 weeks ago, and last Saturday I flipped my mom's car into a ditch totalling it, I was only going 30km/h too... the road was glare ice, when the cops showed up he slid and almost ended up in the ditch too. But next thing I know some kid comes up to me in school and says "Man, you must suck at driving, If that was me I would have never slid off the road and would have drifted and shit.".
I didn't take it as much because of some of the other things he says, such as:
"I saw a BMW m3 with like paddle-shifters so the guy must have swapped a Ferrari engine in"
"My dad was driving his friends Ferrari that had a Lamborghini engine swap"
"Dude, I was drifting my friends Honda civic this weekend. he has like a Masserati engine swap in it"
Going commando is when you let your balls play Tarzan for the day and swing around all willy nilly in your shorts. -AR6rider
"Shaun White comes in here, dropped off in a helicopter, fucks your mom and your girlfriend, and sets your board on fire." - some park maintanance guy.
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