So you guys are friends having cute little bickering matches on facebook? Do you like her as a friend, or do you
like like her? And what about her, do you think she was all like "Nobody asked you, meanie" or do you think she meant it to be all like "nobody asked you, (tee hee)"
You should probably ask a friend of hers on facebook, because then I bet her friend will totally tell her that you asked if she likes you, but don't ask her friend on her wall, send her a private message so that she totally doesn't know that it was your plan all along cause you knew her friend would tell her. And make sure you ask her friend that is slutty, because, you know, then at the next middle school dance her friend will be all like "he likes you and you think he is cute. You should give him a handjob behind the gymnasium" and the girl you like will be all "Eww, no way thats gross" and then the slutty one will be all "we are gunna be freshman next year, do you want to be the only girl that doesn't know how to do second base?" and then the girl you like will be all "I guess not, but what if I get an STD" and her fried will totally be like "duhhhh, you make him put a condom on before you give him a hand job, it is totally awesome"
And then she comes up to you at the dance and is all, lets go somewhere private. and then you guys go behind the gym and she pulls your pants down and is like "eww gross it smells like balls and axe body spray"
But luckily, you come on NS a lot and you have a shitload of good come-backs, and the one that comes to mind is just too perfect not to say, so you are like "PEE IN YOUR BUTT, HOW DO YOU GET TO CHADS FROM THE BOTTOM OF ALTA, TAMMY WALLNUTS, LOLOLOLOLOL NOBODY ASKED YOU"
And then you totally tell everybody you got a HoJo even though you didnt get a HoJo, and then everybody is all like "PICS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN LOL" and you are all like "fuck"
