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feihlination
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inspired by the story of richard sumner and this wiki page (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_unusual_deaths look at 2002), we had discussion recently.



if you were sentenced to death in an obscure country, which of the two methods of execution would you choose:


Dec 15 2011 12:46PM
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feihlination
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I START OFF

1) being rasped to death on a 20 ft rasp. if you choose this, bonus question 1: which one (1,2,3,4 from left to right)?. bonus question 2: standing tall and start at the feet upwards or in "planking" position?
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2) being handcuffed to a tree in the middle of nothing and left there with no chance of someone rescuing/finding you.
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that is all.
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any other question like that is greatly appreciated. bring it on


Dec 15 2011 12:47PM
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feihlination
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i would prolly go for the tree as i would pussy out when i see the giant rasp
Dec 15 2011 12:47PM
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Puzzled
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Easy answer
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Dec 15 2011 12:53PM
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Raz.
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Dec 15 2011 12:55PM
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.Smiles
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who the hell would pick the rasped to death option...
at least in the forest you could get killed by a bear or something real quick...

Dec 15 2011 12:58PM
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feihlination
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its pretty fast though, and a bear is just a furry rasp when you think about it.
Dec 15 2011 12:59PM
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I.B
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atleast i could get masterbate with my legs on teh tree
Dec 15 2011 12:59PM
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.Smiles
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whoa...whoa....whoa
is a machine doing the rasping? or another human being? even so, "starting at the feet or planking positions"....would last forever
still think death by forest is way better
Dec 15 2011 1:06PM
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Mr.Gaga
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Definitly don't want to do that on the rasp...
Dec 15 2011 1:06PM
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feihlination
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ok i see this is not clear. its a machine and within lets say 1 or 2 minutes youre whole body is rasped.
Dec 15 2011 1:09PM
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theBearJew
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death by Forrest. Id climb to the top and then jump to my death.
Dec 15 2011 1:11PM
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mehregan15
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the forrest, fuck being cheese grated
Dec 15 2011 1:13PM
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.Smiles
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ditto
Dec 15 2011 1:14PM
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feihlination
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not an option because of the branches and stuff and the fact that youre handcuffed around the tree
Dec 15 2011 1:16PM
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E.C.
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yeah this
Dec 15 2011 1:16PM
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theBearJew
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how is it not an option? unless the branches are super thick you can just break them. And the handcuffs will help because you can use them to get holds on broken branches.
Dec 15 2011 1:41PM
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Kapital
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Option 2. Grated to death would be brutal. I like being outside anyway.
Dec 15 2011 1:44PM
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feihlination
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while that is a valid point, i have to include some sort of limitation. either the handcuffs are tied to the ground or the branchea are so thick that you are not able to clim up more than 2 ft. face it. if you choose tree you die because of dehydration or starvation, depending on how much water you can suck out of the trees surface
Dec 15 2011 1:47PM
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iSmokeweed
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RELEVANT JOKE:

so there are three guys who are stranded in africa. after a few days of searching for civilization they stumble upon a tribe of africans. to the dismay of the guys, the tribe is not friendly and they are given three options: death, butt rape, or "toba"

the first guy goes and says, "well i dont wanna be butt raped, and idk was toba is" so he taken away and murdered.

the next guy says "well i have too much to live for, ill take the buttrape." he is then raped in the butt for 3 hours.

after seeing what had happened to the first two guys, the third guy, quickly chose toba. while he was being lead into a building, he asked the tribe leader " whats toba anyway?"

the tribe leader chuckcled and responded "DEATH BY BUTTRAPE!"



Dec 15 2011 1:53PM
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skifoo
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maybe the stupidest question there can be asked. rasping would take ages, who could even rasp you? i bet theres not many 20ft people.
Dec 15 2011 2:03PM
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theBearJew
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NEW CHOICE!!

Option 1.

First, your knees are broken so you cannot walk. Then you are pushed down a slide of razors into a pool of lemon juice. In said pool you cannot swim out because your shoes are weighted.

Bottom line: Open wounds burning and drowning.

Option 2.

You are sat in a room tied to a chair. The room is doused in gasoline and set on fire. You are wearing a fireproof suit and have an oxygen mask so you can survive longer than just being burnt alive. The room will continue to burn untill you die.

Bottom line: Watch fire nearly burn you alive, eventually die from no oxygen or fire suit fails.

Dec 15 2011 2:11PM
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Orrin
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Trees for sure.
Dec 15 2011 2:21PM
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feihlination
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1. Its a Walk in THW Park
Dec 15 2011 3:29PM
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1337
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fuck these threads. WHO THE FUCK GETS CHEESE GRATED TO DEATH
Dec 15 2011 3:37PM
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Milksteak
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Holy shit, obviously getting tied to a tree.
Dec 15 2011 3:40PM
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k-fred
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SAW

ohh and i choose the lemon pool one

Dec 15 2011 3:48PM
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GeneralT
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I would rather die in a peaceful forest. FOR SURE.
Dec 15 2011 3:55PM
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maxwell666
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definitely option one, i love lemonade, as soon as i hit the lemonade i would start drinking it till the pool was empty or i drowned in its citrusy sweetness.
Dec 15 2011 3:56PM
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feihlination
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what if it only takes 15 seconds
Dec 15 2011 5:48PM
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ORDEAL
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Forest. Only way i would choose cheese grater was if i was shot through it at a really fast rate, headfirst, instantaneous death
Dec 15 2011 5:52PM
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ski93
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I choose the rasp... better to burn out than fade away
Dec 15 2011 5:58PM
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Ski_Alot
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I don't think you can "pussy out" of an execution...
Dec 15 2011 6:07PM
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Broken_Rides
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I'm going out with a raging hard on.

2009: Sergey Tuganov, a 28-year-old Russian, bet two women that he could continuously have sex with them both for twelve hours. Several minutes after winning the $4,300 bet, he suffered a fatal heart attack, apparently due to having ingested an entire bottle of Viagra just after accepting the bet.

Dec 15 2011 7:08PM
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cwillygood
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obvi
Dec 15 2011 7:13PM
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feihlination
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so which one? the hundreds of small holes or the single blade?
Dec 15 2011 9:43PM
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feihlination
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which rasp? and what position is your body in?
Dec 15 2011 9:46PM
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richard.
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must be some pretty big handcuffs to fit around a tree.
Dec 15 2011 9:52PM
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Davy.Crockett
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i hope he had time to claim it
Dec 15 2011 9:55PM
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Parks.
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Why would u pick the rasp?? Haha at least with the tree ur skin wouldn't be torn off to death
Dec 15 2011 9:58PM
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feihlination
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or long chain between them.. use your imagination
Dec 15 2011 10:03PM
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Ski_ThEast
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out of all the ones on the wikapedia link i would go laughing to death.  He died laughing when he heard that Charles II was taking the throne.

Or i would be skinned to death with clam shells, I mean who doesn't love clams?
Dec 15 2011 10:04PM
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soulskier
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i'm thinking a 20 foot rasp would have to be proportional, right? #3 from head to toe. can it shower me in cheddar first?
Dec 15 2011 10:04PM
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feihlination
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i am afraid that head to toe is not an option. either lying flat on your stomach or standing upright. and again, it wont take much longer than 2 minutes
Dec 15 2011 10:12PM
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50in07
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What the hell is wrong with you?
Dec 15 2011 10:15PM
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soulskier
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Dec 15 2011 10:21PM
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Midwestoverdose
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Nonee
Dec 16 2011 12:15AM
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navierSTOKED
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rasp. The zesty one.  I'd like to live on as a key lime tart.
Dec 16 2011 1:14AM
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Milksteak
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bahahaha another fuckFace. Stoked I started that shat.
Dec 16 2011 1:24AM
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feihlination
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wanna know how i know youre gay?
Dec 16 2011 5:40AM
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Supergyro
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Fire suit for sure
Dec 16 2011 10:53AM
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