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How often do you poop

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DR.SHRED
Posts: 2134 - Karma: 503
just courious to how often you poop? my friends say at leats once a day but for me its once every 3-4 days.
Dec 14 2011 12:18AM
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FerrisBueller
Posts: 8280 - Karma: 5,173
once a day is normal dude

once 3-4 days is fucked your gunna get colon cancer.
Dec 14 2011 12:19AM
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ECB
Posts: 6991 - Karma: 618
I'm the opposite, 3-4 a day

Once when I wake up
Once after my first meal
Once before the gym
Once before I sleep
Dec 14 2011 12:20AM
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ECB
Posts: 6991 - Karma: 618
I'm the opposite, 3-4 a day

Once when I wake up
Once after my first meal
Once before the gym
Once before I sleep
Dec 14 2011 12:20AM
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ECB
Posts: 6991 - Karma: 618
I'm the opposite, 3-4 a day

Once when I wake up
Once after my first meal
Once before the gym
Once before I sleep
Dec 14 2011 12:20AM
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ECB
Posts: 6991 - Karma: 618
I'm the opposite, 3-4 a day

Once when I wake up
Once after my first meal
Once before the gym
Once before I sleep
Dec 14 2011 12:20AM
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Jahrassicpark
Posts: 2075 - Karma: 38
Man, that's shitty, eat some more grains and veggies

I drop dumps 2-3 time a day, sometimes on a good day I'll hit 4
Dec 14 2011 12:22AM
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blackmamba.
Posts: 969 - Karma: 56
once every 2 days. kinda weird to think about
Dec 14 2011 12:23AM
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Spinoza
Posts: 12763 - Karma: 3,844
Hey ECB,  why dont you post 4 times?

but actually thats shows that your healthy,    (most likely)  there should be 1 bowel movement per meal.
although it may be inconvenient.

i go once very morning,    possibly again later if i eat dairy and forget my lactade pills
Dec 14 2011 12:23AM
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rsvp
Posts: 1516 - Karma: 2,611
lol
Dec 14 2011 12:25AM
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ECB
Posts: 6991 - Karma: 618
I think I have faulty wifi card, no lie

I'm getting my computer looked at in a week



but yea it is healthy, but it sucks haha
Dec 14 2011 12:25AM
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DurrrLapz
Posts: 107 - Karma: 66
A cool 1 per day average based on my recent activities. About a year ago though i got into eating prunes and after about a month i swore i would never eat another prune again
Dec 14 2011 12:26AM
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DR.SHRED
Posts: 2134 - Karma: 503
to all these people saying 3-4 times a day that just blows my mind. i dont eat veggies of any kind ever besides corn shits nasty
Dec 14 2011 12:26AM
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blackmamba.
Posts: 969 - Karma: 56
oh shit im not healthy. i guess i could shit more often if wanted to. public washrooms aint my thang tho
Dec 14 2011 12:26AM
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970-Pow
Posts: 148 - Karma: 10
Usually once a day, right before I head to bed
Dec 14 2011 12:26AM
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FerrisBueller
Posts: 8280 - Karma: 5,173
ur gunna get anal cancer no joke dude id be scared if i were you
Dec 14 2011 12:30AM
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caliskigirl
Posts: 393 - Karma: 67
Girls don't poop, 100% efficient :)
Dec 14 2011 12:32AM
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BlakeG
Posts: 1450 - Karma: 1,030
Haha same here theyre fucking gross lol and 1 every 2 days
Dec 14 2011 12:42AM
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midwestmike
Posts: 138 - Karma: 9
once every morning. its called my morning constitutional. and that quadruple post was ridiculous.
Dec 14 2011 12:46AM
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TallerThanThou
Posts: 615 - Karma: 13
Do you also post the same comment in a row 3-4 times a day?

...Yes.
Dec 14 2011 12:46AM
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sherwood4099
Posts: 1173 - Karma: 22
2 times a day everyday 
Dec 14 2011 12:48AM
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charmander
Posts: 10636 - Karma: 372
couple times a day, more during the summer when im more active
Dec 14 2011 12:49AM
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Davy.Crockett
Posts: 5373 - Karma: 323
not until they give birth, then they poop
Dec 14 2011 12:50AM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 36657 - Karma: 110,373
Not enough.
Dec 14 2011 1:36AM
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LittleFoot
Posts: 1667 - Karma: 57
Everytime I go on NS.
Dec 14 2011 1:38AM
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DR.SHRED
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haha just found this on another thread

Dec 14 2011 1:45AM
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remove
Posts: 2566 - Karma: 1,026
depends on what I ate...
Dec 14 2011 1:45AM
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Whale
Posts: 226 - Karma: 16
once errry 2 dayish. I know 1 a day is "normal" but not for meeeeeeeee

upto 2 time a day if i eat alot of something greasy
Dec 14 2011 1:47AM
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*AMILLZ*
Posts: 207 - Karma: 10
once a day or every other day at home, 2-3 times a day at school.
Dec 14 2011 2:06AM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51252 - Karma: 157,262
Once a day, maybe twice sometimes. Only went multiple days without pooping at summercamp as a kid
Dec 14 2011 2:14AM
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Kangbang
Posts: 14211 - Karma: 423
I'll drop a duce once a day or sometimes every other day.
Dec 14 2011 2:16AM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
usually once a day, but sometimes i skip a day after a really good one.
Dec 14 2011 3:11AM
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hokkanee
Posts: 1800 - Karma: 435
probably like 3 times every two days, like half the days I go once and the other half twice. Not counting beershits
Dec 14 2011 3:22AM
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midwestmike
Posts: 138 - Karma: 9
this is close to being sigworthy
Dec 14 2011 3:28AM
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Peppy
Posts: 346 - Karma: 341
once maybe twice a day... depends on how often i eat on campus..
Dec 14 2011 3:33AM
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maximiliaan
Posts: 7710 - Karma: 2,849
twice a day, but it depends on if im at work or just at home
Dec 14 2011 6:04AM
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Poems
Posts: 1041 - Karma: 3
Depends on the ammount of shit i eat that day. usually once-twice, maybe once every other day.
Dec 14 2011 8:36AM
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ORDEAL
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.
Dec 14 2011 8:40AM
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RickAstley
Posts: 953 - Karma: 32
On average twice a day
Dec 14 2011 8:42AM
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SkiThe603
Posts: 5376 - Karma: 498
1-3 days
Dec 14 2011 8:44AM
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CheddarJack
Posts: 5203 - Karma: 7,380
Probably 3 a day most days for me
Dec 14 2011 8:45AM
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Dr.Newschoolers
Posts: 1357 - Karma: 508
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Dec 14 2011 8:49AM
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GNARwalls
Posts: 1287 - Karma: 527
i havn't pooped in about 2 weeks, idk why. i just havn't had to...
Dec 14 2011 8:51AM
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5oup5teeze
Posts: 1259 - Karma: 74
haha quality thread man!

and prolly once to twice a day for me.
Dec 14 2011 8:51AM
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Park_Ranger
Posts: 3825 - Karma: 8,634
I am pooping right now :o
Dec 14 2011 9:18AM
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Orrin
Posts: 1757 - Karma: 1,114
Twice a day normally.
Dec 14 2011 9:20AM
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skiRay
Posts: 7558 - Karma: 926
this. same
Dec 14 2011 9:24AM
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CheddarJack
Posts: 5203 - Karma: 7,380
Holy shit you might want to do something about that...
Dec 14 2011 9:28AM
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Park_Ranger
Posts: 3825 - Karma: 8,634
you might want to go see your doctor about this... doesn't sound healthy to me.
Dec 14 2011 9:34AM
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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
count to 10 Mississippi. ok i'm dumping. now count to 10 mississippi again. ok i'm dumpin again
Dec 14 2011 9:58AM
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