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Tim Tebow

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Aftermang
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Why is he winning?
Dec 11 2011 7:18PM
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katie.
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The guy's trending on twitter. HOW
Dec 11 2011 10:44PM
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TheClap.
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hes boss
Dec 11 2011 10:45PM
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Wis_Skier_23
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Tebow is the man! he puts them in a position to win every week.  Props go to the kicker this week no doubt, but imagine if the chip shot field goal didnt get blocked and imagine if Thomas didn't drop that TD pass where he had the defender beat.  Tebow would have won the game in regulation and this changes the game entirely
Dec 11 2011 10:46PM
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A_Zuck
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Tebow is so fucking over rated... he needs to thank prater and Marion Barber for making it look like he won another game against another crippled losing-trended team.
Dec 11 2011 10:46PM
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Supergyro
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Thanks. Who needs tv?
Dec 11 2011 10:48PM
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TheClap.
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ftw
Dec 11 2011 10:49PM
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californiagrown
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just quoting for one of the better comments ive seen in a while.

And for the record, i have said for a while that time tebow is the messiah returned to earth. the bestt way to acheive god-like status is through sports, so thats what he did. All hail Timmay christ.
Dec 11 2011 10:55PM
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TheClap.
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and i agree with you
Dec 11 2011 10:57PM
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GayWolf420
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Didn't the kicker have more points than anyone on the team?
Dec 12 2011 12:42PM
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Casual.
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Head vs. blender. See how it goes
Dec 12 2011 12:54PM
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Dustin.
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Aaron Rogers also sat out the rest of the game after putting up 43 points in a half.....are you trying to suggest that Tim Tebow is as good a passer as Aaron Rodgers....?
Dec 12 2011 1:55PM
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.AR6rider.
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Am I the only one who thinks of this when someone says "Tebow Time"?


Dec 12 2011 2:00PM
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TheClap.
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I thiknk he was trying
Dec 12 2011 2:03PM
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dylgoz23
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niceee, go gatorss!!!
Dec 12 2011 2:13PM
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Bubba-Snax
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yup.... bills fan for life...

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Dec 12 2011 2:17PM
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Wesley.P
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i cannot wait for the patriots to stomp all over tebow next week.
Dec 12 2011 2:48PM
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Dustin.
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I dunno, Pats have done relatively badly against bad teams this year. However if Brady runs up the score quick, Denver is toast. Their defense is championship quality and is the only thing keeping that team alive through 3.5 quarters of 3 and out and fumbles.
Dec 12 2011 2:58PM
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Aftermang
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No charlie sheen is winning
Dec 12 2011 3:54PM
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TheClap.
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Remember a few years back when MIAMI came out with the wildcat?

Tebow will most likely win, Denvers D is rolling high right now.

And the pats are last on D.....

going to be a good one
Dec 12 2011 3:57PM
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cholenuggs
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no rothlesberger, or how ever you spell his name, is the worst
Dec 12 2011 4:08PM
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PON3
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Nope, rivers takes the cake on the bitchiest, whiniest, most doucheist ( probably not a word) quarter back that I can remember. If something doesnt go his way all he does is just bitch about it instead of taking care of his mistakes. their record proves that.
Dec 12 2011 4:40PM
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troben
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this is beyond true
Dec 12 2011 7:08PM
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Mr.LemonPie
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unfortunately he hasn't really played against any big teams yet. Stoked to see how he does against the Pats this week. Hopefully he will show that he can really come through but I doubt it.
Dec 12 2011 7:19PM
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mackcamp
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i live and CO and people get all sorts of upset when i tell them that all Tebow does is get us into field goal range. The Broncos average 4-5 fieldgoals per game.
Dec 12 2011 7:23PM
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californiagrown
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jets...
Dec 12 2011 10:33PM
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Jakx~
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Dec 12 2011 10:50PM
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ECB
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Tim Tebow vs. Charlie Sheen


Tim Tebow is winning with GOD

Charlie Sheen is winning with DRUGS

Tim Tebow is winning in the NFL

Charlie Sheen is winning in bed

Tim Tebow is winning every Sunday

Charlie Sheen is winning every night



I think Charlie still has it better

Martin Luther and Jesus Psalm 23 Vs 42 Line 5-8: If God shall cometh thee, then let him taketh, fore he is the Lord and Savior
Dec 12 2011 11:08PM
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Anathema
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you know tebow is gettin his too

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Dec 12 2011 11:18PM
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ECB
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But he has to marry them before he fucks them, then divorce them and make them sign a do not tell disclosure, all while charlie just says, "Mornin, now leave"

Dec 12 2011 11:20PM
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PopsicleStand
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Dec 13 2011 9:05AM
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Anathema
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hahaahha popsicle stand i love that kind of shit. that has got to be my favorite thing on the internet - those mashups taken from little seggies here and there and turned into an epic song. fuck i love it. i love it so much
Dec 13 2011 10:02AM
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Talacious[Tally]
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I will love Tebow to the death. He wins, that's all that matters. I would consider becoming a Christian if I married Tebow.
Dec 13 2011 11:12AM
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PopsicleStand
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Will you stop loving him when he stops losing?

This is kind of why outsiders give him/you fans guff... I respect what he has done, but lets let it play out. You guys are going bananas over him but meanwhile there are other teams out there that have won more games...
Dec 13 2011 11:19AM
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Talacious[Tally]
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Haters gonna hate on Tebow.
Dec 13 2011 11:36AM
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PopsicleStand
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haha.

when he stops WINNING. or starts losing, either way.
Dec 13 2011 11:39AM
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5oup5teeze
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he's a huge tool. GO PACK GO
Dec 13 2011 12:24PM
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Piste.Off
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haha, one of the worst offenses in the league.

lets see here, tim tebow is 7-1 vs:

the 0-7 dolphins.
the raiders without darren mcfadden, thanks to a kick return and carson palmer throwing a pick 6.
the cheifs, yea...
the jets, battle of defense, the broncos defense comes out on top
the chargers, thanks to two missed field goals by novak.
the 2-9 vikings.
the bears, without jay cutler and matt forte, tebow didn't win, the bears lost it twice.

he lost 10-45 vs. the lions, the only game where the broncos defense hasn't played amazing.

try not being a tebow lover living in colorado, you literally cannot go an hour of the day without hearing some fuck say how tebow is the reincarnation of jesus.

Dec 13 2011 12:37PM
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GayWolf420
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When I was there earlier this month, I was tempted to say Tebow sucks really loud to see what would happen. Regardless if he has more passing yards than elway had his first season, He's still a bad QB and it is probably god helping his low-skilled ass out when it comes to completing passes. I just can't wait when the Pats and brady beat the shit out of the denver ponies and skip bayless gets all butthurt about it.
Dec 13 2011 1:03PM
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Tasche
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Dec 13 2011 1:07PM
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cheener12
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As long as the Broncos win games I don't really care who plays quaterback....
Dec 13 2011 1:14PM
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shibby
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Hah came here to post this.

Jesus Christ Theron's a fucking bad man isn't he?
Dec 13 2011 3:42PM
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troben
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Exactly, im tired of hearing people bitch, would you guys rather have kyle orton the "traditional" qb, of have someone in who actually wins? yea were all tired of hearing about it, but going from last to first in the league is something to be proud of. Doesnt matter who they are beating they are finally winning games, and it isnt an embarasment to be a broncos fan anymore. I personally love tebow, but im not going to sit here and say he is the greatest qb ever, hes average, but they win with him in, isnt that all that matters?

Dec 13 2011 8:39PM
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Twinjibber77
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Accept our Lord and Savior Tim Tebow #15
Dec 13 2011 8:50PM
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GayWolf420
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Damn right I am. I'm so bad that I ask to borrow peoples pens and I never give them back. Real bad shit, man.
Dec 13 2011 9:50PM
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californiagrown
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hey now, the jets are a perennial super bowl contender.


and why not be a tebow lover? the people who arent amazed at the impact he has had on the Broncos organiztion are just trying to be different for the sake of being different.
Dec 13 2011 10:09PM
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ECB
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Your argument is invalid because you are not me

LET JESUS INTO YOUR LIFE
Dec 13 2011 10:16PM
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californiagrown
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have i not said that i love Tebow? I am an OG Tebow lover. I practically built the bandwagon.
Dec 13 2011 11:34PM
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steezenskis
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Tebow isnt a great quarter back, at least not yet. Their kicker has made 4 game winning kicks this season. That being said, he is 7-1. that counts for something.
Dec 13 2011 11:49PM
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Tasche
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Ya, but you didn't even take the time to look his name up...
Dec 15 2011 10:40AM
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