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480 HP nissan Juke

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Bear_Grylls
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http://www.topgear.com/uk/car-news/nissan-juke-r-engine-noise-official-pics-2011-11-17

Nissan Juke-R. dont love how it looks but this thing is probably an animal to drive. also sounds amazing. car starts at like 50 seconds.
Dec 8 2011 9:17PM
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Skittle.
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i would only buy it if i can do wheelies and stoppies with it.
Dec 8 2011 9:19PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
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good fucking lord that is ugly
Dec 8 2011 9:20PM
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Bear_Grylls
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understatement. haha
Dec 8 2011 9:21PM
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Petersaurusrex
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It'll probably eat your shit though.

(I bet its fucking fast)
Dec 8 2011 9:22PM
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yuck
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there is no doubt that car/suv/thing competes with the Cube on the ugly level, but i guarantee that car absolutely fucking rips.
Dec 8 2011 9:28PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
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defiantly.

but i would never buy a car just because it's fast
Dec 8 2011 9:30PM
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yuck
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i would



if i was a multi millionaire and had a private place to go drive it.
Dec 8 2011 9:32PM
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Bear_Grylls
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i cant find any specs on it yet but the regular GT-R is a pig. 0-60 in like 3 seconnds
Dec 8 2011 9:33PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
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if i were a multi millionaire i wouldn't bother with this. i would be laughing at your nissan while drifting my R8 around the track.
Dec 8 2011 9:37PM
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yuck
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just did a little homework. mind=blown

the Juke-R is predicted to be able to do 0-60 in only 3.6, have a top speed of 124 mph and it has the same power to weight ratio as a Viper SRT10. thats fucking retarded.

apparently they might lower the horsepower if it proves to be too much for such a lightweight new design.
Dec 8 2011 9:39PM
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Bear_Grylls
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124? i guess its not the most aerodynamic body ive ever seen but still. i watched a few other test videos and it seems cool.
that last shot is pretty crazy. thing is fast. maybe it just looks fast becasue its a crossover
Dec 8 2011 9:43PM
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yuck
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yeah 124 seemed a little weak to me too, after seeing the acceleration and the power-to-weight ratio
Dec 8 2011 9:45PM
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idskithat
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id drive it. but i bet that thing still has a hefty price tag
Dec 8 2011 9:51PM
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steezpolice
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nothing that ugly should be allowed to be that fast.
Dec 8 2011 10:00PM
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Relish_man
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that's what she said.
Dec 8 2011 10:06PM
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Trace.
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some mom is going to buy that car after seeing an advertisement for the normal one and kill herself
Dec 8 2011 10:07PM
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Bear_Grylls
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Sounds like their only making one. I bet Nissan kees it and only brings it out for shows and such.
Dec 8 2011 10:07PM
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zerospinskier
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My mom just traded in her Mini Cooper for a Juke recently. That one looks pretty nuts for a Juke.
Dec 8 2011 10:11PM
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Randy_Quench
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god i hate those headlights.
Dec 8 2011 10:12PM
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J.D.
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Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the ultimate sleeper.
Dec 8 2011 10:12PM
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Bear_Grylls
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Hahahaha unless they hear it
Dec 8 2011 10:19PM
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Joebin
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Nissan needs to quit being a damn pussy and drop whatever fucking engine that is in a 370z and make it a Nismo edition. The Z line used to be so ballin' back in the 90's before they stopped making them and restarted in a completely NA engine.
Dec 8 2011 10:19PM
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steezenskis
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too bad its the worlds ugliest car
Dec 8 2011 10:20PM
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yuck
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nope, this



that is the ultimate sleeper lol
Dec 8 2011 10:25PM
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Trojan~Man
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the fucking ugliest car ever! dont give a fuck if it could fly to the moon and back and it was free i still wouldnt have it.
Dec 8 2011 10:29PM
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dbchili
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Crossover meets hot hatch = hot cross?
Dec 8 2011 11:33PM
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Bear_Grylls
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Unfortunately that thing is about as attractive as the juke
Dec 8 2011 11:38PM
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Njens.
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hahahahahah!
Dec 9 2011 12:06AM
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Che~
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For one you cant drift a r8, its an AWD drivetrain. The Juke R will have 56 more hp than the r8, and its 0-60 is 1 second faster than an r8. Just because its a luxury sport car from Germany doesn't mean it will be faster than a Japanese crossover
Dec 9 2011 1:30AM
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tj.hall
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Thank you for the comment about the R8..

Don't be a dumbass and think you can drift anything just because it has power.
And if you would even consider drifting an Audi, you're an even bigger dumbass. Slam it or autocross it, nobody cares..

Typical rule of thumb, JDM drifts well and goes low.
Anything euro usually just goes low, but typically really low.

Dec 9 2011 1:55AM
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p.hawks
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same here. stock audi wagons can easily top that, though they are a bit slower 0-60
Dec 9 2011 1:58AM
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Dylan_
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HAHAHA have fun "drifting" your r8
Dec 9 2011 2:01AM
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CrotchKiller
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mmmm dat AWD drifting
Dec 9 2011 2:21AM
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WikiWiki
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you can definitely drift an r8- it is a 82-18 torque split so you can oversteer the shit out of it


inb4 some retard says drifting is rwd only
Dec 9 2011 2:58AM
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yuck
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well thats the point. I would have an R8 too. and a GTR, a Gallardo Superleggera and an Agera R. I'm sayin the only reason I would buy it is if I had nothign else to spend the money on lol
Dec 9 2011 3:01AM
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.AR6rider.
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Is it weird if it makes me happy inside when I know that you are about to tear a new ass hole in about the next 12 people that quote you and make themselves sound stupid?
Dec 9 2011 3:02AM
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WikiWiki
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it will prob have to wait till tommorow- its 3am and im drunk NS'ing again
Dec 9 2011 3:06AM
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yuck
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i thought it was 85-15 on the V10, which only further supports your point. but maybe im wrong, you seem to know a lot about cars judging by some posts i've seen you make

The V8 has a much lower torque-split, 35-65 or something around there. but who the fuck would buy an 8 cylinder R8 if you were a multi millionaire
Dec 9 2011 3:07AM
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.AR6rider.
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Me too...me too.
Dec 9 2011 3:09AM
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Bear_Grylls
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.
Dec 9 2011 1:08PM
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Dylan_
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yeah, its possible. not nearly as fun.
Dec 9 2011 1:15PM
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skiRay
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absolutely absurd and pointless vehicle. i hate cars lie that. i dont care how fast they are. im a diehard BMW fan, but cars like the X6M are just stupid
Dec 9 2011 1:20PM
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Flying~Squirrel
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personally i think that car looks wicked badass. its like a jeep version of the batmobile or something
Dec 9 2011 1:26PM
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mehregan15
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no matter what it's still a nissan...
Dec 9 2011 1:35PM
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norgeanders
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my subaru outback did like 115 haha, so 124 is shiit
Dec 9 2011 1:38PM
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WikiWiki
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its limited you nerds- it has a full gtr drivetrain swap- easily capable of 180+ they have it limited so people dont go blowing into a corner at silverstone over 140mph in a fucking suv


and its not production- they built two to gauge intrest in building a larger turbo version of the juke





just a quick tidbit- a stock juke is faster around the ring than a brand new gti




and it has less horsepower




Dec 9 2011 1:58PM
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yuck
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yeah we established that 124 isnt very fast relatively

good job reading the thread though
Dec 9 2011 2:00PM
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WikiWiki
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o rly?

because reverse entries are boring apparently


Dec 9 2011 2:12PM
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skithesprings
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anyone else think this might have some rally potential?
Dec 9 2011 2:24PM
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Trojan~Man
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Dec 9 2011 4:07PM
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