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Worst Bathroom Spray Ever
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im at my friends house and i happened to fart on his bed. it smelled awful. he ran into teh bathroom and grabbed the bottle of asian spice. he then ran back in here and sprayed it all over me. now i smell like asian spice and it is worse than farts.
(zach)
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hahahahaha you smell like chink!
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To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.
If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
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'Well sir, my message is simple. Niggers, Jews, Homosexuals, Arabs, and all different types of Chinks STINK and i hate 'em!'
-Clayton Bigsby
-Dan
RED SOX
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every culture has a scent! hahah NOW YOURASIAN
just like the continent! YOURASIA
iROCK
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me be asian doesnt qualify me for smelling like a Chink, because i was born in North Carolina...plus i smell like Old Spice Red Zone aqua reef deoderant body spray anyways.
Jeepers Creepers, where'd you get the neat sneakers?!?!
hehehe giggle giggle giggle
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i still smell, i gotta take a shower, but i dont do that much...
(zach)
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Back in the day, my friend and I got a hold of some bad chicken nuggets at Mcdonalds and back at his place I ripped some epic gas. All he had was cologne spray and he started squirting me with it, but then the scents mixed making the most foul odor ever, I had to leave and then his dad came in and started gagging and yelled at him.
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Jeff: Hey Geoff, did Ronny tell you not to wear any boxers so he could rape you better?
Geoff: No, I just put my boxers on backwards so the hole is in the back...it's alot easier that way.
'I'm in his nigger crew' (my little brother in response to my statement that he was in my 'digger crew')
'My knee hurts' (Jeff Merat after grinding a lunch table for an hour instead of sitting in the ski patrol shack for his torm mcl and acl which he got earlier that day.)
'I'm not asking for any help, just maybe for you to get off your ass.'(my dad)
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then ou must be dirty
He who hesitates masturbates
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