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There is now an FDA-approved hangover cure

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PopsicleStand
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...According to this products claims...

I give you-Blowfish!


Oh wait...its aspirin, caffeine, an antacid in an effervescent pill. Sounds like a good way to bleed to death in some form or fashion.
Dec 7 2011 4:43PM
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TheClap.
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hangover cure is an OG4LOKO
Dec 7 2011 4:45PM
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TheBigApple
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There is no cure for a hangover and there never will be.
Dec 7 2011 4:47PM
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AGOF
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closest ive found is weed
Dec 7 2011 4:48PM
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theabortionator
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Just start drinking = works everytime
Dec 7 2011 4:49PM
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TheBigApple
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same
Dec 7 2011 4:50PM
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ryantheconnolly
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you can never get a hangover if you're never sober to experience it
Dec 7 2011 4:50PM
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.Blake.
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church
Dec 7 2011 4:58PM
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Charlie_Kelly
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here's a pretty good one...it's called water...
Dec 7 2011 5:00PM
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Dhane
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words of wisdom. beer is the best hangover cure
Dec 7 2011 5:01PM
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mehregan15
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weed and water, the only cure.
Dec 7 2011 5:04PM
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Curb.
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God is my cure. God is life. i love God. God.
Dec 7 2011 5:27PM
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mistaT
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There's certainly hangover cures, the problem is that for every single drink you have they cure less and less of your hangover.

Doesn't matter how much water you drink if you've slammed 15 drinks in a night.
Dec 7 2011 5:40PM
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kungfusteeze
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This. Hydrate before and after drinking. Helps tons.
Dec 7 2011 5:40PM
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PopsicleStand
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Dec 7 2011 5:41PM
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Curb.
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HAHAHAHAHA , i was kidding if any of you thought i was serious..
Dec 7 2011 5:42PM
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bermbuster49
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waaake and bake
Dec 7 2011 5:42PM
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TheClap.
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its obvious why you failed college then
Dec 7 2011 5:54PM
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Thenowhereman42
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Actually Gatorade is an excellent hangover cure. The electrolytes replace all the sodium you lost and the massive amount of sugar replaces the sugar you lost. And it rehydrates you.

Weed works pretty well too.
Dec 7 2011 6:01PM
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PopsicleStand
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I have a better cure than all you fools. Some of you might have seen it before. muahahahaha
Dec 7 2011 6:03PM
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theabortionator
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Also fda approved doesn't mean shit. Also the fda is shit.



Dec 7 2011 6:19PM
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KellyK
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Perkinssss. big stack of pancakes.
Dec 7 2011 6:27PM
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TijmenDal
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2 glasses of water, 3 fried eggs, sunny side up, with bacon, cheese and tomatoes on whole meat bread. 2 glasses of milk.

And a good crap.


There, hangover cure.
Dec 7 2011 6:34PM
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RickAstley
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before you go to bed eat a shitload of carbs and drink as much water as you can.

Good to go in the morning.
Dec 7 2011 6:35PM
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