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theabortionator
Posts: 51263 - Karma: 157,455
Hello,

why you gotta be like this? When I was little we used to be friends. You used to get us out of school and provide multiple feet of snow to play in. Why the warm weather? Why the rain? I'm hoping you'll stop being lame and hook it up for us this winter.


Sincerely,

Rusty



PS: HOOK US UP!
Dec 6 2011 7:51PM
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camstain
Posts: 1124 - Karma: 387
East Coast is strugglin hard right now, it fuckin sucks. Sunday River had like 335 guns running the other day and it all turned into ice the day after.
Dec 6 2011 7:52PM
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hope.
Posts: 533 - Karma: 40
Could be worse, I think it hit like 80 here in VA
Dec 6 2011 7:56PM
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YoUnGinAYo
Posts: 307 - Karma: 226
so retarted high pressure is dominating the entire west side.    fucking drought year fuck the hype
Dec 6 2011 7:56PM
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LikeALion
Posts: 132 - Karma: 12
Mother Natures still recovering from that rough night we gave her last year
I mean, she did give us a little girl, La Nina
Dec 6 2011 8:08PM
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k-fred
Posts: 5363 - Karma: 1,598
well payed, well payed....
Dec 6 2011 8:09PM
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JHendrix
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She too busy doing dishes in the kitchen to care about winter
Dec 6 2011 8:10PM
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bardissono
Posts: 443 - Karma: 213
http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/35bjwj/
Dec 6 2011 8:18PM
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bardissono
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the embed wouldn't work on this for some reason
Dec 6 2011 8:19PM
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LikeALion
Posts: 132 - Karma: 12
aha I believe that sums up mother nature last yr
Dec 6 2011 9:04PM
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.ZT.
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lol
Dec 6 2011 9:14PM
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snowmosexual
Posts: 1928 - Karma: 9,965
WORD!
Dec 6 2011 9:15PM
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Finkle
Posts: 959 - Karma: 850
I still have faith.
 Mother nature, I have a feeling has something in store for us...The calm before the storm...per-say?
Dec 6 2011 10:29PM
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theabortionator
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I having my doubts
Dec 6 2011 10:40PM
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chuck_testa
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holy sweet mother of jesus. My real home mountain has two. and well my early and late season mountain has like 100 tops
Dec 6 2011 10:41PM
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freestyler540
Posts: 13046 - Karma: 18,292
Dear Humanity,
There has been a shift in balance in the environment .Due the excessive release of greenhouse gasses in this short period of time, I must make changes to the weather to protect myself from violating the laws of physics. I am sorry if your region has gotten warmer; on a positive note; The middle east is getting colder.
PS:If someone would have listen to the environmentalists in the 70's we would not be in this mess.

-Mother Nature


Dec 6 2011 10:47PM
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freestyler540
Posts: 13046 - Karma: 18,292
In all seriousness, I do miss the early snow dumps. I hope this winter will reverse the trend in the northeast!
Dec 6 2011 10:49PM
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Finkle
Posts: 959 - Karma: 850
mother nature is a democrat.
Dec 6 2011 11:37PM
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SpaghettiWizard
Posts: 2825 - Karma: 166
this.
Dec 6 2011 11:41PM
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Shireshredder
Posts: 331 - Karma: 57
East coast you need to catch up, even europe has snow now:

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Dec 7 2011 6:18AM
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idskithat
Posts: 1314 - Karma: 154
why couldnt that storm in octtober been moved to like a week ago?
Dec 7 2011 6:38AM
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Rajna
Posts: 3824 - Karma: 90
I don't even want to talk about it
Dec 7 2011 6:43AM
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skiingblowsme
Posts: 664 - Karma: 100
quoting science teacher here "mother nature is called a woman because she does whatever the hell she wants whenever the hell she wants and won't listen to anyone else."
Dec 7 2011 6:52AM
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coldcuts69
Posts: 3718 - Karma: 1,890
you have no idea how sad this actually made me.
Dec 7 2011 7:15AM
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Captain_Slow
Posts: 1677 - Karma: 24
Haha nice, and all the hype for this winter too! Hopefully it gets colder real quick , raining in december sucks....
Dec 7 2011 7:53AM
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saskskierftw
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Please snow in the prairies.
Dec 7 2011 9:33AM
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the.cheat
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yeah it's rained the past few days here in the 716... i wore a t shirt to school with no hoodie and i wasn't even cold outside.
Dec 7 2011 10:20AM
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ironic
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Global climate change. Just saying.
Dec 7 2011 10:52AM
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PON3
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my home mountain in Missouri opens up in 10 days. That might beat some of the resorts out east lol
Dec 7 2011 11:42AM
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LikeALion
Posts: 132 - Karma: 12
well mother nature is too fucking sore to shit on us with snow right now so i say we give her a couple more days to let her learn how to walk again, let her make us a couple of sandwiches, and then let it snow for days on end.
Dec 7 2011 12:51PM
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kingskier
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yeahh i know its sick! im heading out next week to cham, looking forward to it, and the weather charts are predicting more next week. http://www.netweather.tv/index.cgi?action=alp-charts
Dec 7 2011 1:00PM
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rareison
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Thisthisthisthisthis
Dec 7 2011 1:06PM
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camstain
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A good amount of the mountains in the East have been open since late October.
Dec 7 2011 3:54PM
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YoUnGinAYo
Posts: 307 - Karma: 226
Had a dream that i woke up and it was snowing and i was hella stoked but when i actually woke up it was bare like usual. :(
Dec 9 2011 12:28PM
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OhioDreams
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Finally getting some snow here in OH! Word on the street is Clearfork is supposed to open up this weekend.
Dec 9 2011 2:19PM
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CatDaddy
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Dec 9 2011 4:15PM
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troben
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just read a report, my mountiain (winterpark) says they need at least 4 feet of snow to open the whole thing.. its not supposed to snow for at least 4 days. usually we were into good skiing by this point
Dec 9 2011 4:28PM
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joshua
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INB4 "your lucky to be even skiing" posts lol
Dec 9 2011 4:50PM
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Deluge
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MUST. HAVE. SNOW.
Dec 9 2011 5:02PM
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That_One_Dude
Posts: 1050 - Karma: 760
This year is the latest i've started skiing since I can remember. So upsetting
Dec 9 2011 5:23PM
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tribefan226
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early season hike park open tomorrow here in good ole ohio. probably be up and running with full park and jumpline by next weekend!
Dec 9 2011 7:33PM
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Brock.
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Ontario is finally getting some that will stick. Hills should be open next weekend.
Dec 9 2011 7:40PM
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esotericjive
Posts: 1889 - Karma: 1,445
Trying to get up North this weekend, can't stop thinking about sking.
Dec 9 2011 7:44PM
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LikeALion
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too many people fucked with wutang theres the prob
Dec 9 2011 9:37PM
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Crehm
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first time on snow of the season for me tmrw!!!! so stoked!

Dec 9 2011 9:40PM
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theabortionator
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First day in october. 2nd day in nov. Into dec and still no day 3 for me.


I could go to gore I guess and spend my money that i need to ride their shitty preseason settup or i could wait till mother nature sacks up and dumps some snow and I can move/get to work.




I just want to ride/make some money/ride
Dec 9 2011 9:50PM
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LikeALion
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the conditions dont matter, i just want to ski whatever it is whether its moguled up shit show to park at whiteface or blower pow off of mineral at the bird
Dec 9 2011 10:18PM
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crab_pretzel
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im just gonna sign my name right under "rusty"
Dec 9 2011 10:23PM
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Juice.Doctor
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I feel ya man. I really do. Things aren't looking so good on the East Coast right now, but the mountains will be up and running in a couple of weeks.

I'm going to Big Boulder tomorrow for opening day. I'm stoked!
Dec 9 2011 10:24PM
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theabortionator
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True. At least some places have had smowmaking temps. I'm thinking that somehow I'll be on the snow this weekend but I've thought that every week for the last few.


I'm cross my fingers and hopin though. Once it gets started at least they'll be somethin to build off of but this lack of a start has been killin me.


And word, thats dope. I want to hit some pa mountains sometimes. BB and 7springs look sick. Also some others that had some pretty decent settups. I just never make it down that way in the winter. Maybe I'll bring my snowboard shit when moe. tour comes through pa in march.

Dec 9 2011 10:29PM
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richard.
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They better be.
Dec 9 2011 11:57PM
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