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Absolutely love this video. I believe it was on Tosh. And how dare people say romance is dead. I don't think there is a more heartwarming video out there.
fucking low lifes. how can anyone watch that and say they wanna try it? the fucking dude freaked out, & jumped out of a window. lucky he was on the 1st floor, cause that bitch was too knocked out to even realize.
salvia is not very chill. You trip waaaay too hard and you feel like shit afterwards. Anyone that wants to try hallucinogens just do shrooms, imo a way better experience.
I hate you. I wish this thread would have just died.
Only was like 17/18, might have done shrooms once. Wanted to try salvia. Headshop got it in, lady called me and let me know.
I bought a g of the 60 times, figured if I was actually going to try I wanted to make damn sure it did something. Ate a few caps to ensure that something would happen. So I smoked almost the whole I did one rip and only held it in for a little, then dumped more in there and did the whole thing and held it for as long as I could.
Shit got really weird, interesting, strange. That was the salvia, or was it. Def sent me the fuck out for a little bit. Was nice and relaxing though. Felt pretty good when I was coming out of it other than sweating a little bit . NBD. Like sweet that was pretty cool. Nothing bad happened, nobody died, success.
As I coming down from the salvia, still in a weird state feeling kind of fucked up, my friends roomate comes home. Now I wanted to do this all in a chill place where nothing would happen. My friend trailer that he rented from his parents seemed like a good spot. Generally just him there, I smoked and drank there a good amount, he had some parties. I just didn't want to do it at home and this seemed like the prime spot.
Bad Idea
So Little did I know that his roomate was far sketchier than I had imagined. So he comes in with a few bags of who knows what. Starts pulling shit out of them. Next thing I know they have the stove on and their mixing chemicals together on the stove. Brake cleaner or something and god knows what else. As I'm sitting there melted into the couch, people 20 feet away are attempting to cook meth. Yes the story you here of the sketchy people cooking meth in the trailer. It's not that rare, it happens a lot, you just don't expect to be sitting on a couch in that trailer. I was getting really scared. I mean this is the shit on the news when the trailer blows up, I mean you're playing with all kinds of chemicals, it's sketchy. A flame came out of the burner at my friend and he just got out of the way enough to maybe singe his eyebrows at the worst.
The plan
I knew I had to get out of there. I mean obviously the place was going to blow up and I was going to die, so I walk out the door. I think they were too into their hobo chemistry to even notice. I decided to sit in my car where I would be safe. Then I realized if the place blew up, I didn't want to be anywhere near the property, especially tripping. So I start driving to a friends house. Call him on the way. Got out of the car for some reason because I was freaking out, locked myself out, had the other window down enough i was able to get in. Set the phone down and forgot about it.Got to my buddies house, he figured I crashed when I stopped talking and was about to come look for me.
I was glad to be safe. Then I realized I left some stuff there. So me and him go back to the trailer. Sure enough the shady meth lab was in full swing and they had a pile of ash on the table that was supposed to be meth but was from a few failed attempts. Mixing all kinds of chemicals in different things on the stove. Also neither of these kids are even mildly intelligent so playing with fire and chemicals was just asking for trouble. Some how they didn't blow the place up. I'm not sure if they ever got a decent useable product.
We got the fuck out of there, I didn't touch salvia again. Drugs are bad kids.
inb4 cool story hansel or tl;dr. Don't read it if you don't want to. Figure I'd let people know why salvia is bad.
salvia could be a good time under 20X, but anything above that is another world. I got drown in a well by 4 animatronic felix the cats in the third person.
and you forget you smoked salvia when you are tripping, which makes it that much scarier and real. every sense, not just the visuals, are intense.
From what I hear salvia sounds a lot like a spice (synthetic marijuana) trip. Especially Rain brand. Idk how to explain it to anyone else except that you aren't in reality anymore. Not necessarily hallucinating like acid or shrooms but you're just in a different fucking world. Reduces people to gibbering messes for like 20 minutes.
The only difference is that spice is made with paint thinner and salvia is natural shit I guess.
I was a little dude on a sand castle and these kids were building it around me. They were fucking huge. It was pretty mellow. Chillin on the beach waves, breeze, smell, laughter. Then the waves crashed over me and meltered me into the sand.
Not sure if that was salvia though. I'm thinking it was though
once, the outline of every object seemed to be infinitely deep.
another time, the shit hit the fan. shit was coming at me, and i was dodging that shit.
then more shit happened when i rolled a jeffery- just weed, tobacco, salvia. everthing was icecream. idk how to explain it, but everything was icecream.
Salvia is crazy, I became a pixel and then unfolded into a human kind of. The world was a book, and when I came to finally realize what was around me i was terrified that the book would close and everything in life would be lost..
Gotta smoke weed when you come off it or else you'll have weird headaches and trips for a while afterwards
I laid down on some rocks and was staring at the sky. A door forms in one the clouds and gradually starts to open. Next thing i know, i am being violently pulled through the open door in the sky. on the other side of the door, i found myself having a discussion with Little Foot, a character from the movie "Land Before Time. he proceeds to explain to me that i have opened the gate of multiple dimensions, and that i have transcended away from my home reality. he also explained that the drug i had ingested had nothing to do with why i slipped away from the bounds of reality, but that i was chosen for a special purpose. i didn't want anything to do with his "mission" and yelled at him that all i wanted to do was get back to my home reality, and that i couldn't live with the thought of never seeing my friends and family again. i ran away from him in search of an escape back to my home. while searching,
this is where things get really hard to explain.....
my home reality was placed on the left side of my head, both weighing me down to that side, but also showing me that reality was really close in reach. however random things would cause me to fall further away from my original reality, shifting my original reality to be more and more realities away. every time i experienced a shift, all other reality that i had previously been in would add on to that weight on the side of my head, and would thus cause me anxiety that i would never find my way back.
each reality i experienced was different too. in some everything was small, others everything was huge, ect
one really weird one was where nothing existed except me. i was floating in an empty white space. kind of like this
salvia was very odd. I (apparently) sat there drooling and gurgling for 10 minutes then snapped right out of it. It was like waking up, and then i felt fine. It also seemed like only 20 or 30 seconds had passed. Moral of the story: mushies for the win.
