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Davin
Posts: 669 - Karma: 354

99% of you will probably not even read this... but i just turned 17 and i am trying my best to become a horse. the 26th of december im traveling to the wide open fields of Texas to hopefully learn from the best horses. Being a horse means a lot to me.

I´ve just about started my training. I have just nailed horseshoes to my feet (really hurts) and shaved my hair to a horse mane. It would mean the world to me if you supported me.

Please, it means alot to me! Thanks.

Nov 26 2011 9:47PM
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Porsntar
Posts: 290 - Karma: 18
trolling?
Nov 26 2011 9:48PM
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Panda_with_Guns
Posts: 3040 - Karma: 1,620
or just stupid
Nov 26 2011 9:50PM
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.AR6rider.
Posts: 15976 - Karma: 8,799
I am the one percent...that thinks this is a fantastic idea!
Nov 26 2011 9:51PM
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.squirrely.
Posts: 7563 - Karma: 7,540
OCCUPY THE WIDE OPEN FIELDS OF TEXAS!!!!
Nov 26 2011 9:52PM
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cubber
Posts: 1933 - Karma: 638
Occupy this horse!!!!!
Nov 26 2011 9:53PM
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ORDEAL
Posts: 6386 - Karma: 75
I support you!!! Follow your dreams. Try to find an attachable tail. Or grow one
Nov 26 2011 9:53PM
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derpina
Posts: 2186 - Karma: 55
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Nov 26 2011 9:54PM
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SeanTom
Posts: 7936 - Karma: 1,747
what the fuck am i reading?

OCCUPY HORSES(?)
Nov 26 2011 9:54PM
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Finnbear
Posts: 375 - Karma: 4
Awesome idea! Why didn't I think of that?!?!
Nov 26 2011 9:55PM
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.Apex.
Posts: 2097 - Karma: 1,556
I understand the urge but what ever you do when you get down there don't let a cowboy ride you
Nov 26 2011 9:58PM
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FRussellVisual
Posts: 60 - Karma: 179
Im among the first of human kind to be accepted into the horse community. I've already adapted to the locals culture and night life. I have to say, if you like horse pussy, this is the lifestyle for you.
Nov 26 2011 10:04PM
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TOAST.
Posts: 7281 - Karma: 33,455
Do all the other horses laugh at you because your penis is 1/10 of the size of theirs?
Nov 26 2011 10:08PM
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Montville57
Posts: 1364 - Karma: 18
Why couldn't the pony sing? It was a little horse... Yes fuck you
Nov 26 2011 10:11PM
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FRussellVisual
Posts: 60 - Karma: 179
They laugh at me because its bigger than theirs. :(
Nov 26 2011 10:11PM
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DGski
Posts: 3491 - Karma: 2,328
congrats bra
Nov 26 2011 10:11PM
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-GL-
Posts: 1696 - Karma: 35
First thing that came to my mind was the part of stepbrothers where their dad wanted to be a dinosaur hahah
Nov 26 2011 11:00PM
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Doug.Dimmadome
Posts: 165 - Karma: 20
Holy copy pasta from youtube batman!
Nov 26 2011 11:03PM
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Chompo.
Posts: 4952 - Karma: 88
this thread makes complete sense.
Nov 26 2011 11:10PM
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TheMartian
Posts: 134 - Karma: 30
I lost.. +k
Nov 26 2011 11:55PM
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soulskier
Posts: 17805 - Karma: 3,821
life will get better, promise
Nov 27 2011 12:06AM
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caturdaze
Posts: 338 - Karma: 12
threads hahaha, I tried to turn in to an horse one time, and I could never quite get it right......
Nov 27 2011 1:29AM
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WestWoods
Posts: 960 - Karma: 414
Fucck a horse be a platypus!
Nov 27 2011 1:48AM
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84west
Posts: 646 - Karma: 1,254
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Nov 27 2011 2:03AM
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Bateman
Posts: 8590 - Karma: 8,605
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you see this is what happens when pictures like this appear online.
Nov 27 2011 9:23AM
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