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Im drunk and should be a sperm donor

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Joebin
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Im drunk and need someone to straighten my life out. Im watching a TV show about a sperm donor who had hundreds of kids and their all meeting each other and I thought "hey. Why dont I donate sperm and make bank because my sperm is obviouly worth a shit ton of skrilla" but the thought of hundreds of my bastard childs running around makes me want to throw up the McGangbang I just ate and I definately need the nutrients from it otherwise I will need a McGangbang transplant. What the fick am I supposed to do? I mean I jerk off like 5 times a week, why shouldnt I get paid for it? Thats a waist of sperm thats been sitting in a sock in the bottom of my hamper for the past month. Maybe I should just be a man whore, but one that specializes in getting the client pregnant. Same thing right?

Lynyrd Skynyrd is the best band ever and you know it

Inb4 the "Im drunk thread", but thats for pussies and Im about to be a sperm doning father.


Nov 26 2011 2:57AM
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why
Posts: 2064 - Karma: 65
There's been a lot of drunk threads lately, Thanksgiving I guess.
Nov 26 2011 2:59AM
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emilyiscool
Posts: 1628 - Karma: 60
ahahaha k+ cuz i loled reading this
Nov 26 2011 3:05AM
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ski-or-die
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Nov 26 2011 3:06AM
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BlakeG
Posts: 1450 - Karma: 1,030
Hahahahahahaha +k
Nov 26 2011 3:32AM
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SeanTom
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ahahahaha,dammit.
Nov 26 2011 3:46AM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
im drunk and this seems like a good idea

provided sperm donor implies the donation bank is her stomach cause she should swallow that shit like the bitch that she is. i hope that's how it works out for me sat night, any way
Nov 26 2011 4:02AM
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Ski_Alot
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i wonder if you are drunk there will be any alchohol in the sperm...
Nov 26 2011 9:58AM
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Porsntar
Posts: 290 - Karma: 18
hahaha how much do you get paid for your sperm?
Nov 26 2011 10:02AM
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Porsntar
Posts: 290 - Karma: 18
with that said. fuck sperm donating
Nov 26 2011 10:10AM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51260 - Karma: 157,382
I'll kill a bitch
Nov 26 2011 10:13AM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51260 - Karma: 157,382
Wouldn't be bad to go a couple times a week if you lived close to one. You could pay the rent off of jerking it
Nov 26 2011 10:18AM
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Porsntar
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Not gonna lie that would be nice haha
Nov 26 2011 10:19AM
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.frenchy
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HAHAHAHA I just lol'd so hard
Nov 26 2011 10:29AM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51260 - Karma: 157,382
Mom says she won't pay for your lift ticket. Make her drive you to the sperm bank so you can deposit your jizz and profit. Ski for free!
Nov 26 2011 10:30AM
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AngusM
Posts: 696 - Karma: 148
good quality thread right here.
Nov 26 2011 11:17AM
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Smuffy
Posts: 4685 - Karma: 3,407
oh man this is excellent. i like what this manhas to say
Nov 26 2011 11:30AM
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Davy.Crockett
Posts: 5373 - Karma: 323
your awesome. do it
Nov 26 2011 2:36PM
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jahmin44
Posts: 638 - Karma: 37
Dont you usually have to meet some sort of requirements to be a sperm donar. Women looking for sperm tend to choose sperm from a intelligent attractive man. Not saying you aren;t intelligent or attractive.
Nov 26 2011 2:58PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51260 - Karma: 157,382
Gingers can't donate sperm. They don't want it because it's something that people aren't looking for.
Nov 26 2011 5:08PM
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gus555
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Do you have to be certain age? because when I can I'm going to use those things like 4 times a day and when I die my thousands of children will have children and mate with my other children until eventually a third of the world is related to me.
Nov 26 2011 5:17PM
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Deluge
Posts: 4398 - Karma: 767
this.
Nov 26 2011 5:18PM
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Milksteak
Posts: 9948 - Karma: 842
Lynard skynard fuckin rules brah
Nov 26 2011 5:19PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51260 - Karma: 157,382
Prime time bump
Nov 26 2011 7:10PM
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207
Posts: 8969 - Karma: 3,846
jesus christ, whoever can beat of 20 times a day probably has a fucking reservoir inside them
Nov 26 2011 7:35PM
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fujarome
Posts: 8630 - Karma: 1,561
its actually ridiculously difficult to be a sperm donor and they're super strict about everything. you don't just show up and beat it into a cup and disappear forever
Nov 26 2011 7:38PM
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theabortionator
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It's not normal?
Nov 26 2011 7:48PM
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