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TheStamos
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should I go to the emergency room for my everlasting boner or do you guys think it will be ok?
Nov 25 2011 10:15PM
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Darth.Maul
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Haha first...

How did it happen?

Nov 25 2011 10:16PM
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Wolffy
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i have the weirdest boner right now...
Nov 25 2011 10:16PM
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Dylan_
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Nov 25 2011 10:16PM
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Darth.Maul
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Try perforating it and letting the blood out?
Nov 25 2011 10:17PM
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.squirrely.
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just cut it off pussy no need for some doctor to observe it and put his hands all over it
Nov 25 2011 10:18PM
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.frenchy
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What'd you do 3 hours and 51 minutes ago...
Nov 25 2011 10:18PM
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Ski_ThEast
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no the commercial clearly states only for erections lasting LONGER than 4 hours
Nov 25 2011 10:19PM
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.squirrely.
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hes got about 7 minutes
Nov 25 2011 10:20PM
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Ski_Alot
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hahaha great thread, have you tried jacking off?
Nov 25 2011 10:21PM
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Panda_with_Guns
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look through omegle. unless you enjoy that stuff
Nov 25 2011 10:23PM
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neutralzombie
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i suggest banging your cousin, and peeing in her butt.
Nov 25 2011 10:24PM
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douchebagmdgee
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PUT YAH DICK IN THE OWL
Nov 25 2011 10:27PM
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theabortionator
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Reminds me of the intervention guy that smokes meth and jerks off for 10 hours at a time.
Nov 25 2011 10:29PM
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SeanTom
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hahahaha. powerfap till the 4hour then hospital
Nov 25 2011 10:30PM
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dispatchQ_main
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Ahahaha what? I would like to know more..
Nov 25 2011 10:31PM
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Phil-X-
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dude..... if you go to the emergency room their gonna drain blood from your dick using needles.



"The first treatment is "therapeutic aspiration." The urologist sticks a needle into the side of the penis and draws blood directly from the cavernosa. The same needle is sometimes used to inject saline solution into the penis, which can help flush out the remaining blood. Aspiration and irrigation work around 25 percent to 30 percent of the time. Doctors can also inject drugs that constrict the arteries and cut off penile blood flow. Injections are given every few minutes for about an hour.

In rare cases, an intractable erection will resist both aspiration and drug injections. In this case, the urologist performs a surgical shunt. The simplest type of shunt involves cutting a small hole in the head of the penis, then opening oval windows in the tips of the cavernosa. When the surface incision is closed, the blood trapped in the erectile tissue drains out through the unaffected penile veins. A more involved shunt procedure involves cutting a nearby but unrelated vein and attaching one end of it to the base of the penis."
Nov 25 2011 10:31PM
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Peter.
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Nov 25 2011 10:33PM
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Dwarftosser1
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Oy...
Nov 25 2011 10:35PM
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Childstar.
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How does he know all this?
Nov 25 2011 10:36PM
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Flying~Squirrel
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its the only way...
Nov 25 2011 10:37PM
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Phil-X-
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my friend got his EMT licenses thingy this summer and told me about what they have to do in the emergency room if someone comes in with an everlasting boner.

and i quoted this site http://www.slate.com/articles/news_and_politics/explainer/2005/05/youve_got_one_of_those_fourhour_erections_.html
Nov 25 2011 10:38PM
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Dan.P
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You are going to have to get needles in your dong
Nov 25 2011 10:40PM
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Childstar.
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How did the conversation even get to that? lmfao
Nov 25 2011 10:43PM
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Phil-X-
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well it was a friday night and we were drinking and i asked how the course was and then he took of his pants and had sex with me and afterwords told me about boners.






















jk....but in all seriousness
He just thought it was funny as hell and told me
Nov 25 2011 10:45PM
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ForeverYung
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watch gay porn, unless your gay, if so watch strait porn
Nov 25 2011 10:47PM
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SloanePeterson
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glad i have a vagina :)
Nov 25 2011 10:49PM
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Porsntar
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Just hearing this story is making never want to wack off again...
Nov 25 2011 10:50PM
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7andsad
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pics or it didn't happen
Nov 25 2011 10:55PM
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El_Barto.
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i think you mean 3hrs 53mins...pre epic boner time
Nov 25 2011 10:57PM
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.frenchy
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Oops yeah my b, i'm tired!
Nov 25 2011 11:02PM
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Ehh...
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expect trolling, or epicness, either way



my threads...
Nov 25 2011 11:07PM
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Ski_Alot
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okay it has been well over 4 hours now, if the wood is still with you, might as well go for a record or somthing...
Nov 25 2011 11:10PM
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GayWolf420
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Nov 25 2011 11:15PM
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TheStamos
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The shuttle is still at full throttle.
Nov 25 2011 11:29PM
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Kangbang
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Well someone sure had a pretty damn good night.
Nov 25 2011 11:32PM
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eljusto.
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first page oh lawd
Nov 25 2011 11:33PM
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EricaMN.
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im starting to think that this might be untrue... my record is 1 hour and 43 minutes and that fucking KILLED. never again
Nov 25 2011 11:34PM
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Deluge
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Nov 25 2011 11:35PM
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TheStamos
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This isnt that uncommon for me anymore, Hoover ( thats her codename) is magical.
Nov 25 2011 11:36PM
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Doug.Dimmadome
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Nov 25 2011 11:38PM
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JakeAssBeatClap
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dude just loves getting loaded and beating it i guess
Nov 25 2011 11:46PM
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TheStamos
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HAHA ! skittles have the same effect on me as meth does to our masterbating friend above.
Nov 25 2011 11:50PM
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Steamboiz
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GOOD ONE
Nov 26 2011 12:46AM
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Benji.
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cool profile pic bro...
Nov 26 2011 12:53AM
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PON3
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Peoplefowalmart.com


That should do it.
Nov 26 2011 12:54AM
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henrytargett
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come on bro just fap that shit off
Nov 26 2011 12:58AM
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Dan.P
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Updates?
Nov 26 2011 1:03AM
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JordanButtfart
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Sacrifice it to save this poor child!
Nov 26 2011 1:05AM
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act.resist
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Nov 26 2011 2:04AM
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Heart
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A. Fap furiously


B. Tubgirl


Or both at the same time, your call bro
Nov 26 2011 2:19AM
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