stupid thread is stupid. you wanna know why? Ndamukong Suh is going to break Aaron rodgers legs today.
I live in Canada and have no idea why there are turkey threads right now.
But I like tons of gravy and cranberry sauce, all mixed up over the turkey, smashed potatoes, stuffing and other veg, and then a wee bit of pepper.
Pre game by not eating all day and sex before you eat. Blowing the load means more room for food.