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Women claims 3d porno made her pregnant

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RON-Burgundy
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how fucking stupid can you get ?
the guy belives her.
Nov 19 2011 2:55PM
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Porsntar
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this seems to always happen when their husbands are gone..
Nov 20 2011 6:43PM
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slore
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saw that shit on memebase a while ago
Nov 20 2011 8:29PM
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Panda_with_Guns
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i wonder if he was being respectful.... but for real that theory is not un like the one from myth busters where a bullet goes through a dudes nut, hits a lady in the twat, and gets her pregnant in the sense that it isnt plausible.
Nov 20 2011 10:04PM
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theabortionator
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It's pretty obvious that it isn't. Dumb myth. At least they still had other goo myths to test back then. The show pretty much completely shit the bed within the first few season.


Nov 21 2011 7:15AM
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Alehandro
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dude what the hell are you talking about. the baby IS black no one is assuming anything. believe it or not a white dude + a white girl cannot make a black baby
Nov 21 2011 9:21AM
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theabortionator
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Where did it say anything about the race of the baby?
Nov 21 2011 9:56AM
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bo0b
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No one was assuming, you need a black person to make a black baby, and the woman was white, you're dumb
Nov 21 2011 10:01AM
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comeatmebro
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the 7th and 8th word of the article.....
Nov 21 2011 10:06AM
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theabortionator
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:)



lol
Nov 21 2011 10:06AM
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act.resist
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Like I mentioned before, genetically you don't need a black person to have a black baby because if you are the carrier of the gene it can be passed along through many generations
Nov 21 2011 10:11AM
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theabortionator
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It's a recessive gene like red hair
Nov 21 2011 10:12AM
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TechnoPotamus
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quite the astute observation there watson
Nov 21 2011 11:43AM
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brocks
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yeah im sure thats what happened
Nov 21 2011 3:17PM
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act.resist
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im not saying it did, just that it happens
Nov 21 2011 3:50PM
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act.resist
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Nov 21 2011 4:04PM
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LAME.
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I lost it.
Nov 21 2011 4:09PM
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salomon097
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she prolly just means the 3d porno turned her on so much that she went out and slept with a black guy
Nov 21 2011 4:13PM
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brocks
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3d porno sounds awesome
Nov 21 2011 4:30PM
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RON-Burgundy
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lost it
Nov 24 2011 6:04PM
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feihlination
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ok, i hereby assume that the father of the kid in the OP is black. i say that with like 99,999999% certainty.

this sentence included about as much assumptions as "the sky is blue" or "2+2=4".




so kid=black, father=black, NO ASSUMPTIONS BUT FACTS.



i aint even mad.
Nov 24 2011 6:44PM
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Alexander_Keith
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Finally, someone says it. Lets take a moment to appreciate the unspoken wonder of this story: 3D Porn.. Fapping will never be the same.
Nov 24 2011 6:47PM
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AHSkier
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1. your username is ironic

2. its not racist because it is almost impossible that a white couple has a black baby. It's a Fact
Nov 24 2011 6:56PM
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