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Explain to me this (condom)

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GILLSKI
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Whats the purpose of this shape.

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the top part is intended to not be snug on ur penis. But why?

serious question
Nov 18 2011 1:28AM
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Mr.Turtle
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yours isn't shaped like that?
Nov 18 2011 1:29AM
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Aidan-G
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Maybe less friction? I don't know. I feel like that would make it less effecrtive
Nov 18 2011 1:30AM
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GILLSKI
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fortunately no
Nov 18 2011 1:30AM
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chicken
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i dunno maybe it will bunch up and make like ribs or something. the point is still to not get and STD or a child so as long as it does that it's all good.
Nov 18 2011 1:30AM
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yuck
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bitches love a girthy tip bro
Nov 18 2011 1:30AM
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GILLSKI
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I bought as sample pack (pleasure pack) and 2 were of this weird shape with on normal. It didnt fit right nor feel as good as the normal one. my girl even said it felt wrinkled and stuff
Nov 18 2011 1:31AM
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GILLSKI
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unless ur head is 4 inches long then this condom doesnt make sense
Nov 18 2011 1:32AM
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Spaceberg
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Well the main long slender part is for the shaft of your penis, the very tip of it is for your foreskin to slide into easily, and the slightly thicker part in-between these two sections is the place where your seamen will end up after you nut inside her.
Nov 18 2011 1:33AM
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GILLSKI
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no the tip fits like normal and the semen gets caught in the airless pocket up top
Nov 18 2011 1:36AM
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Radio
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yea i think it to catch all the spluge
Nov 18 2011 1:39AM
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yuck
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Nov 18 2011 1:39AM
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JakeAssBeatClap
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You probably don't have too much experience with this but when you put on a condom and you have enough johnson to fill it up nice and tight some condoms get almost too tight like super constricting. It feels less good to fuck a vagina with a tight connie one because it loses sensitivity. This baggy last half of the condom is so that the most sensitive part of the penis is getting rubbed up against something rather than being all tight so it basically just feels more like the real thing while still wearing a bag. The bottom is tigh so it stays on. Use protection. you never know when you may come across a stinky fish poon.
Nov 18 2011 1:42AM
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GILLSKI
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well I do have expierence but until today not with that style of condom. the top was still pretty tight to my skin but it had more (play) but yea I kinda get what ur saying about the sensitivity. they need to make a condom that goes all the way down the shaft and isnt so fucking tight at the base....i mean who needs circulation anyway
Nov 18 2011 1:52AM
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geteducated
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threads for replies..
Nov 18 2011 1:53AM
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GILLSKI
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it was almost slipping on my dick up top but the base felt like a regular rubber. this chick is asian so she pretty much the tightest pussy ive had since I was 15 with a virgin so it like grabbed the loose parts and wrinkled
Nov 18 2011 1:55AM
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GILLSKI
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id say a little worse.... not like bad but it was different...maybe it just takes getting used to
Nov 18 2011 2:01AM
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Piste.Off
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Obvi virgins in here. Its a jizz resovoir.
Nov 18 2011 2:03AM
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gregorio
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He's not asking about the reservoir tip (I don't think he is at least), he's asking about why it gets wider at the end before the tip.

And to answer your question OP it's for comfort.
Nov 18 2011 2:11AM
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GILLSKI
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not the tip do you notice this doesn't look like most other condoms the one guy hit it spot on ill take my ultra ribbed any day over this thing
Nov 18 2011 2:20AM
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vincepru
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condoms? those are fuckign expensive, just use these Click for larger image

or a set of these Click for larger image

this set proves to be much more effective during the later stages, really helps get it out Click for larger image
Nov 18 2011 2:21AM
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Anathema
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it facilitates the movement of an uncircumcised man's foreskin, allowing it to freely peel back and roll up along the tip of his penis as he thrusts.
Nov 18 2011 2:31AM
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GBS
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Wait, what? I thought everybody's dick was shaped like that?
Nov 18 2011 6:07AM
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Flying~Squirrel
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its for guys who arent circumcised
Nov 18 2011 9:00AM
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no_steeze
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it's still probably overly tight and uncomfortable because all condoms are
Nov 18 2011 9:04AM
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Lé.Skiing
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the correct answer is that its supposed to fit around the shaft but be baggy on top.  for a snug fit on the shaft and its supposed to twist on the top all in all they get the job done but they suck.
Nov 18 2011 9:14AM
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soulskier
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you're supposed to inflate the top, for her pleasure and your dissatisfaction
Nov 18 2011 9:16AM
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seward
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its a normal condom, except when youre humping away the top is supposed to twist with your thrust.

domer companies are always trying to come up with new things to sell more domers.
last time i used one of those fire and ice condoms, my balls were freezing and my bush caught fire.
Nov 18 2011 9:22AM
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no_steeze
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i don't get that though since maybe you can jack off just by moving the skin but sex is so wet that it's all sliding. i feel like the top moving back and forth would contradict the feeling
Nov 18 2011 12:06PM
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seward
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i dunno, i didnt make them nor have i ever used this specific one.
Nov 18 2011 12:12PM
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WestWoods
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Its for the man who nuts at 30 seconds, as the condom fills up with jizz, it gets more compact... giving a dense yet squishey feeling as the totally unacceptable ejaculater continues to pump his lady with a premature rubber in fear of what she might say if he stops!.....





just a guess.
Nov 18 2011 12:14PM
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Joonas
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Hahahaha we were just talking about this today, my friend said that some american girls think that when you are uncircumcised, you dont pull back your foresking, but you are kidding right?
Nov 18 2011 12:17PM
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Piste.Off
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Oh well then you got me. Its probably there just to make it as uncomfortable as possible like all condoms.
Nov 18 2011 12:21PM
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nickyp
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No one in this thread has ever had sex.
Nov 18 2011 2:23PM
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soulskier
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thanks for joining us
Nov 18 2011 2:24PM
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theline
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appropriate response is appropriate
Nov 18 2011 2:28PM
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5oup5teeze
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haha totally
Nov 18 2011 2:29PM
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neutralzombie
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ding ding ding
Nov 18 2011 2:30PM
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RickAstley
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From the trojan website:

TROJAN® Twisted™ Lubricated Condoms
TROJAN® Twisted™ are designed with a special twist at the closed end to help stimulate both partners in their most sensitive areas.

Unique, Shape-Designed for mutual pleasure
Made from Premium Quality Latex-To help reduce the risk
Lubricated-For comfort and sensitivity
Special Reservoir End-For extra safety
Each condom is Electronically Tested-To help ensure reliability
Nov 18 2011 2:34PM
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TechnoPotamus
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in laboratory tests for condoms they actually strip a man naked, put a jimmy cap on his wang chung and stick him in a wind tunnel. after extensive testing and years of research they found that particular shape is the most aerodynamic and reduces wind drag on the dong while chasing after big foot. Now correct me if I'm wrong, and I'm only a college graduate, but that's what condoms are designed for, correct?
Nov 18 2011 3:01PM
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seward
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yes, yes they are.
Nov 18 2011 3:44PM
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TechnoPotamus
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Nov 18 2011 3:57PM
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Guard_Puma
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Definitely so when you bust a nut inside her your semen has a place to go. The tip reservoir at the end is, as you would know if you've cum before, not big enough to hold all your man gravy, so there's some extra space for it to hang out, and it gets tighter at the bottom so it all doesn't leak out and get her preggers.
Nov 18 2011 4:03PM
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uosdwiSrjewoH
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Nov 18 2011 4:29PM
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General_Ripper
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anyone else ever have one of these break on you more than once?


Nov 18 2011 4:40PM
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northeast
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if only i could sig everything you post.
Nov 18 2011 4:49PM
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caturdaze
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That means you haven't.... shit that means I haven't either, but I have so your post is wrong
Nov 18 2011 5:05PM
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nkmo.
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Explain to me this (condom):

How the fuck do stores justify charging more for Magnums?

So, I have to use Magnums, (/claim, blah blah, whatever, its seriously a hassle) and it drives me fucking nuts that whenever I have to restock, I end up spending more than what a pack of -ENZ costs.

An X-Large t-shirt doesn't cost more than Large t-shirt, what gives?

Or if I just need to run in and grab a 3-pack, they'll have 3-packs of every color under the rainbow, but only 12-packs of Magnums. Fuck. That.

Need to snag a 3-pack real quick from the gas station? Good fucking luck.

/condomrant
Nov 18 2011 5:12PM
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nkmo.
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2nd page bump
Nov 18 2011 5:13PM
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geteducated
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if it wasn't meant to be a claim, why did you quote your own post to bump so that others would see it?
Nov 19 2011 12:04PM
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