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Nutted on a 5 foot tall rail

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CrotchKiller
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lawl
Nov 17 2011 10:41AM
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EricaMN.
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ironic name is ironic
Nov 17 2011 10:43AM
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GBS
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SKETCHY.
Nov 17 2011 10:43AM
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seward
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appropriate post by appropriate username
Nov 17 2011 10:43AM
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seward
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FFFFFFuuuuu
Nov 17 2011 10:44AM
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Davy.Crockett
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thats rough...
Nov 17 2011 10:44AM
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SethLangbauer
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I lol'd
Nov 17 2011 10:48AM
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CrotchKiller
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actually the title is misleading. the subject in question is my roomate. Immediacy after nutting to a stop on the rail he looked over and yelled dont laugh. A few minutes later he informed me that he in fact only rode the rail with gouch and asshole and not his scrotal sac
Nov 17 2011 10:51AM
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DaveM
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This happened to me once...
My balls turned black.
Nov 17 2011 10:53AM
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Park_Ranger
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damn that was epic
Nov 17 2011 11:00AM
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SwitchMisty540
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that looks like a terrible urban setup
Nov 17 2011 11:07AM
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CrotchKiller
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not really
Nov 17 2011 11:13AM
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414.
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"once you go black, you never go back." - is this true?
Nov 17 2011 11:23AM
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Milksteak
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Yes. Yes it is.
Nov 17 2011 12:16PM
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seward
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ah yes, many LOL'S! were had upon reading this...
Nov 17 2011 12:20PM
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theabortionator
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Sketch
Nov 17 2011 12:22PM
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Blurst
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Nov 17 2011 12:39PM
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DaveM
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Yes, this is true.
Nov 17 2011 1:57PM
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Petey.
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That rail looked like it was going to break
Nov 17 2011 2:08PM
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Anathema
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5 feet tall huh? man's got some long legs then, considering while in the nutting position his feet were pretty much on the ground..
Nov 17 2011 2:33PM
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CrotchKiller
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look at the first shot of the kid leaning on the rail. He is 6'1"
Nov 17 2011 2:43PM
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Anathema
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OHHHHH youre adding the height of the concrete base tooooooooo.....

yeah i'll give that one to ya. but looking and the boarder who's leading against the top of the rail at the very beginning, that rail is at his stomach.

but it's neither here nor there. a nutty nutting sucks nuts
Nov 17 2011 2:48PM
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CrotchKiller
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tis true. the gouch was ground, regardless of height
Nov 17 2011 3:53PM
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J.M
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i lost.
Nov 17 2011 4:04PM
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steezeeepolizeee
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I like keeping my pees in the pod
Nov 17 2011 4:09PM
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5oup5teeze
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sketchy rail. does NOT look like fun
Nov 17 2011 4:30PM
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Heart
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yeah didnt even look like there was a landing o.O
Nov 17 2011 4:45PM
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chris.goodhue
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destroyed
Nov 17 2011 4:53PM
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LAME.
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You kids are a bunch of fucking pussies. Don't ski urban if you can't slide a rail, or if you're worried about scratching your fucking bases.

Nov 17 2011 6:02PM
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Logey.
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Nov 17 2011 6:25PM
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LAME.
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Just looked retarded, instead of simply popping off the rail, he did the most retarded thing possible by turning forward.


P.s Dope claim shesh bro, we should do this agian...
Nov 17 2011 6:56PM
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k-fred
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got nutted on a rail like that(longuer and higher, about 4 feet high)

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shit's not funny at all
Nov 17 2011 6:58PM
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PJS.
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you sound like you've been rubbing sand around your genitalia
Nov 17 2011 7:07PM
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therealkirsakid
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holy wall of claim
Nov 17 2011 7:13PM
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Deluge
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oww
Nov 17 2011 8:20PM
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Blurst
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haha every post you make makes you sound like more of a douchebag,
Nov 17 2011 8:29PM
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future-spins
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did fur-gay-zee hit it? or is he still caught up on the he cant do rails thing
Nov 17 2011 8:29PM
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CrotchKiller
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who do you think just nutted joe?
Nov 17 2011 8:30PM
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J.M
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bike rack?
Nov 17 2011 8:31PM
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LAME.
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haha, owned.
Nov 17 2011 8:33PM
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future-spins
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you said room mate so i thought it was him but i could not see his face
Nov 17 2011 8:33PM
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SpaghettiWizard
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BOOOOMMMM
Nov 17 2011 8:35PM
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CrotchKiller
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twas him indeed
Nov 17 2011 8:37PM
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future-spins
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is he gona hit more urban?
Nov 17 2011 8:41PM
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CrotchKiller
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ya he was more upset about the stain on his pants then the destruction of his gouch and anus
Nov 17 2011 8:44PM
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future-spins
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thats not healthy
Nov 17 2011 8:47PM
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207
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Most of the time when I get "nutted" its just a thigh rape, not actually my balls. But then when it is my balls shit fucking kills
Nov 17 2011 8:50PM
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k-fred
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yup, bike rack are balls killer.
Nov 17 2011 8:53PM
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Fritz_Wetherbee
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Yeeeeah.

That was me. I'll be honest, it hurts to sit.
Nov 18 2011 12:35AM
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.Duncan.
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where was that, i feel like i recognize it.
Nov 18 2011 12:54AM
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Fritz_Wetherbee
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Steamboat Springs.

Way back on 7th street.
Nov 18 2011 1:04AM
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