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How do you get drunk with vodka ?

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Vino
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I think i might try this out...



this is fucked.
Nov 11 2011 4:04PM
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introvert
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wat
Nov 11 2011 4:05PM
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PON3
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I like how the vodka bottle is half full. You know what she has been doing.
Nov 11 2011 4:06PM
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theabortionator
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BOOF IT


YOU WONT
Nov 11 2011 4:08PM
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theabortionator
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Omg lolz, video is about people boofing it.


Repost from other threads and been around a while though.


But seriously boof it
Nov 11 2011 4:09PM
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Chokolite
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wat
Nov 11 2011 4:11PM
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hokkanee
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I've heard rumors of sorority girls doing this lately. Shits crazy...
Nov 11 2011 4:13PM
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Benj.
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wait... wat?
Nov 11 2011 4:17PM
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rareison
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War?
Nov 11 2011 4:18PM
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rareison
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Shit I meant wat, damn auto correct.
Nov 11 2011 4:19PM
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Orrin
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You know a dude is gay if he sticks a tampon up his bum for just one shot of vodka.
Nov 11 2011 4:21PM
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theabortionator
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or not
Nov 11 2011 4:37PM
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SlimDunkin.
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I've done this shit.

I had about half a fifth left and had nothing to do on a thursday night and figured what the fuck, so I got some vaseline and lubed my butthole up real good, and drenched a tampon in some Russe and shoved it up there, there was an initial burning that really sucked, kinda like having fire whole after some hot wings or mexican food and having a lot of diarrhea. Anyway, it only took about 30 seconds before I felt the buzz, I kept it up there for about 5 minutes until it "felt" fairly dry, and then wound up and did another one, this one burned less, but yea again 30 seconds went by and I immediately felt another kick, and I could feel my self getting drunker. I then waited five more minutes and yanked that shit outta there.


I wouldnt say Id do it again but its definitely something worth trying.
Nov 11 2011 4:50PM
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yuck
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how has nobody here heard of boofing. i boof with a little spongle up my butthole like, all the time. im boofing JD right now.
Nov 11 2011 4:53PM
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skitheWest.
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the fuck...
Nov 11 2011 5:01PM
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remove
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how can that lady say that vodka and tampons wouldn't be used in the same senctance? obviously they haven't had to drink with many girls
Nov 11 2011 5:17PM
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Tablespoon
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I'd rather just drink it.
Nov 11 2011 5:19PM
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Billek
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I boof Four Looks for breakfast.
Nov 11 2011 5:20PM
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Skiingsnow
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wtf... Why cant you just fucking drink it???

YMR, ye when i get bored i like to shove shit up my arse too... lolwut
Nov 11 2011 5:24PM
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iSmokeweed
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ITS THINGS LIKE THIS THAT JUST MAKE ME HIT THE CAPS LOCK KEY.

NOW MY PARENTS ARE GOING TO THINK THAT ME AND MY FRIENDS SHOVE VODKA TAMPONS UP MY ASSHOLE.
Nov 11 2011 5:31PM
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theabortionator
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Cool username and icon bro. I remember when I was 12
Nov 11 2011 5:31PM
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PopsicleStand
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I took care of a kid that slammed green nyquil last week. And bath salts are the rage amongst the more adventurous drug crowd around here.

Whatever happened to drinking a beer or 6 like everyone else?
Nov 11 2011 5:34PM
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TijmenDal
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And this is why America is fucked up. If it wouldn't be so hard come by and so expensive on top of going to jail (or whatever) for underage drinking, shooting vodka up your ass wouldn't be a problem.
Nov 11 2011 5:37PM
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iSmokeweed
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i also remember when i was twelve.
and what makes you think im 12? though i am still young, 17, i think that the whole "fucking 12 y/o are ruining NS" thing is old.

so chill bro.

and btw.... i smoke sooooooooooo much weed
Nov 11 2011 5:45PM
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theabortionator
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You're so cool bro. You probably are a bro actually. Good luck man.

I remember my first bowl. Pussy
Nov 11 2011 5:49PM
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iSmokeweed
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i remember my first bowl as well. its was some mids shit.

anywho, i bet i smoke so much weed than you.



Nov 11 2011 5:52PM
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Lavieille
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kids these days...
Nov 11 2011 5:52PM
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YoungJah
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Shoot it straight into your eye socket like a fucking man.
Nov 11 2011 5:57PM
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Flying~Squirrel
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sigh, youre just not getting it, are you?
Nov 11 2011 5:59PM
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coldcuts69
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or your pussy if your a chick
Nov 11 2011 5:59PM
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theabortionator
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I drink through a catheter. That's how hardcore I am
Nov 11 2011 6:00PM
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Stickity
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i've heard of this
might have been at a party where girls did this
not sure....
Nov 11 2011 6:23PM
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technique.
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boof or gtfo
Nov 11 2011 6:27PM
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[tk]
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pretty sure no one does this
Nov 11 2011 6:30PM
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NsnS79
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this is fucked up, it made me laugh
Nov 11 2011 6:38PM
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theabortionator
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Um actually they do.
Nov 11 2011 6:38PM
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KANGAROOJACK
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your friends shove tampon vodka in your own personal anus? you should get new friends.
Nov 11 2011 6:40PM
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Shamoo-H
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Nov 11 2011 6:42PM
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Anathema
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totally going to try that
Nov 11 2011 6:45PM
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Davy.Crockett
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what the fuck...
Nov 11 2011 6:54PM
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forrest-cole
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wow this is seriously so fucked up and gross... if you or anyone you know has actually done this you or so fucking pathetic it's not even funny...


kids these days...
Nov 11 2011 6:56PM
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theabortionator
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You're just too closed minded and you're probably 12 anyway
Nov 11 2011 6:58PM
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RubberSoul
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i understand to some extent when people use alternate methods of consuming expensive drugs and shit, but vodka? you can get it for 10 dollars a handle if you want
Nov 11 2011 7:00PM
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2_fadez
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you seem to think everyone is 12. when are you going to realize no one gives a shit
Nov 11 2011 7:06PM
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forrest-cole
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ooooooo this guy....... calling another NSer out on being 12, get over yourself bro..


i've been on this site long enough to show i'm not 12, don't stick fucking weird shit up my ass, and actually SKI.. so gtfo and stop calling people out when you don't know shiattttt
Nov 11 2011 7:07PM
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skithebert
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LOL. i hope you're joking
Nov 11 2011 7:13PM
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iSkier
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FUCK THESE MOTHER FUCKERS! These news people talk like all the "TEENS" do it. Making it sounds like all us "TEENS" are forces alcohol up our asses and vaginas! I bet a microsized percentage has/done try this. Maybe 0.1 percent, if that.

These faggots make it sound like we go to parts without pants on and everyones shoving beer bongs up there asshole and filling our girls pussys with vodka!
Nov 11 2011 7:29PM
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Slizger
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Sounds like a pretty average Friday night to me.
Nov 11 2011 7:32PM
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casual
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Know I know that none of you little twats are true to life loser druggies? You call plugging boofing. THAT'S boof.
Nov 11 2011 7:33PM
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theabortionator
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People can only do things a certain way because that's how I'm used to them being. Somebody did something different omg that's crazy. You sound like you really live life on the edge sir.

I don't have to ski to know whats up.
Nov 11 2011 7:33PM
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FerrisBueller
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theres a girl at my school who tried it up her ass and everyone knows and we call her tampon girl lolz
Nov 11 2011 7:42PM
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