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Best line a girl could say to you?

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xoxxooxo
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Admittedly a play off of fawne's thread but still good.
Nov 9 2011 11:28AM
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saskskier
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"Yes"
Nov 9 2011 11:29AM
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Toasty.
Posts: 6195 - Karma: 2,278
I want to bring another girl in
Nov 9 2011 11:29AM
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skithesprings
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I have AIDS

I'd be rawdoggin in that so fast
Nov 9 2011 11:30AM
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cab509
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"Take me to bed or lose me forever"


I love Top Gun
Nov 9 2011 11:31AM
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skijunkiedtm
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Wanna fuck tonight? but not too late, tomorrow is a pow day.
Nov 9 2011 11:31AM
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iSmokeweed
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my ex once told me, "why dont we ever get really high and have sex?"


Nov 9 2011 11:31AM
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no_steeze
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when i was a virgin a girl said to me "i want to sit on your dick" and that really did me in. not really that special or rare a saying, but something about hearing it as a horny ass virgin did something for me
Nov 9 2011 11:32AM
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.Blake.
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This isn't a line or anything but this one chick I used to hook up with had super wide eyes so she always looked surprised. Every time she would take off my unmentionables it was great to look down and see how surprised she was by my man parts.
Nov 9 2011 11:40AM
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midwestpowhunter
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When ur done having Raging epic pow why don't u come over to have sex then I'll make u a sandwich. Afterwords u can play video games with ur friends all night
Nov 9 2011 11:45AM
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PopsicleStand
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"You look handsome", with a hug and a kiss, that melts my heart every time.
Nov 9 2011 11:48AM
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xoxxooxo
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Then when you pass out from drinking to much beer with them, I will wake up up with breakfast and a BJ before you go out and hit the slopes
Nov 9 2011 11:59AM
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SKETCHY_D
Posts: 979 - Karma: 27
this.
Nov 9 2011 12:02PM
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whoa-dere
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OH MY GOD. whoever says this is, instant love
Nov 9 2011 12:13PM
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Mr.Huck
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True story from a few years ago:

Skiing with some friends and I forgot my ski pants so I had to borrow some from a buddy who outweighed me by 40+ lbs. I had to wear a belt to keep the pants from falling down while I was skiing. My friends had invited this girl they knew to go ski with us. I was riding up the lift with her and I made a comment that I could fit two of me inside these ski pants. Her response to me was, "you can get in my pants any time you want; seriously".

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I thanked her for the offer but told her that my wife and kids would probably not be cool with that. Still, I have to give her props for a knee buckling "do me" line.
Nov 9 2011 12:13PM
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PopsicleStand
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Epic.

It was because the pants were so steezy brah.
Nov 9 2011 12:17PM
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Mr.Huck
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Tru dat! She was diggin the sag.
Nov 9 2011 12:19PM
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PopsicleStand
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Not to postwhore but how annoying is it that a girl just wants to spread em right then and there once you are married. Its like, wtf but where were you a few years back?
Nov 9 2011 12:21PM
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Mr.Huck
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Post whoring back atcha. In her defense, I was wearing ski gloves so she couldn't see my wedding ring. I have always heard of this happening, but I admit, this was the only time something like this has happened to me sense I have been married.
Nov 9 2011 12:45PM
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Mr.Huck
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^ Since. Fuuu.
Nov 9 2011 12:47PM
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WestWoods
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"please go slow, your my first."
Nov 9 2011 1:12PM
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Deezy
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"NO!"
Nov 9 2011 1:14PM
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Dobies.
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Let me take care of everything.
Nov 9 2011 1:19PM
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TinyTigers
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of course I'll make you a sandwich
Nov 9 2011 1:32PM
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.AR6rider.
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If we get married we will inherit my father's multi-billion dollar fortune when he dies. Did I mention he has terminal cancer?
Nov 9 2011 1:34PM
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steezeeepolizeee
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Do you think we would be able to finish before the top of the gondola?
Nov 9 2011 1:35PM
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Huck_Norris
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They've been at my house. 

Nov 9 2011 1:37PM
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Phisherman
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"oh course you can pee in my butt"
Nov 9 2011 1:38PM
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PopsicleStand
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Haha Huck's sloppy seconds!
Nov 9 2011 1:39PM
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Corin
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This. If a girl said this to me, my reply would probably be: Will you marry me?
Nov 9 2011 1:43PM
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Huck_Norris
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Honestly probably something like "I rolled this fat blunt for us to smoke after we fuck like wild animals"

Nov 9 2011 1:44PM
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Jib-Ninja
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Can my friend join?
Nov 9 2011 1:44PM
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coldcuts69
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yes
Nov 9 2011 1:46PM
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Benji.
Posts: 1146 - Karma: 88
"Of course you can pee in my butt"
Nov 9 2011 1:47PM
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Vilitin
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This. Or come to my place when you stop skiing, and i make you a samdwitch
Nov 9 2011 1:49PM
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uosdwiSrjewoH
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i dunno, i find actions speak louder than words
Nov 9 2011 1:50PM
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RubberSoul
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hahaha perfect

best things a girl's actually said to me were "i'm rolling, you should come over after this" and things like that. any time a girl lets you know that you can just keep doing stupid shit with your bros for the rest of the night then pick her up on the way out is just too good
Nov 9 2011 1:52PM
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Joebin
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"Im late"






















Wait a minute...
Nov 9 2011 2:01PM
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SlimDunkin.
Posts: 2065 - Karma: 361
Yea, you can come inside me.
Nov 9 2011 2:40PM
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skiminnesota
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awesome.
Nov 9 2011 2:47PM
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TheDers
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This…is epic
Nov 9 2011 2:54PM
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bdogthecun.t
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I want to ride your cock until it starts bleeding
Nov 9 2011 2:58PM
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TheDers
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That just sounds violent and unhealthy
Nov 9 2011 3:06PM
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SirBooley
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.
Nov 9 2011 3:10PM
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gabe.
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***before
Nov 9 2011 3:16PM
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yuck
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Nov 9 2011 3:18PM
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dirty.
Posts: 736 - Karma: 69
^hahaha. that just made me burst out laughing for some reason
Nov 9 2011 3:27PM
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Cufe.
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I can lead 5.11
Nov 9 2011 3:29PM
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Mr.Huck
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I'll PM you her number. She was actually a pretty smokin redhead and she could definitely ski.
Nov 9 2011 3:44PM
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JuliusJ
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i love route girls
Nov 9 2011 3:46PM
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