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A pickup line that never fails...

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SteezoSaurus
Posts: 2630 - Karma: 2,670




I wish I could wear your skin like a coat. (in a low raspy voice)


Can any of the ladies out there vouch for this one?
Nov 7 2011 6:16PM
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ORDEAL
Posts: 6386 - Karma: 75
Well thought sir. Thats why they always run away i get it now.
Nov 7 2011 9:28PM
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chiefbroseph
Posts: 720 - Karma: 522
are you an alien? cuz you just abducted my heart.
Nov 12 2011 9:21PM
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DOSE.
Posts: 1671 - Karma: 82
"Wanna get a pizza and fuck?"

If they say no:
"What? You don't like pizza?"
Nov 12 2011 9:39PM
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
Youth in revolt! FAIL (I feel cool now)
Nov 12 2011 9:49PM
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james6345789
Posts: 4763 - Karma: 465
"You have really lovely hair, I want to cut it off and... put it on a box"

Works every time.
Nov 12 2011 9:50PM
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monkatizer
Posts: 4704 - Karma: 1,518
"lemme fuck you"


works every timeeee
Nov 12 2011 9:59PM
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fawne.
Posts: 256 - Karma: 156
A pickup line that NEVERRR fails....

Do you want to make out?

Works for me every time ; )
Nov 12 2011 10:07PM
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DOSE.
Posts: 1671 - Karma: 82
this only works if your hot or they're reaaaaallly desperate.
Nov 13 2011 9:23AM
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mr.billgates
Posts: 28 - Karma: 10
winner winner chicken dinner.
Nov 13 2011 12:16PM
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HoneyBadger
Posts: 998 - Karma: 234
how do you like your eggs... scrambled or fertilized.

wins the hearts every time
Nov 13 2011 12:24PM
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J.M
Posts: 2854 - Karma: 254
i like
Nov 13 2011 12:40PM
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FerrisBueller
Posts: 8280 - Karma: 5,173
yes this works 99% of the time
Nov 13 2011 12:42PM
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Zimmerman
Posts: 6992 - Karma: 1,021
http://www.dirtypickups.com/

go crazy
Nov 13 2011 1:07PM
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Orrin
Posts: 1757 - Karma: 1,114
Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?

another:

guy: "hey, feel my jacket."
*she feels the jacket*
girl: "ooh it's really nice"
guy: "yeah, it's boyfriend material."

HAH.
Nov 13 2011 1:57PM
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Whifazoo
Posts: 737 - Karma: 132
"hey i just farted, lets get out of here"
Nov 13 2011 2:06PM
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Broseph_Stalin
Posts: 3745 - Karma: 177
my mom told me to never look at pretty girls because i will turn into a statue! In fact i can feel myself getting hard right now!
Nov 13 2011 4:42PM
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esotericjive
Posts: 1889 - Karma: 1,445
The jaaaaaaag.

I'll nose press your box if you lip slide my rail.
never works.

Are you from Tennessee? Because I'd like to have sex with you.
never, ever works.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have a gun
Get in the van

How do I know we're going to have sex tonight? I'm stronger than you.

I forgot most of the really creepy ones, but if you want to get arrested, these are a good start lol.
Nov 13 2011 4:56PM
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midwestpowhunter
Posts: 2198 - Karma: 189
want to see the back of my van, you wanna check out my video game collection, wanna check out my parents basement, i dont have a job so i can spend all my time with you(creepy voice)
Nov 13 2011 5:02PM
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NinetyFour
Posts: 8650 - Karma: 13,409
Not a pickup line but I'm gonna marry a woman who works at subway so everytime I go into subway so I can yell MAKE ME A SANDWHICH Any discopotamus yer hilarious.
Nov 13 2011 5:05PM
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will_powder
Posts: 3194 - Karma: 5,445
"On a scale of 1 to 10, can I touch your boobs?"
Nov 13 2011 5:40PM
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KANGAROOJACK
Posts: 361 - Karma: 59
^^^^^^^
Nov 13 2011 5:45PM
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Mavrck
Posts: 2765 - Karma: 27
HAHAHAHAHAHA +k
Nov 13 2011 6:55PM
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KaneDog
Posts: 1551 - Karma: 2,190
wanna get some pizza and fuck?
Nov 13 2011 7:48PM
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fawne.
Posts: 256 - Karma: 156
actuallyyy....i tried it on Louie Vito and it worked without a problem: )
Nov 13 2011 9:39PM
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nkmo.
Posts: 3994 - Karma: 285
Pretty sure it would've worked on a homeless dude as well.

Your point is...?


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Nov 13 2011 9:43PM
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Pow.yuHdig*
Posts: 1903 - Karma: 146
you: hey lady
girl:i have a bf
you: i have a gold fish named tom
girl:uhhh? :S
you:oh sorry i thought we were talking about things that dont matter


or you say

you have a math test
her:uhh so
you: i thought we were talking abut things we could cheat on
Nov 13 2011 9:46PM
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sam_fisher
Posts: 91 - Karma: 37
if you were a prostitute you must cost a lot of money cause your so pretty.every time
Nov 13 2011 9:56PM
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fawne.
Posts: 256 - Karma: 156
my point being that it works every time....
Nov 13 2011 10:06PM
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Porsntar
Posts: 290 - Karma: 18
ahahahhahahah! I'm going to try this one
Nov 13 2011 10:24PM
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THURSTY
Posts: 393 - Karma: 174
"do you believe in love at first sight? or should i walk by again?"
Nov 13 2011 10:38PM
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HoneyBadger
Posts: 998 - Karma: 234
just show her your saga
Nov 14 2011 12:05AM
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ShreddAZ
Posts: 2548 - Karma: 41
X's are shitty...
Nov 14 2011 12:24AM
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Jahrassicpark
Posts: 2075 - Karma: 38
yesss! So good
Nov 14 2011 1:25AM
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fawne.
Posts: 256 - Karma: 156
roses are red, violets are blue....i want to fuck you!


very blunt.
Nov 22 2011 7:22PM
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SteezoSaurus
Posts: 2630 - Karma: 2,670
hmm. should I fap now?
Nov 28 2011 11:50PM
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alex.bgk.
Posts: 607 - Karma: 74
you: do you know why you should masturbate with these fingers

*gesture to your index and middle*

her: no why?

you: because theyre mine
Nov 29 2011 3:30AM
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boozer
Posts: 518 - Karma: 35,579
Hey did you fall from heaven? Because I have a boner
Nov 29 2011 4:00AM
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alexg1687
Posts: 1505 - Karma: 1,581
Kind of off topic but my girlfriend was wearing lipstick the other day. I said I thought it looked good. She said "yeah its the best one I've ever had. It stays on forever. This shit wont come off your dick for a week!".

Such a great one liner for a girl!
Nov 29 2011 6:51AM
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baaangthat
Posts: 2245 - Karma: 2,587

marry her

or at least tie her up in your basement

Nov 29 2011 10:57AM
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scottishskier
Posts: 167 - Karma: 15
i have lost my number, can i have yours ;)
Nov 29 2011 11:00AM
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Charlie_Kelly
Posts: 11953 - Karma: 12,297
pure gold.
Nov 29 2011 11:14AM
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smooter
Posts: 1121 - Karma: 1,365
If i were to flip a coin, what are the chances of me getting head?
Nov 29 2011 12:03PM
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5oup5teeze
Posts: 1259 - Karma: 74
"Hey, do you have somewhere I could put my boner?"

Nov 29 2011 12:59PM
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GBS
Posts: 1386 - Karma: 33
Works if they are stupid christians...
Nov 29 2011 1:16PM
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3000
Posts: 941 - Karma: 249
"how do you like your eggs in the morning fertilized of scrambled?"
Nov 29 2011 7:01PM
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zues
Posts: 6434 - Karma: -5,332
"I have the FCK now all i need is U"
Nov 29 2011 7:14PM
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zues
Posts: 6434 - Karma: -5,332
haha
Nov 29 2011 7:15PM
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ZMILLZ
Posts: 147 - Karma: 248
The word of the day is legs, lets go home and spread the word

or
There are 206 bones in the human body, want one more
Nov 29 2011 8:15PM
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Blindsurfer
Posts: 2252 - Karma: 2,785
LOST
Nov 29 2011 8:37PM
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
bleh! ...thanks for pointing that out
Nov 29 2011 8:41PM
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