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Whiny bitch=good at skiing?

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PhilboydStudge
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So, everyone knows Dumont is a whiny bitch, and he's pretty good at skiing.

There's this kid Ben Hills that is the biggest, whiniest bitch I've ever met. All he ever does is complain. "You suck," "this sucks," "all my friends suck", that's all he ever says. But he's pretty good at skiing:

Ben Hills 2010-2011 Promo from Sam Erickson on Vimeo.



So if you're a whiny bitch does that make you good at skiing?
Nov 4 2011 4:49PM
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Dntel.
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filming was good, but that kids style is sloppy as fuck. and the fact that he is supposedly a whiny bitch doesn't help.
Nov 4 2011 4:54PM
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yeahno
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No style in my opinion
Nov 4 2011 4:55PM
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afterbang_me
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406 is cool though
Nov 4 2011 4:56PM
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iLLbiLLy
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I don't think the correlation can be drawn between being whiny and good at skiing. However you could probably draw a correlation being being a whiny bitch and be rich, and from their draw a correlation between being rich and being good at skiing.
Nov 4 2011 4:58PM
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PhilboydStudge
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Nov 4 2011 4:58PM
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Ruffles
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I'm not gonna judge him because some random kid whined about him on the internet. Speaking of which is pretty ironic that you're bitching about bitching.

Hes a good skier and I liked that edit a lot.
Nov 4 2011 5:01PM
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Clark_Griswold
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i see what you did here haha
Nov 4 2011 5:01PM
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cheddafries
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the bag of tricks were sick but like everyone else says his style is all over the place and kinda made it hard to watch
Nov 4 2011 5:02PM
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EC-Skier
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wait a minute.....
Nov 4 2011 5:03PM
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ndye
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I liked the edit. but i dont really know this guy. Suprised he didnt have a few sponsors go by at the end.
Nov 4 2011 5:03PM
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jeremy.g
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everytime ben hills tells me i suck i die a little bit inside.

and to all the kids saying he has no style ben worked his ass off last year for those shots. rodeo was tweaked as anything and half those rail tricks were unnatural ,

killin it ben!
Nov 4 2011 5:07PM
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The_Beekeeper
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Probably because he had like 1 jump shot. I'm going to therefore assume he sucks at jumps.
Nov 4 2011 5:14PM
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TheButterHashira
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superman steeze.
Nov 4 2011 5:14PM
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*simba*
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Am I the only one who actually enjoys a "lack of style" in skiing?

Kid fucking killed it and the filming was unreal.
Nov 4 2011 5:17PM
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PhilboydStudge
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Good assumption, by that same logic couldn't you assume that because it was a sick trick, he's good at jumps?
Nov 4 2011 5:22PM
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yeahno
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no
Nov 4 2011 5:23PM
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The_Beekeeper
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That is true, but I think he would want to show off more tricks if he was actually that good at jumps.
Nov 4 2011 5:24PM
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ChuckTesta
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kids a huck doesnt even look good at all no bang no style on rails or anything...
Nov 4 2011 5:25PM
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array.
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may i ask why?
Nov 4 2011 5:27PM
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.squirrely.
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i know quite a few whiny bitches that are good at skiing.
Nov 4 2011 5:28PM
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Bateman
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Well, i hate cocky people
But:

Filming was super awesome, same with editing
Rails was kinda neat
He had like 1 shot of a jump, wich was a flip >> he probably sux at spins, wich you can see from his 450 out etc.

Nov 4 2011 5:30PM
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Dr.Newschoolers
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this guy flails on rails even when he's just doing switchups
Nov 4 2011 5:33PM
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*simba*
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I just think that a lack of style is a style in itself. I think the arms flailing everywhere and sketchy landings add character to the trick. It makes them look different then all the arms to the side/perfect landing stompe shit.
Nov 4 2011 5:38PM
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.squirrely.
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i see what your trying to say like b dog and henrik have the whole arm flailing style and sketchy landings and stuff but they make it look sick. but most kids cant make it look good
Nov 4 2011 5:47PM
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SirFryanator
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you should stop making troll threads and come upstairs for a safety meeting


teehee
Nov 4 2011 5:59PM
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benhills
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alright well i am not much of a newschooler but i thought i should probably come defend myself in this thread.  jake is one of my best friends and he is giving me shit.  i am not a whiny bitch my friends are just assholes sometimes
Nov 4 2011 6:02PM
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Dntel.
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get those hands under control and you'll be stylin fo sho. nice edit.
Nov 4 2011 6:06PM
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Ruffles
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Its funny that kids are hating and probably wouldn't even think about hitting that dfd or trying a misty 4 off that cannon.
Nov 4 2011 6:11PM
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GBS
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Haha I kinda agree with you. Sometimes rigid tricks can be sick.
Sometimes I get tired of everybody forcing themselves to have style.
Nov 4 2011 6:18PM
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buddychaps
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Skiing was insane! yeah his style may be a little goofy but damn. Probably a cool kid i'm no person to judge
Nov 4 2011 6:23PM
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Inline.
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holy shit that was tight
Nov 4 2011 6:36PM
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.fack.le.popo.
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it's called girl steeze. wave your arms like a fucking seagul
Nov 4 2011 6:39PM
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.R-Lohin
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Nov 4 2011 6:45PM
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Raptor.
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does this guy actually have 4+ pairs of park skis? because that seems a bit excessive to me
Nov 4 2011 6:54PM
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benhills
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ha funny you noticed that.  broke four pairs of skis last year
Nov 4 2011 6:57PM
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ColinB
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dude. ben hills is the shit! I lived with him in oregon for a week. i don't see what you can possibly hate about him?
Nov 4 2011 7:10PM
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LAME.
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HAHA AS IF! Where the jump shots bro?
Nov 4 2011 7:12PM
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PhilboydStudge
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Skis don't last long for this kid
Nov 4 2011 7:21PM
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.kieffer.
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the kids okayy but extremely sloppy... the filming was fantastic... would anyone know what camera was used?
Nov 4 2011 7:30PM
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PhilboydStudge
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GoPro 3

And since when did doing 7/8 switch up 27 offs on urban, both way 2 on pretzel 2, rodeo off, hitting a dfd c, switch and regular lip 2 pretzel 2 etc. become only okay? I didn't think these were standard tricks for everyone
Nov 4 2011 7:43PM
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benhills
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ha
Nov 4 2011 7:51PM
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p.hawks
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this, and the poles make it 10x worse. If he could just keep his wrists like bent it would look so much better
Nov 4 2011 7:53PM
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CREASTON
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Some kids would have such sick edits if they didn't have arms...
Nov 4 2011 7:55PM
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Truetape
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how come he doesnt ride for ldc and full tilt too?
Nov 4 2011 7:57PM
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s.erickson
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Nov 4 2011 8:15PM
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ForeverYung
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That was actually pretty sick
Nov 4 2011 10:13PM
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jeremy.g
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i watched him destroy everypair of skis he put on his feet. him breaking skis is no exaggeration. and damn never thought i would see the day ben got an ns account!
Nov 4 2011 10:22PM
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monkatizer
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same here, i absolutely can not watch b dog or anyone like that and be impressed i much prefer people that arnt trying to be super stylie in every thing they do. but i do love t walls style!
Nov 4 2011 10:32PM
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Backyard.Skier
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everyone has to start somewhere, style just doesn't come to you.. pretty good edit i thought
Nov 4 2011 10:47PM
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Panda_with_Guns
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1.be a whiny bitch.
2. have people hate your whiny bitchy-ness
3. get good at skiing
4. ?????
5. profit
Nov 4 2011 10:51PM
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