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PhaedeD
Posts: 11499 - Karma: 342
The add keeps popping up all over ns for me..

anyways what a terrible terrible add, I mean honestly who is head of marketing for them?

WE SELL GLOVES, BITCH!

ya now that they say it like that, the sell gloves to people between 18-22. Im 25 and think a picture of a big gun for one is stupid and 2 as I said before I read we sell gloves, bitch and that just makes me laugh and go wow no thanks. people under 18 will probably have to show their parents what they are buying since they dont have a credit card. my mom would be like.. cant you choose another company to buy gloves from other than one thats main line for marketing is we sell gloves, bitch.

Oh and the name of the company is Pimp Hands.. that narrows the market down to an age range spanning no more than 3 or 4 years.

set up for failure.

14 years ago
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PimpHands
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Don't want to disappoint you, but we can't show a full break down of profit %. Doing so would simply expose us to our competition. We are also in talks with a distributor for N.A, so we actually have to figure them out first.
The price was set for the Australian market, where we enjoy undercutting our competition by a solid $10-15. Even the thinnest dakine spring/ pipe gloves are upwards of 70 bones over here. So you can understand why we feel 69 bones isn't too bad.
Because we're already in stores with this model, we can't undercut our retailers by cutting our online prices. Sucks I know eh.
However we certainly have taken this thread and all of the opinions in it, in to account with our 2012/13 model line up.
What we can do is offer free shipping. Anywhere in the world. Provided our facebook page hits 700 likes. Get us to 700 and we'll ship them to you for free. Deal?

14 years ago
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whoa-dere
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lol they spelled gaper wrong in the product description
14 years ago
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find
Posts: 431 - Karma: 27
i came in here to shred on this company... and then i saw the name of the gloves. would i like a pair of Shooter McGavins? yes, please.
14 years ago
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Hosoi
Posts: 252 - Karma: 20
I like where this company is going and I approve of it. good luck
14 years ago
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Dr_Hobo
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You're an Australian company? Damn! Gotta support my homies!
14 years ago
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SteezragMcJibbin
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Now some shit a bloke can get with. 70 american isn't much to part with..... i bet i could choke the fuck out of the clap with a set... good work mates! cheers!
14 years ago
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ChipSpate
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you guys are fucking retards, this shit dope asf
9 years ago
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Cadenmccullough
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I can't believe none of you have heard of pimp hands. Core riders have been repping pimp hands for a while, I have had a pair and their super quality. I thought this was newschoolers favorite mitten brand?
9 years ago
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hot.pocket
Posts: 4239 - Karma: 10,756
CadenmcculloughI can't believe none of you have heard of pimp hands.


This thread was made years before you joined NS...
9 years ago
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Cadenmccullough
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hot.pocketThis thread was made years before you joined NS...


Fuck my bad.
9 years ago
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hot.pocket
Posts: 4239 - Karma: 10,756
CadenmcculloughFuck my bad.


Hey at least you weren't ChipSpate bumping a super old thread and calling people fucking retards as your first post.

ChipSpateyou guys are fucking retards, this shit dope asf
9 years ago
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YoungWookiee
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ChipSpateyou guys are fucking retards, this shit dope asf


I have these

They are dope af
9 years ago
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