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Weird things you think only you do

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KANGAROOJACK
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alright, this thread is about weird things you think only you do, so i'll start!
1. i always stand in the shower with my back to the faucet and my arms crossed and my head down.
2. i wear my sunglasses literally everywhere.
3. alright i can't think of anymore but i think you get the idea of the thread, let's do this shit!
Oct 26 2011 10:04PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
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repost
Oct 26 2011 10:04PM
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1337
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i think i've seen this thread before
Oct 26 2011 10:04PM
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KANGAROOJACK
Posts: 361 - Karma: 59
damn it. alright well still, potential thread has potential.
Oct 26 2011 10:05PM
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soulskier
Posts: 17805 - Karma: 3,821
post under this username
Oct 26 2011 10:05PM
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StreetsOfRage
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POST
Oct 26 2011 10:09PM
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ChucklesNorman.
Posts: 1197 - Karma: 719
When I find a pair of pants I like I wear them almost everyday until they fall apart. Is that weird enough for ya?
Oct 26 2011 10:12PM
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soulskier
Posts: 17805 - Karma: 3,821
you thnk so, huh?
Oct 26 2011 10:13PM
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Alexander_Keith
Posts: 3204 - Karma: 25

If I realize i'm going the wrong way and have to pull a fast 180 I check the phone, watch, or scratch my head very puzzled so I don't look downright crazy.

I only set volume to even numbers on the TV

I eat KD with a fork. I know a spoon is more efficient but i always have so fuck yooouu.

Theres probs more but im out to sleep

Oct 26 2011 10:17PM
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steezeknees
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My head gets itchy as fuck when i sleep.
Oct 26 2011 10:18PM
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812
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Always or it doesnt sound right
Oct 26 2011 10:20PM
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.spaghetticat.
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im naked
ALL THE FUCKING TIME
Oct 26 2011 10:21PM
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wesley.
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sometimes i take of my pants, too. I like to AC slater
Oct 26 2011 10:23PM
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MagSeven
Posts: 1000 - Karma: 412
I see what you did there. Both of you.
Oct 26 2011 10:25PM
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lands11
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This thread again
Oct 26 2011 10:25PM
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Dhane
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Oct 26 2011 10:26PM
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IN4MATION
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I make a box with money in it, all taped up so i cant get into it easily. I think to myself that i am going to save up a lot of money and buy somthing nice. 10 minutes later i bust it open and buy Subway.
I know this isnt a talent but you all should be able to relate to this
Oct 26 2011 10:28PM
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KANGAROOJACK
Posts: 361 - Karma: 59
yeah dude, i was gonna send money to the hurricane Katrina efforts, but then i bought some longboard wheels.
Oct 26 2011 10:30PM
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dex.
Posts: 2973 - Karma: 62
bleed out of my vagina
Oct 26 2011 10:34PM
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Charlie_Kelly
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tv volume has to be at 5, 10, 12, 15, 20, or 25. No exceptions
Oct 26 2011 10:34PM
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The_Lord_of_Love
Posts: 251 - Karma: 11
I masturbate with a license plate and subwoofer
Oct 26 2011 10:36PM
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Radio
Posts: 946 - Karma: 12
My view on life: i am the reincarnation of god and I have been sent to earth as a mortal to do something important, I'm not sure what it is yet though
Oct 26 2011 10:41PM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061

play the harmonica with my butthole

Oct 26 2011 10:52PM
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The_Lord_of_Love
Posts: 251 - Karma: 11
pics or it didn't happen
Oct 26 2011 10:55PM
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TallerThanThou
Posts: 615 - Karma: 13
Doucheyness is not uniqueness...
Oct 26 2011 11:03PM
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2_fadez
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Oct 26 2011 11:04PM
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GnarshoSapian
Posts: 302 - Karma: 326
Right!! me too!
Oct 26 2011 11:09PM
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IN4MATION
Posts: 109 - Karma: 11
I do 360s and 180s off the bottom stairs in my house.
Oct 26 2011 11:16PM
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Zodiackill
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Almost always when Im eating it feels wrong to eat the back edge of something. I leave the back crescent of hamburgers, chicken sandwiches, the back end of hot dogs, carrots, almost anything, you name it. It just feels wrong.
Oct 26 2011 11:18PM
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Davy.Crockett
Posts: 5373 - Karma: 323
this.


when im skiing down the hill i yell really obscene works loudly

sometimes i push on my closed eyes and it makes these crazy trippy circles that are like neon yellow/green appear then they slowly move toward my eyes and flicker and eventually i go through them then more blotches and multicolored cool stuff appears. its cool
Oct 26 2011 11:18PM
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Shr3dE
Posts: 80 - Karma: 261
YEEESSSSSS this is amazing!
Oct 26 2011 11:19PM
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soulskier
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sometimes i push my eyeball ever so slightly, and it gives movies that shitty 3d effect
Oct 26 2011 11:21PM
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KillaSteeze
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ME TOO
Oct 26 2011 11:23PM
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Jakx~
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This was done before, but i enjoyed it so I'll make an addition to this thread.

When i walk on side walks if i step on a line i have to step on another line in the exact spot on the other foot, and if i miss i have to keep going with each foot until i balance out each step. And if there are squares on the ground or floor i walk so that my feet are diagonal in the square.

And when running if i clip one leg then i have to clip the opposite leg with the same amount of force and precision.
Oct 26 2011 11:32PM
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ButteredToast.
Posts: 6459 - Karma: 2,570
YOU STOLE MY THREAD

https://newschoolers.com/ns/forums/readthread/thread_id/630726/
Oct 26 2011 11:34PM
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KANGAROOJACK
Posts: 361 - Karma: 59
pretty much all of this dude.
Oct 26 2011 11:35PM
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skithesprings
Posts: 9086 - Karma: 1,349
And I am the reincarnation of satan... tonight, we dine in hell!

nah seriously, cooking fajitas at my place if you want to swing by.
Oct 26 2011 11:42PM
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TallerThanThou
Posts: 615 - Karma: 13
Actually that's totally reasonable. I stand corrected.
Oct 26 2011 11:44PM
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Wolffy
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when im at home i sit down to pee.
Oct 27 2011 12:03AM
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rainystatesteeze
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everytime
Oct 27 2011 12:07AM
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Troy.
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Chew on matches in place of, say, a toothpick.

Count your steps when you walk.

Only step on the whites in a zebra crossing.
Oct 27 2011 12:13AM
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Beau_Larson
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I do this every time I walk down the stairs.
Oct 27 2011 1:13AM
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uosdwiSrjewoH
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YES
Oct 27 2011 1:17AM
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theabortionator
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Fuck my the thanksgiving day turkey the day before everyone eats it
Oct 27 2011 1:20AM
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dex.
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you are not alone my friend
Oct 27 2011 1:26AM
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987321654hgfd
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I do the same exact thing. Bananas too.
Oct 27 2011 5:15AM
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poptarts4life
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I wear long johns under pants no matter the temperature.  I never wear jeans because I find them uncomfortable.  I regularly ask questions to things I know the answer to only to start a conversation.  When I go upstairs/downstairs I go up them as fast as possible.

Oct 27 2011 5:26AM
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I_Am_Mod
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^^yep !

in urinals when theres nobody around, i pee without hands, slowly stepping back as far as i can without spilling....
(kind of awkward when somebody walks in on you, standing in the middle of the bathroom, pissing in a urinal several feet away, with your hands on your head....)
Oct 27 2011 6:05AM
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JzD.
Posts: 1615 - Karma: 153
I usually stand in the shower so the water hits the right side of my body. Not so much left side though
Oct 27 2011 9:32AM
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jibmeisterflex
Posts: 719 - Karma: 63

I onley set them every 5 numbers

like 5 10 15 20...

it sucks but i have to

Oct 27 2011 9:48AM
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I_Am_Mod
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^^on my mp3 i usually only pick prime numbers,
1, 2, 3, 5, 7, 11, 13, etc

yes, i'm a nerd :)


Oct 27 2011 9:56AM
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