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Stupidest meals you ate when you were young

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PopsicleStand
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Like you genuinely thought they were healthy meals, or the fact that you ate them AS a meal with no remorse. I remember making nutella, marshmellow fluff, and french toast bread.

I had a major sweet tooth then. Sugar, cinnamon, butter, bread...toasted - "Cinnamon Toast Crunch"

Then all the days when I went to school with my 2.00, didn't like the lunch being served, so I got 3 packs of cookies for lunch. Im not sure how I don't have diabetes. The funny thing is I don't even like sweets at all now.

Frosting between two chocolate chip cookies. WTF?
Oct 23 2011 12:13PM
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.josh.
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*best meals you ate when you were young
Oct 23 2011 12:17PM
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Toasty.
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mac and cheese with m&ms stirred in
Oct 23 2011 12:17PM
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james6345789
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My brother used to eat sandwiches that consisted of 2 pieces of bread, and a piece of American cheese.
Oct 23 2011 12:19PM
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gregorio
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Playdough
Oct 23 2011 12:21PM
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PopsicleStand
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spaghetti...with butter. thats it. no salt even.
Oct 23 2011 12:22PM
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Jakx~
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I'd always go over to friends' houses and they would eat their noodles like that no sauce or anything. Always thought it was the most disgusting thing in the world. I LOVE ME SOME SAUCE!!
Oct 23 2011 12:24PM
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Chubz.
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grilled cheese with tomato soup and chocolate milk mixed together....what was wrong with me?
Oct 23 2011 12:24PM
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Deluge
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Apple sandwiches... Sliced apple between two slices of bread. And yeah I had cinnamon toast crunch too
Oct 23 2011 12:30PM
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soulskier
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playdough, filling ice cream cones with peanut butter, spoon dipped in peanut butter dipped in chocolate chips
Oct 23 2011 12:33PM
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james6345789
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I used to eat broccoli with ketchup. I also used to eat peanut butter sandwiches with pretzels inside it. That was so good though, it still is.
Oct 23 2011 12:35PM
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holy.shep
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waffle tacos... a waffle folded like a taco with vanilla ice cream in it
Oct 23 2011 12:38PM
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Blurst
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I used to just eat straight up sugar and a lot of it.
Oct 23 2011 12:42PM
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Blurst
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I used to just eat straight up sugar and a lot of it.
Oct 23 2011 12:42PM
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reverendwrong
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a Tupperware bowl filled with fruity pebbles, with a half cup of both regular white sugar and brown sugar on top, with chocolate sauce on top
Oct 23 2011 12:43PM
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*SNO*
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a banana and tomato ketchup sandwich!
Oct 23 2011 12:44PM
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chuck_testa
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I still do this. but it is with chocolate ice cream now
Oct 23 2011 12:47PM
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k-fred
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a spoon full of peanut butter, always though it was healthy.
Oct 23 2011 12:51PM
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Davy.Crockett
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i laughed at this. its so salty




i ate applesauce mixed with cottage cheese.
Oct 23 2011 12:56PM
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triebby
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DUDE, cheese sandwiches for daaaays.

I would take a bagel, toast it and then in this order spread butter, cream cheese and coffee yogurt on it. It was actually pretty good and a good source of protein.
Oct 23 2011 12:59PM
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PopsicleStand
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wifey said that when she was little she would take one piece of bread and put mustard on it, warm it up in the microwave and eat it.
Oct 23 2011 1:15PM
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Skavengers303
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haha yes

but here's a little recipe that ruled my childhood

Marshmellow Mush

     ingrediants

     1. 5 or six marshmellows (non of that mini or colored shit, this is a mans food)

      2. 2 spoonfulls of peanut butter ( best if its the peterpan or reses variety)

      3. mad chocolate chips

Directions

1. throw all that shit into a bowl

2. microwave for about 30 seconds

3. stir that shit up

4. enjoy

Oct 23 2011 1:19PM
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Billek
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Freshman year of HS, I would eat a salad every day for lunch.  This salad consisted of a tong-full of lettuce, and a shitload of cheese cubes.  Til this day I don't know what kind of cheese it was, but it was kinda like a firm, salty mozzarella.  I wouldn't eat the lettuce either, I just got it so it would look more like a salad, haha.

I'd eat a glass full of chocolate chips from time to time.

I'm guilty of the butter pasta too.  When I was really young, I guess I ate everything my parents gave me, like pasta with sauce for example.  For some reason, once my memories started, I wanted plain everything.  I've since then moved back to eating tomato sauce on things, along with other shit.

My parents said I would eat sweet onions like an apple when I was really little, too.
Oct 23 2011 1:29PM
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SterlingArcher
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thats smart.

+k

and trying this for lunch

Oct 23 2011 1:36PM
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disastertourism
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Chocolate spread and jam sandwich
Oct 23 2011 1:39PM
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Big_Spence
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fuck...i eat this for breakfast like 4 times a week.
am i going to die soon?
Oct 23 2011 1:40PM
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geteducated
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probably eating strawberry jam with everything at breakfast. eggs, sausage, bread. whatever. still do. get a big breakfast from mcdonalds and put jam on the eggs and sausage round. will blow your mind.
Oct 23 2011 1:41PM
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rareison
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Guilty of the Spaghetti and butter, still do it today.
Oct 23 2011 1:51PM
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emilyiscool
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me too, all the time
Oct 23 2011 2:07PM
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cubber
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We melted cheddar cheese on everything, diritos especially, but then stuff like spaghetti, Mac n Cheese, pretzels, waffles, bagels, popcorn....
Oct 23 2011 2:09PM
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SterlingArcher
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celery sticks with peanut butter

Oct 23 2011 2:15PM
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1337
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brown sugar, used to do it all the time. mmmmm
Oct 23 2011 2:18PM
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geteducated
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outta cheese whiz?
Oct 23 2011 2:19PM
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MothaHucker
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tortillas with spaghetti, maple syrup, m&ms, marshmallows and chocolate sauce in it.
Oct 23 2011 2:20PM
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SterlingArcher
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never tried it.  but i like your style.

cheese on anything is an epic meal

Oct 23 2011 2:22PM
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rockyhockey11187
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still do it, w/ chocolate sauce on top
Oct 23 2011 2:22PM
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benJAHmin
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Spread copious nutella on to apples for a healthy breakfast.
Oct 23 2011 2:26PM
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yuck
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brown sugar sandwiches

straight up, just brown sugar in between 2 pieces of bread. there is no way i could eat that now.
Oct 23 2011 2:31PM
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JIBpsy^^
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Feta. I fucking love feta
Oct 23 2011 2:36PM
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rareison
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Also ate copious Nutella and peanut butter by the spoonful
Oct 23 2011 2:37PM
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TOK
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This thread is making me sick. I've never had that big of a sweet tooth, my friends always loved coming over because I would let them eat all of our twinkies, ding-dongs and such while i cooked up a nice piece of garlic toast. I like salt.
Oct 23 2011 2:52PM
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PJS.
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i knew a girl who ate straight nutella sandwiches, everyday. and she wasnt fat. Wtf
Oct 23 2011 2:55PM
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Ruffles
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Shits delicious yo
Oct 23 2011 2:58PM
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special_k10101
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i probably had one of those every day for years. craving one so badly right now.

or even better, eggos with nutella and chunky peanut butter.
Oct 23 2011 5:05PM
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pissbutt
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boogers. lots of boogers.
Oct 23 2011 5:07PM
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soulskier
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mountain dew, i thought that stuff was incredible
Oct 23 2011 5:10PM
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Thugly-Gnarskins
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when I was about 5, I would dip my pizza in coke.. but I would make my mom get me an extra coke because the dipping coke would have gross floaties in it

Also If I went to a subshop, my sub would consist only of shredded lettuce and lotssss of cheese
Oct 23 2011 5:10PM
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PopsicleStand
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I thought of another one.

When we were REALLY little (like 6,4, and 2), all three of us brothers got a bowl of refried beans from taco bell. No cheese, nothing. 3 Bowls, .29 cents each. My mom used to feed us all for a dollar.
Oct 23 2011 5:30PM
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SterlingArcher
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chicken nugget happy meals when they were still made with super sketchy meat

Oct 23 2011 5:36PM
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DOSE.
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I still eat most of these things.
Oct 23 2011 5:39PM
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erian
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i used to eat a bowl of butter and sugar mixed together. yep.
also frosting & pretzels, fav after school snack when my mom wasnt home
Oct 23 2011 5:41PM
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