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Drunk Kid Broke Down Our Door

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Big_Meech
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We got back to our house last night at 3 and realized we were locked out of our room so we had this random kid "unlock" it for us. Its worth a laugh at least.

Ps check the tags ;)

Oct 22 2011 4:54PM
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west-coast
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lol have fun fixing it
Oct 22 2011 4:56PM
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zues
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epic
Oct 22 2011 4:56PM
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JHendrix
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doors are too mainstream
Oct 22 2011 4:57PM
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Big_Meech
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Im sending it to Tosh.0 and barstool for shits and gigs
Oct 22 2011 5:01PM
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theabortionator
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They sure don't make em like they used to
Oct 22 2011 5:04PM
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AwR
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If that kids drunk, Im sober.
Oct 22 2011 5:06PM
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californiagrown
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we had a kid stumble into our house at 8am on a sunday. he thought it was his house(still blacked out), tried to break through a bedroom door, and tried to fight us when we told him to get the fuck out. I am the smallest of my 3 roommates at 6'4" 200lbs, and this dude didnt have a chance. 1 roommate gets his hockey stick and lays the guy out with a crosscheck from hell. dude just keeps coming and just gets his ass kicked by the 4 of us for a few minutes.

finally gets the message and stumbles outside to complete his walk of shame. saw him on the way to class the next week, and he looked absolutely horrible.

Oct 22 2011 5:14PM
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2_fadez
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hahahahaha
Oct 22 2011 5:14PM
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soulskier
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if you're soober than i dont want to be drunk
Oct 22 2011 6:58PM
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Lemuel
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So you all had sex with him?
Oct 22 2011 7:57PM
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JeremyB
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hahahaha awesome.
Oct 22 2011 8:00PM
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AWALLRUS.
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MADE ME LOL FOR A WHILE. HOWD YOU FIX IT?
Oct 22 2011 8:03PM
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ironic
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Never doubt the abilities of drunk people.
Oct 22 2011 8:04PM
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Milksteak
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Frat house! Party! yeah!!
Oct 22 2011 8:08PM
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Lucas
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lol at the laugh haha
Oct 22 2011 8:41PM
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LeadThug420
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He was drunk.  They probably took advantage of him.  Fucking disgusting.
Oct 22 2011 8:46PM
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californiagrown
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there is a lot of sexual innuendo in my post. glad someone caught it.
Oct 22 2011 9:59PM
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POW-WOW
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The guy videoing sounded like he was choking on a dildo.
Oct 22 2011 11:02PM
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Big_Meech
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So 6 hours later and the videos already up on collegehumor, the people at tosh.0 emailed me back saying it will go on as a breakdown live if it gets more views. No word from barstool yet but whatever. I guess send this around to friends or whatever it would be dope to see this on tosh or something.
Oct 22 2011 11:47PM
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Big_Meech
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bump?
Oct 24 2011 1:00AM
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t_rob
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26k. HOw many views does it need for tosh?
Oct 31 2011 2:03PM
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PON3
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I fail to see how this is tosh.0 worthy?
Oct 31 2011 2:08PM
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Alehandro
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agreed.
Oct 31 2011 2:16PM
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Lolocaust.
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OHH HO OH HOHOHOH OHOH HOH H HO H
THAT WAS SO WORTH IT
OH OHOHOH HOH HOH OHOHHOHOHOH
WHAT JUST HAPPENED?
OHOHOHHOHOOHH OHHHH
Oct 31 2011 3:02PM
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steezeknees
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Dont judge
Oct 31 2011 3:06PM
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Shewlur...
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hahahahaaha
Oct 31 2011 4:31PM
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