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Girl in the knitt bikini

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jibnut
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Has a mustache. Whoever said it earlier was right. Gross.
Oct 20 2011 5:28PM
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danbrown
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id still hit it
Oct 20 2011 5:35PM
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jibnut
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I don't think I could handle body hair other than my head. Ever. That's nasty.
Oct 20 2011 5:47PM
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[evan]
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So you shave....down there.......
Oct 20 2011 6:46PM
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I.B
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Jibnut, i shall grow a mustache when we marry
Oct 21 2011 2:15AM
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.RYAN66
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Lol I hope older then that too. But I'd still hit that chick in the add
Oct 21 2011 10:19AM
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jibnut
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She prob doesn't shave down there if she has a mustache
Oct 21 2011 1:37PM
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I_Am_Mod
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pictures are relevant, don't give a flying rat's ass about those few hairs...
she's fine + she's fine in a bikini which equals fine x5 in regular clothes ...

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Oct 21 2011 1:46PM
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jibnut
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Her face is not cute. Her body is good, though.
Oct 21 2011 2:37PM
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PJS.
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Quoting --Evan from Oct 20 2011 6:46:18 :
So you shave....down there.......
lol
Quoting jibnut from Oct 21 2011 2:37:30:
Her face is not cute. Her body is good, though.
i respectfully disagree
Oct 21 2011 3:05PM
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introvert
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>>Speaking for everyone
Oct 21 2011 3:26PM
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.frenchy
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boxxy though... Is a hottie :]

not you, for clarification. The e-superstar.

Oct 21 2011 3:38PM
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jibnut
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Nope? I'm speaking from my POV but thanks. She's not that cute.
Oct 21 2011 3:39PM
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introvert
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Aw man, you got my hopes up :(
Oct 21 2011 3:40PM
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.frenchy
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Well, you are a girl...

Oct 21 2011 3:41PM
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jibnut
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Yes. And some girls, including me, are big enough bitches and can hide their pride to tell you if someone is cute or not.
Oct 21 2011 3:46PM
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jibnut
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umad? this is the internet, in case you forgot.
Oct 21 2011 3:51PM
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.frenchy
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Girls judging girls on their cuteness doesn't even work. Guys judge girls, girls judge guys...

If the same gender judged each other there would be a lot of jealousy for sure.

Oct 21 2011 3:52PM
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jibnut
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Or just honesty. I call 'em like I see 'em. She is not cute what-so-ever to me. She might be cute to someone else, if they have different likes of appearance. To me, she's not cute. And has a mustache.
Oct 21 2011 3:54PM
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I_Am_Mod
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the way men see "the knit bikini girl"
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the way other girls see "the knit bikini girl", through a filter of jealousy/rage and envy.....
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Oct 21 2011 4:03PM
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jibnut
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I would flat out tell you if I was jealous of some girl. I am not jealous of some girl with a mustache, dudes. Sorry. You are not a female so you don't even know, and you actually don't even know me. So how do you know? How do you know I'm even a girl? Hmmm?!
Oct 21 2011 5:28PM
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I_Am_Mod
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only one way we can find out ....

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Oct 21 2011 5:46PM
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jibnut
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I'M JUST LIKE YOU.....JUST. LIKE. YOU.
Oct 21 2011 6:37PM
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Parrish
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Oct 21 2011 8:04PM
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SkiThe603
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she is aight
Oct 22 2011 2:05AM
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.RYAN66
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i did the same exact thing, i was amazed.


i however hope you are 16, then i can say...




























HEY HOW ARE THINGS?.............
Oct 22 2011 7:55PM
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.squirrely.
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id give her a solid 7
Oct 22 2011 7:57PM
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PJS.
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Id give her my solid 7
Oct 23 2011 3:11AM
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J.D.
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BA ZING

The girl is obviously smoking hot, but I have to say it's a bit of a bummer to have her pop up on my screen randomly when I'm at work, kinda makes it hard to browse NS. NSFW ads fail.
Oct 23 2011 3:25PM
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Big_Spence
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only way to settle this is have jibnut post a picture in a similar knit bikini.
also a facial close up is required to scout for potential upper lip hair.
Oct 23 2011 5:19PM
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p-fo
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I still don't see the mustache... All I see are some good looking twins.
Oct 23 2011 8:16PM
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cobra_commander
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If you disagree with jibnut you are a communist fuck.

And jibnut is hotter then 95% of the chicks any of you queers have ever dated. I am very jealous of her boyfriend.*











*More due to the two fine snowmobiles he owns then jibnut herself.
Oct 23 2011 11:45PM
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Piste.Off
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well... shit thanks for that.

speaking of female facial hair, there's a chick in my political science class with the gnarliest neck hair and sideburns. and she always sits in front of me, no matter where i sit.
Oct 23 2011 11:55PM
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cobra_commander
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sounds like your standard issue liberal feminist bitch.
Oct 24 2011 12:07AM
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Scott29~
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I contracted some chinese kids to make a knit bikini for jibnut. Hope her boobs fit into this thing. Ill get back to you guys on whether she looks better in it than ad girl~
Oct 24 2011 12:44AM
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jibnut
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.I'm 22.

You know you'd be my main squeeze baby. We could condition for this season together.
Oct 24 2011 1:55PM
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jibnut
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If Billy and I don't work out you're my number 2.
Oct 24 2011 1:57PM
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cobra_commander
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I'm at the IMA 6-8 pm most days.
Oct 24 2011 2:13PM
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Mr.Huck
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It could always be worse.

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Oct 24 2011 2:49PM
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Mr.Huck
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You need to visit Grand Lake sometime. They all look like that, except they only wear flannel, and if you piss them off, they will pick up your car and flip it over.
Oct 24 2011 8:55PM
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jibnut
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I strive to be that girl.
Oct 24 2011 10:52PM
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LukeB.
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ohhhhhh I most definitely <3 twins
Oct 25 2011 12:30AM
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p-fo
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After much review of these pictures, I have come to the conclusion that the one on the right is definitely hotter.
Oct 25 2011 2:07AM
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jibnut
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I'd agree
Oct 25 2011 12:00PM
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Mr.Huck
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:/ Stop shaving, waxing, etc. and begin showering every other month. Kill your own food barehanded and cooking it should be considered optional. Trade tooth brush and toilet paper for pine boughs. New hobby should be moose wrestling and you should begin competing in Lumberjack Comps and specialize in the "Hot Saw".

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After each contest you should either find the biggest, meanest guy there and kick his ass, or challenge him to a drinking contest with shots of Jack and drink him under the table. J.D. ,neat, will be your new drink of choice, but you only drink it when you go out, or when your still isn't working.

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Good luck in your endeavors!!!
Oct 25 2011 12:22PM
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jibnut
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Hahahahhaha. Oh my goodness. I'm sorry you live around that.
Oct 25 2011 12:39PM
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cobra_commander
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where did you find the picture of me?
Oct 25 2011 12:42PM
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Mr.Huck
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Grand Lake is an hour and a half away and I don't get up there much now. I met my wife there. She does shave now and I haven't seen her kill and eat any neighborhood pets in at least 2 years. The coyotes on the golf course are always fair game though. She is still lethal with a throwing axe.
Oct 25 2011 2:53PM
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