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Scrotum swelling!?!

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BlakeLively
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you think yours are big? 100 lb scrotum

article here.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/10/18/wesley-warren-jr-scrotum_n_1018260.html?1318968582&ncid=webmail7
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PopsicleStand
Posts: 6890 - Karma: 147
inb4 healthcare debate

that surgery is not a million no way no how, somethings wrong with the reporting. if your curious it got fleshed out a little better in the comments section of the article on gawker.
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Lavieille
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this guy probably gets a workout with that big of a load

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Flyon
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Why would you quote the top post?!
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PON3
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My thoughts on this.
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Flying~Squirrel
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im impressed that they all managed to keep a straight face through all of that
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Davy.Crockett
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i thought this thread was going to be another funny doctor ns thread...
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Davy.Crockett
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i thought this thread was going to be another funny doctor ns thread...
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eljusto.
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threads for when I'm not in school surrounded by teachers.
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.frenchy
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I came to this thread in hope of finding good fapping material while in school. Damn
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coldcuts69
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holy fuck, i think thats what eheaths ball are like
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Milksteak
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hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahha
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theabortionator
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I remember the first time I heard of elphantballsacksyndrome. Nothing new
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Mr.Huck
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Talk about excess baggage. Airlines are going to rape this dude when he tries to fly somewhere:

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maxter-paxter
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made me lol
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[hamnuts]
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isn't that like that episode of south park where stan's dad gave himself testicular cancer
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AWALLRUS.
Posts: 5762 - Karma: 223
IMMEDIATELY THOUGHT OF THIS HAHAHAHA.

ONE OF THE ONLY GOOD RECENT EPISODES.
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Ski_Alot
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Haha sound like south park... Wow I just laughed at a serious medical condition
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hey-dude-its-me
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my friend in junior high crashed skiing and his testicle swelled up so bad it had to be removed.

his screen name on AIM was chubby1nut, and he actually got some pretty hot chicks
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Davy.Crockett
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doesn't it hurt having 100 pounds hanging from your sack?? uhhh
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Snowgoner
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i feel like this has to be a joke. did anyone else see this under the video?

Sympathizers can direct donations to the email address benefitballsack@yahoo.com.

hahahhaa
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Stickity
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if it got that bad i wouldn't give a fuck about reducing swelling, i'd just get castrated
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RalphLauren.
Posts: 710 - Karma: 106
does he have to by two tickets on a plane?
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BlakeLively
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haha you are not permitted because of your scrotum sir.
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Petersaurusrex
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You said big balls?
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TechnoPotamus
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steezy.stew
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Can someone please explain to me why the surgery to have that thing removed costs 1mill?
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Deluge
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Hahahahaha
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LeadThug420
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Terrible journalism from Huffington Post as usual.  That article just created more questions than it answered.

Why can't he just cut it open on his own and let it drain out?

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BlakeLively
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it would be pretty easy to lose his balls. assuming they are normal size it would be easy to lose them in the gunk.
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LeadThug420
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You realize that his testicles are connected to him, right?  Fluid isn't.  He's not working so sorting through the mess wouldn't be probably because he literally has all day.  I need a better explanation.

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LeadThug420
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Shit, that was incoherant.

*sorting through the mess wouldn't be a problem because he literally has all day.

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PopsicleStand
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cutting open fluid filled tissue in order to drain it is not medically possible.
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TechnoPotamus
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call that man SACAJAWEA

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steezeknees
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man that probably makes his dick feel really small...
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