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Just mugged two kids

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theabortionator
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Me and my buddy were drunk and we saw these too preppy kids chillin by the lake. We decided to mess with them.

We told em we had a knife and got like 80 bucks from them and some piece of shit cellphone.

Also snagged an 8th from them, smoking a blunt right now. It's not too shabby. Should have been there.
Oct 15 2011 10:49PM
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feihlination
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i wish i had a better meter for all those responses, lol
Oct 18 2011 5:08AM
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Gypsy_Skier
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wow LOL@ even orange names not getting that obvious troll is obvious
Oct 18 2011 6:16AM
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canterbury
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wow LOL@ even OP of original thread not even getting that obvious troll is obvious
Oct 18 2011 6:28AM
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B.Aussie
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I love you sooo fucking much haha
The responses in this thread are hilarious.
Oct 18 2011 7:06AM
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Darth.Maul
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A+ Trolling my friend. I cant believe some people on this site are this retarded...
Oct 18 2011 9:30AM
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theabortionator
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That's how I felt about it man. I appreciate the support. I feel like a bandwagon started midway through of "fuck him i hope karma kills him, mugging people is wrong"

And they really did hand it over NBD. It was like holy fuck did we just mug those kids? At least we got some money for another drink, we sure needed it after
Oct 18 2011 10:39AM
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Ski.Ballet
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Holy shit you people are dumb... Solid gold.
Oct 18 2011 11:09AM
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Gorilla.Steeze
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Oct 18 2011 1:16PM
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Spinoza
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Oct 18 2011 1:20PM
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Spinoza
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Oct 18 2011 1:22PM
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Gypsy_Skier
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waaaaaaaait, why fail? i know he's trolling its not that hard to figure out --' but seriously uncool to mock people getting mugged at knife point..
Oct 18 2011 2:31PM
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TWoods
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He was calling OP an asshole for "mugging" two kids, but what OP did really wasn't that big a deal. I mean, come on, calling him an ass because he lifted 80$ and some weed off someone? It's funny, the kids basically gave it away.

Weed is an illegal drug anyways, probably good the kids don't have it anymore.
Oct 18 2011 4:11PM
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KEVTRON
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The truth
Oct 18 2011 6:53PM
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Panda_with_Guns
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refer to thread about a kid getting mugged.
Oct 18 2011 7:51PM
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Shewlur...
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hes obviously trolling in a troll thread u fucking idiot
Oct 18 2011 8:30PM
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Mr.Huck
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Orange name = never wrong. If orange name tells you to go mug your grandmother, you must do it and not ask questions.
Oct 18 2011 8:32PM
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Powderhauser
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With this added on to the troll, i want my 500 karma back..
Oct 18 2011 8:34PM
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KEVTRON
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Do it You won't
Oct 18 2011 9:02PM
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SERENGETI_YETI
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It's kind of sad that so many people are cool with this.

One of my friends got the shit kicked out of him walking home from work over the summer. They got like 20 bucks from him. Like sweet, beat somebody up for 20 bucks. What the fuck.

Fuck people who do that shit. Fuck you op
Oct 20 2011 7:37PM
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nkmo.
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Whats more sad is people taking this seriously.
Oct 20 2011 7:40PM
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Gorilla.Steeze
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I agree with OP. What he did is not that bad. Seemed like they were asking for it.
Oct 20 2011 9:08PM
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theabortionator
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Exactly. Haters gonna hate
Oct 21 2011 2:03AM
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TWoods
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I think saying "Seemed like" is sugar coating it.
Oct 21 2011 3:27AM
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Rodigan
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Yeah i wish i had of been there you pussy ass fuck. Some fucko robbed my girlfriends little bro once so i fucking knocked his teeth out on the edge of the pavement.

What goes around comes around dickhead and your time will come.

Oct 21 2011 10:17AM
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Shewlur...
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chill out its really not that big of a deal. i hate fucking politically correct people like you
Oct 21 2011 10:30AM
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feihlination
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qft
Oct 21 2011 10:38AM
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Blindsurfer
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WHERE IS THAT THREAD
Oct 21 2011 11:00AM
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theabortionator
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Come at me bro.
Oct 21 2011 12:53PM
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theabortionator
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Apparently we were caught on tape but I wasn't in the are and it took them a while to find me.



probation'd
Feb 23 2012 9:13PM
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EricaMN.
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theprobationator
Feb 23 2012 9:27PM
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Conker
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hahahahah wtf?
Feb 23 2012 10:21PM
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why
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where's black steve at?
Feb 23 2012 10:23PM
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Alehandro
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LOL
Feb 23 2012 10:37PM
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Dr.Gnar
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When will people stop using this insincere lame cliche line??
Feb 24 2012 8:22AM
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H8CH
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Wow - just wow...

How is this thread still here?! haha - epic.

Maybe someone should bump the original thread this was made in response too... then the amount of facepalm would cause the internet to shut down....
Feb 24 2012 8:28AM
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theabortionator
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dont think i wont
Feb 24 2012 7:46PM
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Willgum
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Not what he meant haha
Feb 24 2012 7:52PM
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[evan]
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holy shit.

I dont think ive ever seen so many people get trolled so obliviously and not know it
Feb 24 2012 8:23PM
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JWD*
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its funny cuz a couple threads down someone said they got mugged by the lake
Feb 24 2012 8:25PM
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JWD*
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bump
Feb 24 2012 8:27PM
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Trawltopilot
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you shouldnt have taken his cellfone its useless to u compared to the kid...the way you tell it is funny, but u probly scared the shit out of  those kids.
Feb 24 2012 8:32PM
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NSwidow
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Oh my god! I read this and was like "Nooo!! Not the abortionator! I love him!"
I thought you were a terrible human being...

then...well then i saw the other thread. And now? Now i love you even more than before. Well done!!
Feb 24 2012 8:37PM
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CheddarJack
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Was that really necessary?
Feb 24 2012 10:18PM
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dice552
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hahaa saw this coming, you're all idiots
Feb 24 2012 10:42PM
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Chunter
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you saw this coming 4 months after the fact. bravo.
Feb 25 2012 8:38PM
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El.Guapo
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my life is.now complete
Feb 25 2012 8:42PM
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J.M
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quality bump
Feb 25 2012 8:48PM
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Brock.
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justice has prevailed.
Feb 25 2012 8:51PM
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