I was out with my friends celebrating my buddy's bday at a local bar, I was the dd driving my other friend's car. I had a couple drinks, enough to feel the buzz, but well under the legal DWI or anything, just enough to feel it. Anyways, we leave the bar, and pull out on to the road. Right away behind us from the plaza parking lot I see a cop start up and follow us. He was poaching the bar. I told my buddies we're about to be pulled over. So sure enough, lights go on, I take a quick right into another shopping parking lot (this was a no shoulder 4 lane road, this was the best choice).
He gets to the car and asks if I've been drinking, I dont lie. He asks some more dumb questions, being a general dick thinking he caught me and is going to get a DWI ticket. He makes me get out of the car. I have to follow the pen with my eyes, I guess it's easy to fail that. I move on to the Breathalyzer. I blow into it. Sidenote: you have to blow REALLY hard into those things... Anyways, this asshole cop takes it from me, looks at it, looks back at me, looks at the gauge again, visibly upset. He says nothing but throws the breathalyzer test into this business's bushes, gets in his patrol car, slams the door, PEELS OUT in the lot and out into the road and speeds off. I was just standing there like, wtf just happened. I kind of wanted to know what I blew, at least I passed. haha.
