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Stamkos1992
Posts: 55 - Karma: 11
funny "would you rather" questions..go..
Oct 13 2011 12:07PM
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seward
Posts: 5233 - Karma: 2,174
nope
Oct 13 2011 12:08PM
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Brenone
Posts: 4944 - Karma: 296
You first
Oct 13 2011 12:08PM
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Baloo
Posts: 565 - Karma: 23
would you rather suck the puss from a hobos genital warts, or have that same hobo have butt secks with you (no lube).
Oct 13 2011 12:10PM
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.Blake.
Posts: 1911 - Karma: 38
ejaculate every time you sneeze

fart every time you shake someones hand
Oct 13 2011 12:10PM
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RockyMountnHigh
Posts: 990 - Karma: 14
nooooo uuuuuuuuu
Oct 13 2011 12:11PM
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seward
Posts: 5233 - Karma: 2,174
lolllll, thats a good one.
Oct 13 2011 12:14PM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,271
definitely fart every time i shook someone's hand

would you rather slide down a razor blade into a pool of rubbing alcohol or eat a live baby's arm?
Oct 13 2011 12:15PM
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Stamkos1992
Posts: 55 - Karma: 11
be a tiny dragon or an 80ft hamster?
Oct 13 2011 12:16PM
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disastertourism
Posts: 2402 - Karma: 135
80ft hamster hands down.


lick an old persons arse 3 times a week or have no bowell control for the rest of your life?
Oct 13 2011 12:19PM
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Dyar
Posts: 622 - Karma: 35
That is just plain fucked up.
Oct 13 2011 12:22PM
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.Blake.
Posts: 1911 - Karma: 38
a) live babys arm, probably tender and throw some franks on it and it's basically a gourmet meal
b) tiny dragon because an 80ft hamptser would be killed in 5 seconds by someone and then posted online. tiny dragons can hide and fly away
Oct 13 2011 12:23PM
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pimpcat
Posts: 858 - Karma: 321
Tiny dragon cause they can fly and breath fire and shoot laser from their eyes.
Oct 13 2011 12:23PM
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Creator
Posts: 1914 - Karma: 87
would you rather go to jail for life or get death penalty
Oct 13 2011 12:36PM
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steezeknees
Posts: 819 - Karma: 9
I would rather have the hobo buttfuck me,fart when i shake hands,slide down the razor blade into the pool,be a tiny dragon, and go to prison for life.
Oct 13 2011 12:46PM
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.Tom.
Posts: 1176 - Karma: 910
Heli ski in Alaska for a weekend or snow-mobile Whistler for a week.
Oct 13 2011 1:10PM
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.Blake.
Posts: 1911 - Karma: 38
heli ski for a weekend in alaska
Oct 13 2011 1:12PM
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Toasty.
Posts: 6195 - Karma: 2,278
snow-mobile from whistler to alaska and ski

I win
Oct 13 2011 1:20PM
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Moosen
Posts: 4285 - Karma: 2,585
herp de derp! Heli ski
Oct 13 2011 1:21PM
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BootySpunk.
Posts: 8148 - Karma: 84
Would you rather:
Have sex with a supermodel's body that had your mom's brain
or
Have sex with your mom's body that had a supermodel's brain?
Oct 13 2011 1:23PM
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BootySpunk.
Posts: 8148 - Karma: 84
Also this: http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/l03nw/reddit_whats_your_best_would_you_rather_question/
Oct 13 2011 1:24PM
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yuck
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 2,090
would you rather have no knees, just one long straight bone in your leg, or have massive plastic hands like a lego person's.
Oct 13 2011 1:27PM
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steezeknees
Posts: 819 - Karma: 9
Plastic hand! i would love to be a lego nigga
Oct 13 2011 3:12PM
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