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Cures for firehole?

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SlimDunkin.
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I had a burrito and sour cream and like 3 cups of coffe today, now my butthole feels like I got sodomized by zaptos.


HALP
Oct 11 2011 11:09PM
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.AR6rider.
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You should probably rub cream cheese on it.
Oct 11 2011 11:10PM
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SlimDunkin.
Posts: 2065 - Karma: 361
Sorry Moltres
Oct 11 2011 11:10PM
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Mr.Turtle
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pour milk into your poophole
Oct 11 2011 11:10PM
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BROSEIDON
Posts: 3702 - Karma: 1,495
Milk, won't really help until later. Just one of those things you gotta suffer with if you enjoy fine mexican food.


Sometimes Thai.
Oct 11 2011 11:11PM
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hallamt
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Time is the best remedy
Oct 11 2011 11:12PM
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Davy.Crockett
Posts: 5373 - Karma: 323
actually this.
Oct 11 2011 11:12PM
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Lavieille
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this
Oct 11 2011 11:13PM
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why
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Oct 11 2011 11:13PM
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e.wait
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Baby wipes.

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Oct 11 2011 11:13PM
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Master_Debater
Posts: 1211 - Karma: 225
talc powder/baby powder. /thread
Oct 11 2011 11:14PM
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GILLSKI
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Oct 11 2011 11:15PM
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GILLSKI
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you need that sign for your asshole
Oct 11 2011 11:16PM
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Gorilla.Steeze
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Oct 11 2011 11:20PM
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MRoden
Posts: 753 - Karma: 211
Personally i do not have any cures but hopefully my friend Johnny Cash can help...



Oct 11 2011 11:24PM
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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,469
Get your butt peed in
Oct 11 2011 11:27PM
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northeast
Posts: 2119 - Karma: 254
owens and corning fiberglass insulation
Oct 11 2011 11:29PM
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TechnoPotamus
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time and non-spicy or acidic foods son
Oct 11 2011 11:30PM
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e.wait
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i lol'd.
Oct 12 2011 2:58PM
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steezeknees
Posts: 819 - Karma: 9
Just get some motherfucker to fingerbang it
Oct 12 2011 3:00PM
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crab_pretzel
Posts: 3919 - Karma: 622
pepper spray should do the trick
Oct 12 2011 3:08PM
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jibnut
Posts: 3038 - Karma: 304
pee in her butt
Oct 12 2011 3:16PM
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TOK
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so contextual. nice.
Oct 12 2011 3:18PM
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Milksteak
Posts: 9948 - Karma: 842
Have someone else pee in your butt.
Oct 12 2011 3:20PM
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Where-am-I
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Vaseline
Oct 12 2011 3:22PM
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SlimDunkin.
Posts: 2065 - Karma: 361
This worked wonders.
Oct 12 2011 7:31PM
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84891jnf92048
Posts: 11552 - Karma: 2,550
One time I was in the ski patrol shack, and all of the patrolers were talking about "fire-poo".

One of them came out of the bathroom and was like, "My anus feels like the rim of a volcano that just erupted."



It was awesome.
Oct 12 2011 7:50PM
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