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This is my Nightmare

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theline
Posts: 1507 - Karma: 92
and i'm praying its fake

Oct 11 2011 9:53PM
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REVIVALz
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Oct 11 2011 9:53PM
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AWALLRUS.
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WHAT IS THIS? INDONESIA!?
Oct 11 2011 9:54PM
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Blurst
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probably southern US
Oct 11 2011 9:54PM
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Peter.
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well now i will never use a public restroom again!
Oct 11 2011 9:54PM
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.AR6rider.
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Oct 11 2011 9:55PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
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that shit is fucked

something to lighten the mood:
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Oct 11 2011 9:56PM
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pat_in_the_hat
Posts: 3019 - Karma: 2,695
Eheath?
Oct 11 2011 10:22PM
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rareison
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Ahahaha win. inb4 eheath.
Oct 11 2011 10:24PM
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Zimmerman
Posts: 6992 - Karma: 1,021
hahhahahahaa
Oct 11 2011 10:26PM
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Jahrassicpark
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hahaha
Oct 11 2011 10:27PM
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kzrstf
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I would cry like a bitch
Oct 11 2011 10:27PM
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Mr.Turtle
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gold
Oct 11 2011 10:30PM
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Puzzled
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I think its real. You can spot two other spiders in the background, thats probably why the dude had his camera recording while poking around.
Oct 11 2011 10:38PM
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84891jnf92048
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I remember reading something as a kid that black recluses like to live in toilet bowls.

I live nowhere near where black recluses live, and yet I am terrified that one will someday crawl out and bite my asshole and leave a gaping sore.
Oct 11 2011 10:42PM
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coldcuts69
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dont hate, eheaths the man, but this comment is a win for sure
Oct 11 2011 10:46PM
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H8CH
Posts: 2709 - Karma: 218
brown recluses.... yeah-nasty fuckers.

I moved over to Texas from the UK for work, and literally pulled my bed apart at night before getting in to it... checking for spiders, snakes, aligators.... honey badgers....

Some fucked up shit lives in America and im not down with that.
Oct 11 2011 10:47PM
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theline
Posts: 1507 - Karma: 92
well thank you, now i am too
Oct 11 2011 11:29PM
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84891jnf92048
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sorry duder.
Oct 11 2011 11:30PM
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Zimmerman
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test
Oct 11 2011 11:32PM
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californiagrown
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the colder the climate, the safer you are haha.

Oct 12 2011 2:21AM
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geteducated
Posts: 6410 - Karma: 86
tonight....you..

Oct 12 2011 4:53AM
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Huck_Norris
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Not gonna lie, if that furry hand jumped on my foot I would have probably screamed like a bitch
Oct 12 2011 7:44AM
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BravoWhiskey5280
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God damnit. Now I have to take a shit.
Oct 12 2011 8:29AM
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Huck_Norris
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I just went and dropped some heat- but for the first time ever lifted the seat to check for ten-eyed hairy hands that want to bite my ballsack mercilessly. 

Oct 12 2011 11:30AM
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theline
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but don't you feel better now you checked? safety first kids.
Oct 12 2011 11:35AM
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Jonny7
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no i'm not watching that
Oct 12 2011 11:38AM
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I_Am_Mod
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BURN IT WITH FIRE !!!!
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but seriously, spiders are "good" bugs, they keep away all the nasty insects for us and i doubt they would actually attack a human without a cause ....
Oct 12 2011 11:48AM
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Huck_Norris
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I can't believe this gem hasn't found it's way in here yet

Oct 12 2011 1:24PM
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C-DAWGSTYLEZ
Posts: 832 - Karma: 171
Classic!
Oct 12 2011 3:01PM
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Benj.
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why did i watch that why did i watch that why did i watch that why did i watch that why did i watch that
Oct 12 2011 3:45PM
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Zimmerman
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this definitely deserves more than 0 quotes
Oct 12 2011 3:56PM
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k-fred
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holy geezus muthafucing bitch god damnit shit

I would literaly shit in my pants seeing that big ass spider O_O and run like a girl while screaming

Oct 12 2011 4:03PM
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theline
Posts: 1507 - Karma: 92
i was honestly impressed with how calmly the guy seemed to be just standing there filming.
i would have walked in, seen the other spiders, freaked the fuck out, and booked it.
i wouldn't have been like, "oh, i'll go grab my camera"
Oct 12 2011 4:05PM
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.Apex.
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Fuck that shit right there
Oct 12 2011 4:07PM
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k-fred
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all i was thinking while watching: its going to jump, its going to jump!

ITS GOING TO JUMP IN YOUR FACE!!!!!!!!!! RUNNNNNNNN

Oct 12 2011 4:09PM
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maxter-paxter
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id fuckin whip out my BB gun and pop that mothafucka then flush that shit down the toilet!!!
Oct 12 2011 6:05PM
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come_at_me_bro
Posts: 494 - Karma: 19
FUCK YOU OP
Oct 12 2011 6:27PM
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