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Adderall for driving exam

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DJ_Pauly_D
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Whats up Ns, this friday is my driving exam... i really dont wanna fail it cuz i already have a car and im fed up of seeing in the driveway and i cant drive it... I was thinking of popping an adderall before the exam (buying some from a friend) for some extra concentration.. and yes i do suck at driving (srs)

what do u guys think?
Oct 11 2011 9:31AM
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1337
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you should get your license if you deserve it, not because you want it. If you suck, then you need more practice, not adderall.
Oct 11 2011 9:31AM
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michelle
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Bad idea. Go practice instead
Oct 11 2011 9:31AM
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bermbuster49
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get learned on how to drive
Oct 11 2011 9:32AM
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soulskier
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what is so difficult about passing a driving exam? science has shown that a trunk monkey can pass the average US driver's test, A TRUNK MONKEY
Oct 11 2011 9:35AM
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soulskier
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i see youre from canada, but i doubt your standards are much higher
Oct 11 2011 9:36AM
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DJ_Pauly_D
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in quebec its pretty hard since the laws changed... and i know i need more practice but i dont have time...
Oct 11 2011 9:39AM
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I_Am_Mod
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when doing your exam, close your right eye, let your head hang down and make snoring sounds while crossing a busy intersection, examiners love that shit !!


Oct 11 2011 9:40AM
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tommyp1ckles
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yea this

adderall helps you be very concentrated but if you cant drive its not going to let you do something you don't know how to

my advice... ask people who recently did their test to see which dmv's have the easiest testers, also usually dmv's in busy city areas as more difficult to pass

finally just take your time and make sure you shoulder check a lot more than you actually would in real life.
Oct 11 2011 9:45AM
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TechnoPotamus
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you're not going to want to hear this but would you read what you're saying please?


"i need more practice but i don't have time"


stop trying to find the easy way out, if you suck at driving you are effectively a danger to yourself and others on the road dude....it's not some silly game that should just cater to you because you want to stay out late without having mommy pick you up. make time to practice, and pass the test on your own. earn it.



/talking like an adult
Oct 11 2011 9:53AM
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Funnel
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You'll pass. If you're nervous you won't. You have nothing to lose when taking this test. If you fail then you just take it again and you'll know what to expect. Adderall won't make you a better driver though.
Oct 11 2011 10:05AM
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Petey.
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Agreed. Learning to drive is not something you should try and "cheat" on
Oct 11 2011 10:11AM
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no_steeze
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my driving test was the easiest thing ever. if you fail you suck. seriously the only people i know who failed were the people who were so nervous that as soon as they made one mistake they got so flustered that they fucked everything up from then on
Oct 11 2011 10:26AM
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MADDECENT
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaha
Oct 11 2011 10:35AM
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coldcuts69
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i agree 100 percent
Oct 11 2011 10:38AM
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Davy.Crockett
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my advice would be to get super duper drunk beforehand.
Oct 11 2011 10:38AM
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no_steeze
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play a lot of gta also. if you can drive drunk in gta without letting go of the accelerator then you can drive sober in real life
Oct 11 2011 11:03AM
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deleted5
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i take adderall and i dont understand how that will help you to pass
Oct 11 2011 11:05AM
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steezeknees
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It has happened to all of us...

Oct 11 2011 11:09AM
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theabortionator
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Learn how to drive
NOOB




You're probably gonna crash into a telephone pole and run home crying mid test.



BTW I called you're house and told your mom about your drug habbit
Oct 11 2011 11:11AM
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theabortionator
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habit.


You won't be driving any time soon
Oct 11 2011 11:12AM
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no_steeze
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i'm hard before the idea of road head is even mentioned. i fucking love it.
Oct 11 2011 11:20AM
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chicken
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No
Oct 11 2011 11:23AM
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CassiusClay
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Don't let the secret out, everyone will know how to pass driving exams. Also, spend a lot of time playing grand theft auto beforehand, you'll learn how to run people over driving on the side walk and how to properly re-obtain money from the hooker you just had sex with.
Oct 11 2011 12:06PM
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J.M
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This. Are you serious? Driving is so easy. The who thing is a joke and it's just common sense.
Oct 11 2011 12:31PM
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J.M
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This. Are you serious? Driving is so easy. The who thing is a joke and it's just common sense.
Oct 11 2011 12:38PM
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Pisces
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FUCK YOU. Kids like you are the reason why there are so many kids in high school nowadays totaling their cars and hurting/killing people. I don't want you on the road if you are so bad you want to pop an adderall to try to pass it. Reschedule your test and learn how to drive before you get on the road by yourself.
Oct 11 2011 12:41PM
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LS.
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i dont know how driving is difficult like jesus, its all common sense the only thing you have to know are the ft distances for driving at night on the head lamps.
Oct 11 2011 12:43PM
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ChrisSkisChronic
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Quite possibly one of the stupidest ideas I've ever heard. Just no. If you already know you are a shitty driver then you shouldnt be trying to cheat your way into getting a g2.

Oct 11 2011 12:51PM
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MFM
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hahahahahahahah shit's retarded
If you can't pass a driving test you fail at life, i palmed like half the turns on both mine and drove in a bike lane forever to pass people on the right, it's more about your hazard identification and convincing the driver you're not going to a danger to public safety than it is about doing every single shoulder check and shit perfectly, at least in BC
Oct 11 2011 1:09PM
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introvert
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lol.....adderall for a driving exam...



That's a bit overboard
Oct 11 2011 1:12PM
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Blurst
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They probably are not. Going through the Ontario driving license system is the most inconvenient shitty waste of time ever.
Oct 11 2011 1:14PM
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RICK_ROSS
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Lol, wut? It's driving, possibly the easiest test to pass ever. Just don't hit any people and you'll be fine
Oct 11 2011 1:15PM
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vincepru
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dont quote me on this, but im pretty sure canadian drivers tests are pretty tough, or so vie heard.
Oct 11 2011 1:18PM
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BrewskiJr
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this is really funny. Its easy as shit to ace your drivers test. I got 100's on both the written and driving parts.
Oct 11 2011 1:18PM
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Blurst
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only if you are mentally incapable of making basic driving decisions.
Oct 11 2011 1:20PM
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vincepru
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true, i don't think i have studied once for any driving exam i have ever taken. its all common sense. just answer everything with this thought process.

1) what is the safest decision to make?
2) does it obey the law?
3) would i do this if there was a cop around?
Oct 11 2011 1:24PM
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Blurst
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Exactly, even the Canadian road tests are a joke.
Oct 11 2011 1:26PM
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GayWolf420
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Driving is a privilege. I'd say you need more practice if you want to get it because you're sick if seeing your car in the driveway.
Oct 11 2011 1:27PM
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MFM
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i'd say he needs moar meth, hell, just sell your car buy lots of adderall and run everywhere really fast.
Oct 11 2011 1:42PM
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Download-My-Apps
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if you've never taken it before then no, you'll feel high. But it will increase your focus and alertness. But it won't make you a better driver with the exception of have a faster reaction time, but you won't be in that intense of a situation I'm assuming. If you don't have ADHD or ADD there really is no point.
Oct 11 2011 2:04PM
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hokkanee
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Kids these days...
Oct 11 2011 2:04PM
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skiblandford
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IMO. you shouldn't need to take adderall to drive. I was nervous to on my driving exam but truth is, its the easiest thing in the world. Just drive slow and be especially aware of your surroundings. Check your lights and always adjust your seat/mirrors even if they are perfect as it (tester likes to see that you know what your doing). You've practived you are ready, and if you need to buy adderall for your driving exam bro then your shouldnt be driving.
Oct 11 2011 4:13PM
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StreetsOfRage
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yup happened to me.
Oct 11 2011 4:19PM
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chicken
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passing a driving exam in canada is so god damn easy. It took me two road exams to get my license. One I passed with no marks off, the second one i lost 5 out of like 90 or something and it was for putting my car in neutral at a light.

Just drive like you normally would, except with two hands on the wheel and below the speed limit.

It's probably normal to be nervous about the test, but if you can drive, you will be fine about a minute into the test.
Oct 11 2011 5:12PM
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Deluge
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this.
Oct 11 2011 5:15PM
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hallamt
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I had to drive like I normally wouldn't, better to pick up habits after you get your full license
Oct 11 2011 5:17PM
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Shark.
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it's fucks like you who cause fucking accidents you fucking fuck. go fuck yourself and learn how to fucking drive. fucking fuck.

if you do take adderall, i hope you have a super weak system and overdose instead.


lolz
Oct 11 2011 5:25PM
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Download-My-Apps
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just adding my two cents, I take ritalin (fast released adderall) for driving over long periods of time. I have ADHD, and I don't want to risk my own life or others when I'm driving. I did my test without it, I was fine. I think that most people have many misconceptions about it, its not a magic pill that will automatically make you a better student or driver. For me it tunes out other distractions, someone who chews annoyingly or clicks their pencil in class (pisses me off soooooo much!) But I'm assuming you can focus enough to pass the test, its really not that hard :) If not, I suggest you get a learning disability assessment.
Oct 11 2011 5:44PM
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Dirtyyy
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Just save the palming for after the exam k? exaggerate your movements when looking over your shoulder. Both hands on the wheel at all times.
Oct 11 2011 5:54PM
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RubberSoul
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not to be a dick but are you serious? it's a fucking driving test, it's a complete sham. if you can't pass that test (and i dont see how adderal would help, at all) then im fucking glad youre not on the road. driving's dangerous enough already without more idiots who can't control their car on the road

go get one of your parents or a (much) older friend and practice til your test. it's not hard
Oct 11 2011 6:48PM
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