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Terpskerp
Posts: 82 - Karma: 115
if you were deserted on a island what are the 3 items you would choose to have?
Sep 29 2011 3:19PM
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PASKIINGSUCKS
Posts: 9097 - Karma: 777
A net, line, and hook. I could fish forever......can we go now??
Sep 29 2011 3:20PM
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Mister.F
Posts: 1206 - Karma: 169
money
Sep 29 2011 3:24PM
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SkiThe603
Posts: 5376 - Karma: 498
A Knife, a Tent, and a lighter.
Sep 29 2011 3:26PM
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Ski_the_east01
Posts: 5203 - Karma: 2,304
1. dog
2. girlfriend
3. rum
Sep 29 2011 3:26PM
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3-6-steeze
Posts: 1135 - Karma: 146
Boat, Hot girl, trampoline
Sep 29 2011 3:26PM
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Skittle.
Posts: 2537 - Karma: 718
a boat, a boat load of gas, and a map
Sep 29 2011 3:28PM
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chicken
Posts: 6843 - Karma: 2,122
beer, fishing rod, surfboard
Sep 29 2011 3:28PM
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PASKIINGSUCKS
Posts: 9097 - Karma: 777
+10 points for the proper use of the term boat load. Well done sir
Sep 29 2011 3:32PM
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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
i lost.


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Sep 29 2011 3:32PM
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steezeknees
Posts: 819 - Karma: 9

10 pounds of Marijuana, rolling papers, lighter

Sep 29 2011 3:34PM
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Terpskerp
Posts: 82 - Karma: 115
only 10?

Sep 29 2011 3:35PM
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thebeesknees
Posts: 3660 - Karma: 160
you clearly didn't think this through...

1.) Blaze up

2.) Acquire muchies

3.) Die of starvation

have fun!
Sep 29 2011 3:36PM
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Toasty.
Posts: 6195 - Karma: 2,278
ns thug answer......^

fleshlight, rope, cards
Sep 29 2011 3:36PM
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steezeknees
Posts: 819 - Karma: 9
No i would be the first man ever to O.D. on pot. thats the goal.
Sep 29 2011 3:37PM
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PASKIINGSUCKS
Posts: 9097 - Karma: 777
not true, he could eat the weed and fly off the island.
Sep 29 2011 3:37PM
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thebeesknees
Posts: 3660 - Karma: 160
now that's the way i wana go out.
Sep 29 2011 3:37PM
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GBS
Posts: 1386 - Karma: 33
Knife, super hot chick and the kind of thing that Bear Grylls uses to get a fire (the thing he rubs against his knife you know)...
Sep 29 2011 3:44PM
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colleenator
Posts: 885 - Karma: 60
helicopter, channing tatum, and the workers with supplies from extreme makeover: home edition
Sep 29 2011 3:48PM
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Algebra
Posts: 5215 - Karma: 1,677
Boat, tons of hot chicks, loads of danimals
Sep 29 2011 3:48PM
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introvert
Posts: 4718 - Karma: 1,482
Helicopter, satellite phone, and a case of ramen.




But realistically,

A knife, Rope, and flint bar
Sep 29 2011 3:52PM
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StreetsOfRage
Posts: 1180 - Karma: 4
10000 pounds of Weed, rolling paper, 10 million pounds of munchies food.


Sep 29 2011 3:52PM
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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
hot chick
birth control pills
frank's hot sauce
Sep 29 2011 3:53PM
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introvert
Posts: 4718 - Karma: 1,482
Dang, only 1 paper?


Plan on rolling out of leaves?
Sep 29 2011 3:55PM
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PASKIINGSUCKS
Posts: 9097 - Karma: 777
I'm amazed that you're smart enough to know to bring flint, yet dumb enough to not know what flint is.

Sep 29 2011 4:03PM
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StreetsOfRage
Posts: 1180 - Karma: 4
*rolling papers if all else fails, ill roll outa my 10 million pounds of food.
Sep 29 2011 4:08PM
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Ski_ThEast
Posts: 1676 - Karma: 272
and no way to light?
Sep 29 2011 4:12PM
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introvert
Posts: 4718 - Karma: 1,482
zing!
Sep 29 2011 4:19PM
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Blindsurfer
Posts: 2252 - Karma: 2,785
sexy woman, a billion liters of blue gatorade, and a solar powered giant fridge. im set.
Sep 29 2011 4:22PM
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Billek
Posts: 5665 - Karma: 98
Survival Knife (Has matches, flint, slingshot, fishline w/hook among other shit)
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Gerber Axe w/ saw in handle
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Stainless Steel Messkit
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Sep 29 2011 4:39PM
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PASKIINGSUCKS
Posts: 9097 - Karma: 777
no cheating sir, that is certainly more than three items. Hell I could throw everything from my house in a big fuckin bag and then say I'm just bringing one bag......but I'd be cheating and so are you sir.

What the hell do you need an axe AND saw for anyway???
Sep 29 2011 4:46PM
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RubberSoul
Posts: 11249 - Karma: 14,642
you know those guitars that are like... double guitars? one of those, but it's also a gun

way too much grass

hottiiiies
Sep 29 2011 4:50PM
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REVIVALz
Posts: 106 - Karma: 25

a sword

ugly fat girl

and a geniue in a bottle

i plan on hunting that bitch down predator style

Sep 29 2011 5:31PM
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SterlingArcher
Posts: 2200 - Karma: 2,456

lawnchairs, hot chicks, and 40s.

kinda sounds like a corona commercial minus that mexican piss beer

Sep 29 2011 5:37PM
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Laurent.
Posts: 10054 - Karma: 25,277
If I can never leave:

1. Ray Mears. (He wil built a 4 story mansion in 24 days with a knife he carved with his teeth. And he can make gourmet meals out of nothing.)

2. Really hot girl. (Picture below for emphasis.)

3. Another really hot girl. (Again picture below for emphasis.)


*Wallpaper size off course*
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Sep 29 2011 5:48PM
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.Blake.
Posts: 1911 - Karma: 38
Good call on the franks bro.

Hot chick
Roofies
Gun

The roofies and gun are backup plans. Just because we are the only 2 people doesn't mean she will succumb to my seductive ways.
Sep 29 2011 5:50PM
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Billek
Posts: 5665 - Karma: 98
You can't throw a saw for fun!

I figured this would be cheating, but I decided to take it as far as I could with nifty survival items.
Sep 29 2011 5:51PM
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I_Am_Mod
Posts: 13214 - Karma: 3,753
a big ass knife
fire steel
fishing gear (if you consider this more than one item, just a line with hooks will do as well ...)
Sep 29 2011 5:53PM
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MACandSTE3ZE
Posts: 140 - Karma: 42
I believe this goes in the thread about making a person at the checkout counter question what your doing.
Sep 29 2011 5:54PM
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T.L.
Posts: 4729 - Karma: 3,008
I only need 1 item.... 

A magic lamp with a genie inside.
Sep 29 2011 6:05PM
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Mister.F
Posts: 1206 - Karma: 169
i changed my mind. I want a genie with unlimited wishes to grant me/claim
Sep 29 2011 6:07PM
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ski_ENDUB
Posts: 2535 - Karma: 86
does this island have a bitchin right point break cause if so then I'd bring a power yacht, my SD3, and the internet.
Sep 29 2011 6:08PM
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ORDEAL
Posts: 6386 - Karma: 75
well played... very well played
Sep 29 2011 6:24PM
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soulskier
Posts: 17805 - Karma: 3,821
1. infinite food 2. infinite booze 3. infinite women
Sep 29 2011 7:53PM
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Fucktown
Posts: 474 - Karma: 22

Your mom

Your grandma

Your sister

Sep 29 2011 7:57PM
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SkiThe603
Posts: 5376 - Karma: 498
no lighter, thats dumb of you
Sep 29 2011 7:58PM
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jfxphoto
Posts: 2038 - Karma: 2,346
1. Michael Phelps
2. Stick
3 Golden Medal hanging from the stick
Sep 29 2011 8:03PM
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Deluge
Posts: 4398 - Karma: 767
sailboat
ton of weed
girls
Sep 29 2011 8:13PM
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.spaghetticat.
Posts: 4283 - Karma: 890
HAHA
Sep 29 2011 8:14PM
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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
gave that bitch some roofies. bitches love roofies.
Sep 29 2011 8:15PM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,270
my girlfriend
a loaded gun
a satellite phone
Sep 29 2011 8:21PM
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