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Question: What hurts so good?

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stompdat

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Alright newschoolers. I got a question for ya: What hurts so good?

At first I thought not many things could 'hurt so good', but after 1 minute of thinking i've came up with:

-Popping that pimple.

-Getting a sliver out.

-first shot of the night.

aaaaand go.

Sep 27 2011 11:19PM

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zues

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i was going to say this except with gasoline or something but sandpaper is good lol

Sep 28 2011 2:15PM

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Gypsy_Skier

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oh! on est pas au quebec la! vag-slap is what u want

Sep 28 2011 2:28PM

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boozer

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takin a giant huge dump

Sep 28 2011 2:38PM

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2_fadez

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whe you hit a bongand it burns your throat and you cough like a motherfucker

Sep 28 2011 2:47PM

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DsMoK3

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this, except i broke my hand skating and didnt realize for a couple days

Sep 28 2011 3:09PM

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seward

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roshambo'ing for the last ice cream sandwhich.

dick hurts, but i gotz some icecreamz

Sep 28 2011 4:33PM

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ContaminatedBeef

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You must be a very vigorous ball-scratcher. I don't think I've ever had a painful ball scratching session

Sep 28 2011 4:37PM

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Montana_Hoodrat

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https://www.newschoolers.com/watch/353579.0/Summer_rail_fail?c=13

Sep 28 2011 10:57PM

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PaintedHearts

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Yes! Also horseback riding bareback...legs can be so sore...but you know you got a good workout.

Sep 28 2011 11:04PM

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ironic

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Lacrosse practice or getting a multi-colored bruise (almost rainbow status.)

Sep 28 2011 11:07PM

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qft

Sep 28 2011 11:19PM

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caliskigirl

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Yes! Love a good bareback ride (yeah yeah, I already know how that sounds)
You ever go jumping bareback? That'll give you a good burn :)

Sep 28 2011 11:27PM

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TACO-DOG.exe

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drums hurt like a bitch....

Sep 28 2011 11:35PM

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k-fred

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lol how can u get vag-slap? she must have a 6' clit and thats kind of dirty

Sep 28 2011 11:36PM

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[evan]

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Icing an injury

And I had something else but now i cant remember.

Sep 29 2011 12:03AM

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Flying~Squirrel

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taking off ski boots

Sep 29 2011 1:42AM

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shocker611

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popping anything back into place, usually its a shoulder, but yesterday it was a nose, and it actually does feel pretty damn good for a second after

Sep 29 2011 1:54AM

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shane.t

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Landing a trick with huge fuckin shin bang

Oct 2 2011 1:35AM

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ContaminatedBeef

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Can't believe I forgot about these!

Oct 4 2011 11:23PM

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easy.steezy

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holy shiiiiiit, most painful 12 miles of my life!

Oct 5 2011 12:04AM

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Raz.

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details. now. Mines in 2.5 weeks.

Oct 5 2011 12:16AM

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easy.steezy

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stack up on electrolytes. now. i drank 2 bottles of coconut water everyday a week before it, but gatorade and poweraide are good sources, too, just have more sugar. i hope you're a runner, or at least used to endurance and pain. it's a rewarding feeling to finish, but holy fuck, it's long.

Oct 5 2011 12:20AM

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easy.steezy

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also, STAY LIMBER. unless you're the first wave of runners, you're probably gonna be waiting at some of the obstacles, and some of the waits are up to half an hour. during that time, your muscles will tighten up, so just stretch, a lot.

Oct 5 2011 12:23AM

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