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I just wanna know...

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elk.
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How many times the Armada Team has hot boxed their snowcat

Sep 26 2011 7:05PM
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Blurst
Posts: 13577 - Karma: 10,168
On a scale of unicorn to dragon.... blue whale
Sep 26 2011 7:17PM
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BlakeG
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the answer is 2
Sep 26 2011 7:18PM
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elk.
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I find this hard to believe

Sep 26 2011 7:20PM
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GreenStezz
Posts: 3570 - Karma: 720
Purple!!.............
Sep 26 2011 7:20PM
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Panda_with_Guns
Posts: 3040 - Karma: 1,620
im gonna have to go with b squared
Sep 26 2011 7:23PM
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Chubz.
Posts: 13918 - Karma: 25,656
TO GET THE ANSWER YOU NEED TO OPEN THE DOOR AND WATCH EVERYBODY DO THE DINOSAUR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sep 26 2011 7:25PM
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gabe.
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dude no its b cubed
Sep 26 2011 7:28PM
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B-runge
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a^2 + b^2 = c^2
Sep 26 2011 7:29PM
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technique.
Posts: 1538 - Karma: 308
i lol'd a little
Sep 26 2011 7:32PM
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elk.
Posts: 1597 - Karma: 117
Really? NOBODY has wants to take a serious guess at this?
Sep 26 2011 7:34PM
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CRiP
Posts: 1323 - Karma: 482
take the height of the average midget in centimeters. multiply by 4 and add rosie o'donnels weight.
that is your answer
Sep 26 2011 7:37PM
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Jibaholics
Posts: 227 - Karma: 56
You may find your answer on lemon party, i guess...
Sep 26 2011 7:38PM
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jibpig
Posts: 124 - Karma: 22
okay i take a seroius guess
A=372+657D*869$= Not enough weed in world to finish answer, the problem remains unsolved...
Sep 26 2011 7:39PM
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itseasymkay
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Sep 26 2011 8:07PM
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chuck_testa
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its hidden on their website
Sep 26 2011 8:10PM
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dunkaroos
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Sep 26 2011 8:16PM
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paulmay
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yup, if you look really hard you can find it, it took me about 15 minutes.

its incredible how much i went up in the last year.
Sep 26 2011 8:20PM
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yuck
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the answer can be derived by following a simple set of mathematically sound steps

find the number of athletes on armadas team
find the volume of space inside the teams snowcat (cubic feet)
multiply the volume by the amount of weed tanner hall has smoked in his life, in ounces
multiply that new value by the number of team mates
divide the answer by the number of reasons they have to NOT smoke weed
you have divided by zero, congratulations. enter portal into 4th dimension
in new dimension you should meet a giant lion. no, it isnt Aslan
this lion, tanners spirit guide, will show you to a field.
count the number of weed plants there and divide by the number of black people (only 1, cali p)
you should then refer to the spirit lion, who will tell you how many times they have hotboxed the snowcat

be warned: the answer to this problem is not depicted in our real set of numbers. but the lion will explain all that to you once you meet him.

divide your newfound value by your favorite color
multiply your new value by the number of times tanner has fucked up his legs

convert whateverthefuck you have at this point back to real numbers. cali p and the lion can help you out on this one again.

go back to the dimension we live in. tell me what you get, we can compare answers.
Sep 26 2011 9:35PM
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LAME.
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Torin Yater-Wallace?
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Sep 26 2011 9:44PM
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Jibbin_Ur_Face
Posts: 2536 - Karma: 763
Genious!
Sep 26 2011 9:51PM
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That_One_Dude
Posts: 1050 - Karma: 760
Hahahahaha
Sep 26 2011 9:54PM
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ryano
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hahaha. this made me laugh so much for some reason.

quality post.
Sep 26 2011 9:56PM
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yeahno
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HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
Sep 26 2011 10:01PM
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icyburr
Posts: 455 - Karma: 1,576
Yuck's theory of advanced quantum rasta relativity? This equation may very well be the answer to the big bang (the amount of dynamite in tanner halls boots at the time of the explosion).
Sep 26 2011 10:10PM
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JaayLaay
Posts: 939 - Karma: 89
i died
Sep 26 2011 10:27PM
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egg.
Posts: 3231 - Karma: 3,477
fuck yes! i love you
Sep 26 2011 10:39PM
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yuck
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fuck yeah i trademarked that shit.
Sep 26 2011 10:42PM
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UFOsarereal
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not with cloth seats they don't
Sep 26 2011 10:52PM
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penguiin
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hahahaha brilliant, to bad this is to long to put in my sig....
Sep 26 2011 11:05PM
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prophet
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win
Sep 26 2011 11:13PM
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array.
Posts: 2439 - Karma: 202
... 1st page claim and the answer is ARmillion times
Sep 26 2011 11:16PM
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Blurst
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best NS post of all time. I have never seen anything like this before.
Sep 26 2011 11:24PM
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I_liketobutter
Posts: 2664 - Karma: 997
hahaha

the real question is how much weed does this guy smoke
Sep 26 2011 11:28PM
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Blurst
Posts: 13577 - Karma: 10,168
I can make a %100 gurantee that he was stoned for that post.

Can you lay truth to my claim scott?
Sep 26 2011 11:29PM
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Black.Bird
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Hahah quality
Sep 26 2011 11:40PM
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Rockhound
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the derivitive between the curve of 420 and high as fuck
Sep 26 2011 11:40PM
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yuck
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.. uh
Sep 26 2011 11:48PM
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elk.
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Im am glad to come back from a night of adventure to report your theory is wrong, and it was a dick move. ass

Sep 27 2011 12:36AM
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The_Beekeeper
Posts: 843 - Karma: 302
I lost.
Sep 27 2011 5:25PM
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Supergyro
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Wow. The creative juices are flowing.
Sep 27 2011 7:54PM
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