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Who wants to faint?

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nneth_time
Posts: 386 - Karma: 32
http://chuckpalahniuk.net/features/shorts/guts

Hold breath, read... That's about it.
Sep 23 2011 3:40AM
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Big_Spence
Posts: 16177 - Karma: 4,352
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Sep 23 2011 3:42AM
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Christian[MN]
Posts: 759 - Karma: 363
A friend of mine, when he was thirteen years old he heard about "pegging." This is when a guy gets banged up the butt with a dildo.




Thats all i read
Sep 23 2011 3:46AM
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Mr_Orange
Posts: 1024 - Karma: 154
dude wa the fuck
Sep 23 2011 3:54AM
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Skibumsmith
Posts: 5414 - Karma: 11,613
that was way too disturbing. i had to quit when i got to the candle wax.
Sep 23 2011 4:05AM
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icyburr
Posts: 455 - Karma: 1,576
happened to me last week
Sep 23 2011 4:18AM
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DidrikSterud
Posts: 225 - Karma: 52
dude, thats very very very very very very fucked up. How the hell do you want to find this kind of stuff. I literally puked. I had to leave class. Fuck you
Sep 23 2011 4:21AM
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nneth_time
Posts: 386 - Karma: 32
Did you really?
Sep 23 2011 5:01AM
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steezeeepolizeee
Posts: 8756 - Karma: 796
shits pretty fucked
Sep 23 2011 6:22AM
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DidrikSterud
Posts: 225 - Karma: 52
yes, and it sucked
Sep 23 2011 7:12AM
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Gameboy
Posts: 2657 - Karma: 126
I never thought words could affect me that much, I was reading it in class and was sweating like hell. Didn't make it to the end, way too gross.
Sep 23 2011 11:32AM
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General_Ripper
Posts: 3327 - Karma: 189
for how fucked up that was it was written pretty well
Sep 23 2011 11:50AM
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General_Ripper
Posts: 3327 - Karma: 189
for how fucked up that was it was written pretty well
Sep 23 2011 11:50AM
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gregorio
Posts: 2372 - Karma: 151
I got right up to when he started writing about ripping his colon off. That is just too far.
Sep 23 2011 12:15PM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,271
that was well written but the wax part was nasty. i'm petrified of anything ever going up my penis hole especially after someone sent me a link to some fucked ass website like meat spin where some guy shoved batteries up there
Sep 23 2011 12:23PM
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come_at_me_bro
Posts: 494 - Karma: 19
FUUUUUU. but seriously how the hell did you find this.....
Sep 23 2011 12:23PM
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AWALLRUS.
Posts: 5762 - Karma: 223
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Sep 23 2011 12:31PM
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Mister.F
Posts: 1206 - Karma: 169
TL,DR
Sep 23 2011 12:33PM
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Skavengers303
Posts: 964 - Karma: 192
haha i just finished reading that book. this story isn't even the most fucked up one in my opinion
Sep 23 2011 2:07PM
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Skavengers303
Posts: 964 - Karma: 192

When he goes on book tours, i guess he always reads this story. he says that is someone in the audience always throws up, and a couple people always faint.

Sep 23 2011 2:09PM
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nneth_time
Posts: 386 - Karma: 32
It gets much worse...
Sep 23 2011 7:00PM
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icyburr
Posts: 455 - Karma: 1,576
IDK how you could throw up over this. Like sure is a bit graphic, but its THAT bad.
Sep 23 2011 7:18PM
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Childstar.
Posts: 1947 - Karma: 2,212
Just read the whole thing... what the fuck!?!?!?!
Sep 23 2011 7:33PM
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Sno.
Posts: 12155 - Karma: 6,147
are you serious? I went from laughing at this:

Like he's going home to stick a carrot cake up his butt.

to gagging, and I feel like I might have even cried if it hadn't been for the part at the end that took me back to reality. I wont spoil.

Sep 23 2011 7:39PM
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AWALLRUS.
Posts: 5762 - Karma: 223
NOT A FAN OF THE NAME CHANGE MRS. JABRONI.
Sep 23 2011 7:43PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
Posts: 11986 - Karma: 12,240
So I can get linked to the most fucked up story I've ever seen on here, but there can't be a silly thread about lady parts?
Sep 23 2011 7:44PM
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Iget
Posts: 485 - Karma: 46
I found it really hard to fap to this
Sep 23 2011 7:45PM
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icyburr
Posts: 455 - Karma: 1,576
yea. Like babies having their heads cut off, then hallowed and used as chemical beakers or having to impregnate your sister then hand abort her would make for pre gruesome stories, but this isn't that bad.
Sep 23 2011 9:05PM
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Childstar.
Posts: 1947 - Karma: 2,212
neither am i...
Sep 23 2011 9:08PM
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Asterisk
Posts: 954 - Karma: 199
Wasn't even that bad. Barely even nasty. I suppose I'm desensitized.
Sep 23 2011 9:14PM
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Davy.Crockett
Posts: 5373 - Karma: 323
why the fuck would you post this
Sep 23 2011 9:42PM
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*simba*
Posts: 9125 - Karma: 511
Chuck Palahniuk is a fucking genius. All of his books are incredible, and if you haven't read an of them yet, I really recommend you do. Pygmy, Invisible Monsters, and Airplane are my favorites.
Sep 23 2011 9:44PM
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DIX~
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Sep 23 2011 9:47PM
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JaayLaay
Posts: 939 - Karma: 89
threads
Sep 23 2011 9:56PM
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esotericjive
Posts: 1889 - Karma: 1,445
but... fuckin'..... *barfs*... thats just.... Fuck.
Sep 23 2011 10:02PM
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Raz.
Posts: 7456 - Karma: 1,611
pfft. its not that bad. man up.




(nohomothough)
Sep 23 2011 10:03PM
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Mr.Panda
Posts: 17711 - Karma: 564
Do you enjoy taking a shit? Most men do.
Sep 23 2011 10:04PM
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1337
Posts: 31039 - Karma: 29,013
http://z0r.de/2
Sep 23 2011 10:11PM
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tds103
Posts: 679 - Karma: 74
hehe
Sep 23 2011 10:15PM
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Dwarftosser1
Posts: 2602 - Karma: 951
grosssss
Sep 23 2011 11:11PM
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Zimmerman
Posts: 6992 - Karma: 1,021
what the hell.
Sep 23 2011 11:36PM
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POWDER.RANGER
Posts: 1698 - Karma: -24
da fuck??

i dont even...





fuck.
Sep 23 2011 11:45PM
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Broken_Rides
Posts: 334 - Karma: 224
Here's a better idea, press against the 2 arteries on your neck with your index finger and thumb.
Sep 24 2011 12:40AM
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Skavengers303
Posts: 964 - Karma: 192
hell yeah, i love his work. my favorites are probably survivoir, rant, lulluby, and of course, fight club. acually throw choke into that list
Sep 24 2011 7:32PM
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ContaminatedBeef
Posts: 536 - Karma: 66
What happened to the carrot?
Sep 24 2011 7:47PM
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613.
Posts: 827 - Karma: 164
His mom prepared it for supper.
Sep 24 2011 8:00PM
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ContaminatedBeef
Posts: 536 - Karma: 66
mmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Sep 24 2011 8:04PM
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.AR6rider.
Posts: 15976 - Karma: 8,799
Hahahaha that was fucking awesome. Holy shit.
Sep 24 2011 8:11PM
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snocompton
Posts: 2014 - Karma: 267
this is nothing compared to 120 days of sodomy.  by far the most grapihic book ever written in world history. 
Sep 24 2011 9:07PM
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Dustin.
Posts: 13839 - Karma: 7,704
I'm a Palahniuk book whore.
Sep 24 2011 9:25PM
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POHTAYDO
Posts: 358 - Karma: 91
What... the... FUCK?
Sep 24 2011 10:59PM
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