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Vodka and applesauce.

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the_moderaper
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I hate drinking because everything tastes so bad, yet I'm guessing that if I actually knew good things to mix, it probabaly wouldn't be so bad. Good, easy to make things to mix with vodka or rum. Go.

Vodka and cinnamon applesauce is amazing as of 15 minutes ago.
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DIX~
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PBRs.
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bustinthejus
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I don't know, quit being a bitch?
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802Valley
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it doesnt matter wat the stuff 's mixed with when yur drunk
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PattyC
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you dont drink for taste mayne. grow a penis

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TACO-DOG.exe
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ski-gabber?
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Billek
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Yeah, quit being a giant bitch.  Applesauce and vodka?  I heard that it gives you your period.
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the_moderaper
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The reason I smoke instead of drink is because smoking is fun, I have to tolerate the taste of shitty alcohol as I drink. Once I'm drunk it doesn't matter, getting there is a drag.
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thelizards
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Bloc_chain
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sounds like you are just a bitch...
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snowdon
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Everclear and anything.
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TACO-DOG.exe
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Everclear and Everclear
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NickSki.
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I chase my everclear mixed with everclear with everclear
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RICK_ROSS
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i chase my everclear with gasoline
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Sno.
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just get that malibu rum punch they sell now-- it tastes like kool-aid.

Also, you should just mix champagne with any sort of carbonated juice beverage (like koala).

Screwdrivers are easy to take down-- Vodka crans--Or look up how to make bellinis.

or just put vodka in a cup, add a pair of balls, and drink it.

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Abc567def
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They dropped it to 4.9%. Bitches beein hipster
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Skittle.
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snowdon
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So 151 for you it is, then.
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Chompo.
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GUMMY BEARS
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ryantheconnolly
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protip: the only bad taste is the aftertaste. if you never stop drinking, you never feel the burn
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nkmo.
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Root Beer and Various Mtn Dews are the only things I mix with vodka anymore. Trust me, Ive had a solid 10 years drinking shitty vodka.

Fuck spending money to get drunk. This stuff, all day, err day..
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Or just don't be a pussy.

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thebeesknees
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gah no fuck 151 hah
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colleenator
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^^^ just went to a party where this guy was taking straight shots with anyone that wanted to. he was drinking that, it was hilarious. anyways strawberry vodka and sunny d original not the tangy kind. yummmmmmm
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Morgen.
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gatorade, redbull, or just chase it with coke real fast. i hate the taste of vodka too so dont worry im on your team.
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snowdon
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But in all seriousness, Burnett's Raspberry vodka is super cheap and is actually pretty tasty. Sugary and sweet, but very drinkable with lemonade/etc. I like sweet tea vodka (Seagram's is good) with lemonade and/or iced tea, too. So that's another option.
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snowdon
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Oh and I meant to say too that I was serious about the everclear. It really does mix well with pretty much anything. Just don't be a retard with it and drink a whole bottle yourself in a cab headed to the After Dark premiere on an empty stomach. That is, apparently, a good way to get arrested. Uhhnnn.
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Prepreip
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Captain/Coke, Goose/Cran, Jagermeister...  /Thread
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steeze-free_lee
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truth but replace the goose with something else that isn't retardedly overpriced.
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bustinthejus
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Alright for a more serious answer, all the girls seem to be drinking shit like strawberry vodka and palm bays, so maybe you should stick to that... And if you really want a mixed drink, rebull and vodka is pretty good, especially if you mix way more redbull than vodka, and fanta and vodka are pretty good as well... Or just chase your shots with coke, or better yet, a beer. And if not, fuck you shouldn't be allowed to drink.
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dirtyshithawks
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Drink vodka and chase it with beer, you fucking pussy.
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comeatmebro
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drink beers?
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Prepreip
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Nah steeze-free. You need a touch of class every once and a while + drinkin that cheap shit WILL make you want to kill yourself the next day
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snowdon
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Grey Goose is the MOST overrated. It's not even good.
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rockyhockey11187
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75% ABV

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northeast
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Drink Ketel One. It doesn't even taste like vodka. Or drink beer. Or don't be a bitch. Mixed drinks are for dinner with the family and women.
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Sno.
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Holy shit, Jagermeister gets so old after you've had it too many times and gotten sick, etc. Used to be my shot of choice, now I get sweaty mouth just thinking about it.
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Prepreip
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Dear Ball licker, lick my balls.
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KravtZ
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yo op...you sound like a huge pussy who cant drink. Im sure your 15 years old and drank like twice before if you have to mix vodka and apple sauce. But fo real....my personal choice of drank is the rusty nail, straight burbon on the rocks, or gin and tonic. All those taste mad good.

And if your looking for the best mixer to kill the taste of bad hard alcohol...pinneaple juice works real well
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nkmo.
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Pickle juice.

Sounds nasty, works wonders.
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californiagrown
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you dont like drinking? you have some awful, cheap hard A? take chilled shots and immidiatly chase it with your favorite energy drink. problem solved. a split second of the awful taste, and then the cool tangy flavor of monster/redbull.
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theabortionator
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I remember when i was 12 and thought beer sucked
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rockyhockey11187
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depressant + stimulant = bad... not to say I haven't done it before
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Milksteak
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Everything tastes good when you're drunk brother. Everything.
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californiagrown
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how?


the stimulant will block the negative side effects from the depressant, allowing you to be much more active, and get drunker. does make for one hell of a hangover, though.

If you are binge drinking(im assuming you are if you are shooting hard A), dont expect to be healthy or safe. just do it so you have the most fun possible while you are fucked up.
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.AR6rider.
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I actually did that last week. I was drunk as fuck and made a mixed drink with keg beer and vodka. Surprisingly not nearly as bad as I thought it would be, but then again, I was fucking wasted at the time...

Anyway, OP, mix vodka with orange juice if you want to get hammered and not taste any alcohol.
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1337
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surely you must be trolling
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RubberSoul
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if it's really so hard just rip a few shots with a strong sweet chaser, and by the 3rd shot you'll start giving fewer and fewer fucks how it tastes
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AGOF
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if its a big deal how it tastes just drink rum and cokes. taste just like vanilla
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.AR6rider.
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You can definitely drink way more without feeling drunk if you're on stimulants. Your body still reacts the same way, but the stimulant will basically counteract the drunken feeling. The first and only time I tried adderall for a final exam I went out later to get drunk and couldn't haha. I kept doing shots and eventually threw up because I'm an idiot, but I never really felt more than buzzed. Not sure if that's what he was getting at.
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Piste.Off
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real men only chase with high fives and hugs
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