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Since when is an iPod a person?

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LittleFoot
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I was having trouble with my ipod's battery so I started reading the apple support page.

http://support.apple.com/kb/ta44551

"If you connect iPod to something that connects to the computer"

Why are they trying to make it sound so damn special? They've already got the whole second letter capitalization thing I don't think they need to refer to an iPod as if it were a human being.
Sep 13 2011 3:23PM
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BlakeLively
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i love when people get angry about the dumbest shit
Sep 13 2011 3:25PM
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LittleFoot
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Unless you give me a valid reason as to why an iPod might be considered a person, I suggest you avoid me because I'm fucking raging so hard right now.
Sep 13 2011 3:27PM
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Broseph_Stalin
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i love when people get angry about the dumbest shit
Sep 13 2011 3:28PM
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panojibber
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Hahaha apple has some funny shit in their support documents. I was reading my applecare policy and it said that my apple product wasn't insured against acts of God.
Sep 13 2011 3:31PM
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maximiliaan
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i love when people get angry about the dumbest shit
Sep 13 2011 3:31PM
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Jamestown
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I like that you got your name from the Land Before Time.

I like it a lot.
Sep 13 2011 3:32PM
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Milksteak
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@White people problems.
Sep 13 2011 3:33PM
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BootySpunk.
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Dude me too. This is some bullshit.
Sep 13 2011 3:36PM
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seward
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Sep 13 2011 3:36PM
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Scott0_robot0
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you havnt heard about the latest update have you?
Sep 13 2011 3:37PM
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LittleFoot
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I'm convinced that someone else came in after and deleted the "your" in front of iPod because it looks like they missed one.

"If you use your iPod with a computer using Windows 2000"

Or maybe it's just a tactic to make Windows seem shittier than macs. Like if you connect your iPod/angelsSinging to a PC, it won't be as important anymore.
Sep 13 2011 3:37PM
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RubberSoul
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Act of God is a legal term for things that arent in anyone's control, like a natural disaster or something

as for OP..thank you for bringing this to our attention. we'll get our best people working on it right away. important shit.
Sep 13 2011 3:41PM
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StevenR
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Have you ever read a manual to any other electronic device before? They almost always skip words like "you're".

Sep 13 2011 3:52PM
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jibnut
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Like when people call a baby just "baby"

"Make sure baby is suckling the nipple."
Sep 13 2011 3:55PM
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WVskiing
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haha, you suck
Sep 13 2011 4:03PM
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Deezy
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Thread title should be: Since when is iPod a person

but actually, its just a manual. they dont usually have pronouns.
Sep 13 2011 4:03PM
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JustDidIt
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#whitegirlproblems
Sep 13 2011 4:07PM
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arandomname
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I rage so hard when people say this.  Last time I punched "baby" as he was trying to suck the nipple.  The mom completely understood my anger.

Sep 13 2011 4:13PM
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Jamestown
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#firstworldproblem
Sep 13 2011 4:14PM
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jibnut
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I hope someone would punt my baby if that is what it came down too.
Sep 13 2011 4:29PM
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Milksteak
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I'll punt your baby if it comes down to that.
Sep 13 2011 4:34PM
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arandomname
Posts: 1989 - Karma: 18

It would be my honor to punt your baby if that is what it comes down to.

Sep 13 2011 4:36PM
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jibnut
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What if it was your child..
Sep 13 2011 4:36PM
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Milksteak
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Well I'm willing to do whatever it takes, even if that means punting my child.
Sep 13 2011 4:38PM
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extravert
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Its kind of like when they just said Concorde, not the. "why yes, I took Concorde to Paris for the weekend." It makes it so much more pretentious.
Sep 13 2011 4:38PM
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jibnut
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Thank you for the invitations to punt my children. I better get to work so we can make this happen..
Sep 13 2011 4:45PM
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Milksteak
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Alright, lets go.
Sep 13 2011 4:48PM
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arandomname
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Superb idea.
Sep 13 2011 4:48PM
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BILL.COSBY
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little foot is one dumb motherfucker
Sep 13 2011 5:07PM
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.AR6rider.
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This. It's not like they called it Frank or something.
Sep 13 2011 5:10PM
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TOK
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I love when people get angry about the dumbest shit.
Sep 13 2011 5:15PM
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fujarome
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good example, but i gotta ask....how often were you hanging around people who spoke about flying concorde? Not sure i know a single person who ever did.
Sep 13 2011 5:18PM
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erica
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Sep 13 2011 5:27PM
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BILL.COSBY
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Sep 13 2011 5:35PM
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comeatmebro
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thank you. op is dumb.
Sep 13 2011 5:39PM
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Raz.
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Whitewhine.com
Sep 13 2011 5:40PM
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