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totaling your car

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What_A_Wookie
Posts: 3231 - Karma: 21
this sucks...alot...last night i totaled my car, hit a flooded part of the road and just slide into a big pole....RIP volvo
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Aug 13 2004 4:37PM
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Tosh
Posts: 3272 - Karma: 673
i have totalled 2 in 4 yrs
but im doing good with new car
Aug 13 2004 4:57PM
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beefbud
Posts: 3323 - Karma: 13
ooooo man that sucks especially to a volvo i love those cars
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Aug 13 2004 4:48PM
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What_A_Wookie
Posts: 3231 - Karma: 21
what ,kind of car do you drive?

and yeah i loved my volvo, great car
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1. Cover your stump before you hump.
2. Before you attack her, wrap your attacker.
3. Don't be silly, protect your willy.
4. When in doubt, shroud your spout.
5. Don't be a loner, cover your boner.
6. You can't go wrong if you shield your dong.
7. If you're not going to sack it, go home and whack it.
8. If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey.
9. If you slip between her thighs, be sure to condomize.
10. It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter.
11. She won't get sick if you wrap your dick
12. If you go into heat, package your meat.
13. While you're undressing venus, dress up that penis.
14. When you take of her pants and blouse, be sure to suit up your trouser mouse.
15. Especially in December, gift wrap your member.
16. Never, never deck her with an unwrapped pecker.
Aug 13 2004 5:07PM
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DynastarriderGP
Posts: 8258 - Karma: 214
well i've heard volvo's are really safe.



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Aug 13 2004 5:14PM
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Ice-Is-Scary
Posts: 0 - Karma: 87
yeah they have very high saftey ratings but they are ugly as sin


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Aug 13 2004 5:14PM
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What_A_Wookie
Posts: 3231 - Karma: 21
yeah ugly as shit, but not as ugly as my dead cadavor wouldve been...
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1. Cover your stump before you hump.
2. Before you attack her, wrap your attacker.
3. Don't be silly, protect your willy.
4. When in doubt, shroud your spout.
5. Don't be a loner, cover your boner.
6. You can't go wrong if you shield your dong.
7. If you're not going to sack it, go home and whack it.
8. If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey.
9. If you slip between her thighs, be sure to condomize.
10. It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter.
11. She won't get sick if you wrap your dick
12. If you go into heat, package your meat.
13. While you're undressing venus, dress up that penis.
14. When you take of her pants and blouse, be sure to suit up your trouser mouse.
15. Especially in December, gift wrap your member.
16. Never, never deck her with an unwrapped pecker.
Aug 13 2004 5:20PM
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powfoka
Posts: 2709 - Karma: 160
ha ha yeah i know how that is i am sorry i feel for you man

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Aug 13 2004 5:47PM
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X-ta-C
Posts: 51 - Karma: 11
ahh that sucks you totalled you car man sorry to hear..I would die if I totaled my car.
Aug 13 2004 5:48PM
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Aug 13 2004 9:20PM
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General_Shredgnar
Posts: 3024 - Karma: 34
^hahha!
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Aug 13 2004 10:21PM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
man that ufcking car is RTOTALALED! FUCK EYAH MAN!



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Aug 13 2004 10:23PM
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Ericpbp
Posts: 3161 - Karma: 24
Doesnt sound like fun. http://www.freeiPods.com/default.aspx?referer=7624380
Aug 13 2004 10:32PM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
^wait why would i want a fuckin ipod?



----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

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Aug 13 2004 10:33PM
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InfernoHits
Posts: 4755 - Karma: 192
I skidded skidded off the road with my Trans Am and hit a tree and totalled it
Aug 13 2004 10:39PM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
^ your car is a pussy i hit a fuckin bank with mine and came out with a bill of clean health amdn my cafr was perfectly fine, and that sound in the dash board was fuckin rid of. good times i tell yah!



----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

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Aug 13 2004 10:44PM
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