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Some ideas on a junior high, high school kid problem and if you are more on the mature side

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Astomp
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the quick facts. I live in colorado springs. I live across the street from a middle school. I am renting a house. i want to solve this problem of underage smoking behind my house.

so here is the skinny. The house im renting is right across the street from a junior high and 2 blocks from a high school. When school is out the kids come across the street and smoke cigarettes and weed behind my house. I know it is not a big deal to some, but to me smoking is retarded and has horrible health consequences. In colorado springs it is illegal to buy cigarettes if you are a minor. If you have them on you and you are a minor there is no punishment so i cant get them to stop that way. The school across the street will take no action because it is not on school property. The alley way is owned by the public, so i cant get them for trespassing. The only two things i can think of is littering and since my gas to my house is on that side maybe there is a loop hole that says no smoking within so many feet of those lines. all i want to do is make the side of my house not the place to hang out. Also i dont want to see young kids who know no bettah smoking. throw some ideas you got my way.

also they have knocked over my garbage, kicked over a neighbors oil can and broken a fence by sitting on it.
Aug 31 2011 6:35PM
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marsh.
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drive by and shoot them with a crossbow.
Aug 31 2011 9:32PM
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MotherFuckaJones
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I think airsoft sniping them from your house would be the funnest thing ever. Just don't let them find out it's you.
Aug 31 2011 9:38PM
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NickSki.
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Just about when they come set up a sprinkler that reaches outside your yard onto the alley. They'll move.
Aug 31 2011 9:41PM
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A.Eberhard
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This. Talking won't work, they are 13-15 so that is an age where you think you are king shit and nobody can touch you. I wouldn't shoot them with airsoft that could probably classified as an assault,
Aug 31 2011 9:44PM
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soulskier
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and them being little shits, they'll tamper with your sprinkler instead of shutting of the water, then you hit them with the mdop
Aug 31 2011 9:46PM
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Lt-Aldo-Raine
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You could be really creepy. They might go away then.
Aug 31 2011 9:48PM
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ButteredToast.
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i cant believe it took a whole page and then some for someone to address this
Aug 31 2011 9:59PM
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egg.
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your gas tank thing isan alright idea but if you want to be kind of an ass you could try to make a citezens aresst when their smoking weed
Aug 31 2011 10:02PM
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B-runge
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i was going to say and get his ass beat
but hes in the military which = beast so he could prolly take em
Aug 31 2011 10:05PM
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JRullo
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Seriously man? Whats the big deal? if its not effecting your life in a major way what so ever. Didn't you do any shit like that as a high schooler? Calling the cops on them is just such a ridiculously rat move, do you really want to be that guy? Imagine if the cops did something about it one day and one of the kids got a possession charge or some shit that would fuck him for life. I think you should just mind your own fucking business.
If you really have that much of a problem with it the crackhead idea is good i guess.
Aug 31 2011 10:07PM
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A.Eberhard
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Do that and they will target his house. Most likely an egging.
Aug 31 2011 10:08PM
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skier_boy26
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Cigs are fucking nasty and smell like total shit, so I'm all for you getting these shitheads to do it elsewhere. As others have said, you can't reason with dumbass kids especially those with small enough of a brain to smoke in middle and high school. Automated sprinkler is a benign method, just make sure it is cheap else it will get trashed. Another labor intensive idea would be to get some friends and just post up where they do before they get there, and after a while they may choose elsewhere. Or you could go really far and try to use city gov and ban that shit.
Aug 31 2011 10:16PM
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Supergyro
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First post wins.


You could try field stripping and cleaning a shotgun every time they come around.
Aug 31 2011 10:19PM
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Steezyiott
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just get like 5 guys and everytime they smoke there say that its your alley and that they have to let you smoke their weed or they leave
Aug 31 2011 10:29PM
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Inline.
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Hmmmmmmm Let me think............it's illegal to smoke under 18 years old. Get them for smoking
Aug 31 2011 10:46PM
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alvy.
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Save up for a insanely expensive paintball/airsoft sniper and snipe them from your window
Aug 31 2011 10:46PM
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Slizger
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Play some classical music or a really high frequency sound. Its annoing as hell!
Aug 31 2011 10:59PM
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PigBenis
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set up a camera in plain view somewhere doesnt matter if its hooked up or not as long as it looks real, that should get them to piss off. if not go with the stink bombs
Aug 31 2011 11:02PM
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B-WASS
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those damn kids will need a crane
Aug 31 2011 11:19PM
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stickerman
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hahhahahahaa
Aug 31 2011 11:19PM
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wesley.
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run them over with a tank
Aug 31 2011 11:24PM
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Astomp
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Straight up, here is what I think... A kid that is 12-17 years old should not smoke. I will do all I can to help benefit them because I Know the major health concerns it can cause and the good things I can do for the community.
Aug 31 2011 11:43PM
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snowbladesforlife
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You live in C Springs. You have bigger problems to deal with.
Aug 31 2011 11:46PM
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LDV
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Had this happen at my old place so my dad built a big ass fence on the edge of our property line back there. Problem solved.
Aug 31 2011 11:48PM
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KnobJockey
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walk out there and act hella creepy, then say they can smoke there as long as you get one of the girls...that woudl freak the fuck out of them so that they dont come back
Aug 31 2011 11:53PM
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dunkaroos
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do something like this



parade them around the town and say:

"step right up folks, these here teenagers will most likely develop lung cancer and probably die before they're 70"
Aug 31 2011 11:57PM
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LeadThug420
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Or you can avoid getting charged with false imprisonment and just kindly ask them if they wouldn't mind smoking elsewhere.
Sep 1 2011 12:00AM
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TheRightCoast
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IF you are near a window, then when they are out there start taking pictures of them with a camera and make wierd faces, and rapidly move your hand like you are jacking off. They will get freaked out and leave
Sep 1 2011 12:01AM
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moms_favorite
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beehive... this is how i protect my plants from people and animals
Sep 1 2011 12:02AM
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skiingblowsme
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^lol
Sep 1 2011 12:09AM
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cobra_commander
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Take photos of them. Walk across the street to the school with the photos and see if the teachers can i.d. them. The teachers probably hate it more then you. You might be able to get the school to talk to the parents about it. Shit, the school might send the photos to the parents.

Game cameras are cheap these days, use those to catch any mischief that would happen to your house in retribution.
Sep 1 2011 12:11AM
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theabortionator
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bump for pictures of your house getting burned down for you being a tool
Sep 1 2011 7:36PM
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james6345789
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most reasonable idea yet. before school gets out each day, turn on a sprinkler in your yard that gets to the alley. there's no way that they'll try to go in
Sep 1 2011 7:52PM
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JRullo
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Oh how i wish i could lower your karma even more.
By getting a bunch of high school kids in trouble your not doing them any good. Chances are 60% of them wont even end up being life long smokers. By getting them in trouble with the police you will do nothing but mess up their lives. If they got possession charges that would hinder their lives enormously and could start them on a downward spiral of getting in more and more trouble. I commend you for being such a great person and helping your community by getting a bunch of high school kids in trouble, but i think you should find a better way to act out your personal vendetta against smoking that would actually make a difference. In the amount of time you have spent scheming up ways to get these kids in trouble you could have been out actually helping the community by volunteering at a soup kitchen, with the cancer society, or educating young kids on the risks of smoking. So don't kid yourself by saying that your doing what you can to benefit them or your community.
Sep 1 2011 8:49PM
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.RYAN66
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hmmmm let me think you are 12,dumber then a bunch of rocks, and that is not the law.

as the op said, it is illegal to buy not to posses, the cops can do nothing about them smoking cigs back there, now if they are lighting some j's then i would call the cops.

but for op i would just confront them and ask them to smoke somewhere else, and just be cool about it and they should respect you, if not be an asshole to them.
Sep 1 2011 8:53PM
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Rossberger
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Diseases + cancer > $xxx and x hours of community service.
Sep 1 2011 9:01PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
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Just fuckin stare at them
Sep 1 2011 9:11PM
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B-runge
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shes probably older than you.

not everywhere in the U.S. shares colordado's stupid ass laws that allow children to smoke cigarettes
Sep 1 2011 9:15PM
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AcidKneeDrop
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1- get a dog

2- i liked the stink bomb thing

3- jacking off in the window...... that would work no doubt but you probably dont have the balls for that if you made a thread like this

4- you could get some febreeze shit in your house to get rid of the smoking smell and then just dot do anything.....

5- if your a total dick you can tell them about salvia and even give them some... completely legal flower that you smoke, and most likely they will end up killing themselves in a couple of months....problem solved
Sep 1 2011 10:20PM
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neutralzombie
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loitering illegal? just call the cop station.
Sep 1 2011 10:23PM
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Emma_Watson
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Scare the living shit outta them.
Sep 1 2011 10:26PM
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SlimDunkin.
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Shit in a fucking bucket for like 5 days then fucking huck it out your window when there down there, nothing illegal about cleain'n your shit bucket.
Sep 1 2011 11:58PM
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J.M
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that would be hilarious if you hit them with a bucket of shit lolol

i say that or stinkbomb

Sep 2 2011 12:01AM
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*geezer*
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Hit up your local hardware store and literally buy bobcat piss- it smells so god awful it keeps animals from eating your plants- it comes in a spray bottle , so spray it all over wherever they hang out- trust me they'll find a different place to hangout after a week of this spray
Sep 2 2011 12:27AM
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Christian[MN]
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bum them cigs laced with anthrax
Sep 2 2011 1:25AM
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BrewskiJr
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Honestly if you have time, for a few days I would sit outside whenever they usually come over on a lawn chair with some beer and just sit there listening to really shitty music. No teenager will wanna be around that shit. Then they will find somewhere else to smoke
Sep 2 2011 1:27AM
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dunkaroos
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do this and film it
Sep 2 2011 8:58PM
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Nathn
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This. Why should you give a fuck if they hurt their lungs?
Sep 2 2011 9:02PM
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cool_name
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buy this http://www.amazon.com/dp/B002U59KRW/?tag=047-20 i trust you will figure out what to do with it  but on a more serious level just set up a sprinkler that sprays on to the alley
Sep 3 2011 3:27AM
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fujarome
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they are teenagers. Tell them you approve of what they are doing, and would like it if they would continue to do it every day. Such overwhelming approval of actions commonly regarded as "bad" would no doubt overload their brains, and they'd leave in an effort to not please you.



Go out there with gasoline, set down a circle, light it on fire and challenge them to fights inside it.


Try to reason with them? Might be beyond that.


And if all else fails...fuck 'em, call the police. If some asshole high school kids are fucking up my area then i don't give a shit about fucking up their lives. Let them vandalize your shit in retaliation, then call the police again. They'll only dig themselves a deeper and deeper hole.


Sep 3 2011 3:42AM
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