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Boy throwing rocks from overpass shot by crossbow

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Boy throwing rocks from overpass shot by crossbow

SAN DIEGO -- San Diego police say a boy throwing rocks at vehicles was struck in the abdomen by a crossbow bolt fired by a passenger in small sport utility vehicle.

Officer Dino Delimitros says the boy and a friend were throwing rocks in the Linda Vista neighborhood Monday afternoon when a passenger in a black Toyota RAV4 pulled out a crossbow and fired.

The boy was shot in the abdomen and was taken to a hospital. The San Diego Union-Tribune says his injuries are not life-threatening.

His name and age weren't released.

Nobody has been arrested.
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RudyGarmisch
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Conflict and resolution?
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Skittle.
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hahahahahaha what accuracy!
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Mr.Turtle
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dumb lil fucker


don't mess with people who have crossbows, they always win
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sbhr
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awesome
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Petersaurusrex
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Damn.

Karma is a bitch I guess...
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TACO-DOG.exe
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haha i saw this on reddit
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J.D.
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Wow, that may be the most awesome thread title I have ever seen.
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Jibbin_Ur_Face
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This is fucking gold
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PacificRimJob
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Throwing rocks at me?

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!

*crossbowbolted*


Guy with Crossbow:1
Dipshit with rocks: 0
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andstuff
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This sounds like a scene from a 90's Adam Sandler movie.
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THAT-GUY
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when does the narwhal bacon? actually don't answer that because it's fucking stupid
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emilyiscool
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ahahaha good, kid deserves it. what a boss carrying a crossbow around like that too :P
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B-runge
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epic
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jcc03skis
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thats what's up.
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-Mugatu
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FINISH HIM!!!
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soulskier
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aye carumba, damn kids and damn adults
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Raz.
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does anybody else not find this funny??
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TACO-DOG.exe
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wow,
you just had to be THAT GUY didn't you...
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Njens.
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hahahahahaha what accuracy!
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navierSTOKED
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2nd amendment win
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appa
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i thought this would contain a funny video
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theline
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sounds like a measured, appropriate response to me..
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JIBpsy^^
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I want to know what his buddy did i bet the dialogue went somthing like this.

"Yo i am gonna nail this fucker in the toyato"

"haha do it"

Thwanggg

Zooom

" Shit bro you ok"

"(gargle)"
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84891jnf92048
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apparently not.
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andstuff
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This is the funniest story I've ever heard.
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Raz.
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something about it just seems really fucked to me. like I cant put my finger on it but this really disturbs me for some odd reasob
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HomieJon
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maybe its because you a faagggg
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Raz.
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All I'm sayin is i'm not the one with justin bieber in my sig..
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HomieJon
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no homo
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Mr.Turtle
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probably because a kid was shot by a crossbow and might die

i still think its kinda funny and am mainly impressed with the other guys aim and reaction time/ decision making skills
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cottage_steeze
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that is hilarious, but very horrible at the same time
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emryium
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cause guns are for fags!
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.Hugo.
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I feel the same way. I mean sure he was throwing rocks at cars, but that doesn't give someone a reason to shoot him with a crossbow. Thats fucked up
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family_vacation
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Yeah, it is really not funny at all.

If the angry passenger shot the kid with a gun then there would be zero people laughing at it. A crossbow is also a deadly weapon so where does the humor come from? Considering the kid was hit in the abdomen then he easily could have been killed. Both parties in question demonstrated terrible judgment though, and the kid's actions were really really really dumb.
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andstuff
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Not that I'm supporting the guy who shot him, but how can you not see the humor in this? Who the hell carries a crossbow on them? Sure the kid could've died, but he didn't. Now the kid will think twice before acting like a little degenerate again. It seems more good than bad came from this.
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LeadThug420
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Vigilantes are sick when they're me.  This guy, however, could have killed the kid which is not acceptable.

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Mavrck
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beibs burn.


On a different note I think I figured out whats fucked up about this situation. That guy is ok with shooting another human/kid with a crossbow.

but looks like the kid is going to be ok so HAHAHAHA it's gonna be the awesome when he's back chillen with his boys and they decide to throw shit again and that kids like fuck this I'm out.
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rareison
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Lol, kid got what he deserved. Epic thread title by the way.
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family_vacation
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I guess I worded that wrong. The humor could not be more blatant, but I personally don't find it remotely funny. If it had been something less lethal then I would find it hilarious.
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SlimDunkin.
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Lol someone shoulda filmed it on a go pro
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50in07
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Haha this is probably most rediculous headline I've heard
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RubberSoul
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who the fuck drives around with a loaded crossbow?
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Spic-N-SpaN
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I loled before I had even clicked the thread just title browsing NSG

but the kid got what he deserved
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.Hugo.
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I could see the humor if it was a rock or something that he threw at the kid. But trying to kill someone for simply throwing rocks is fucked.
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*Dos*Planker*
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i lost
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541
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Badass story to tell his kids.
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kzrstf
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everyone should tho
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_Jeffrey_
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sounds like someone got what they deserved. never throw rocks at cars!
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array.
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fuck guns, crossbows for the win.
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B-runge
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how ever hilarious this is to read on the internet

to put this in real life context you would have to be pretty fucking mentally unstable to shoot a little kid with a crossbow for anything short of murdering someone...
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