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I met a crazy bird man

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AWALLRUS.
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SO I WENT TO THE GROCERY STORE TODAY AND I PARKED NEXT TO SOME OLDSCHOOL BURNT OUT DODGE. WHEN I WAS GETTING OUT I NOTICED SOMETHING. THERE WAS A FUCKING HUGE PARROT IN THE CAR FLYING AROUND AND BITING SHIT.

SO I SNAPPED A PIC
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WHEN I CAME OUT, THERE WAS A GUY GETTING INTO THE CAR WHO LOOKED LIKE HE HADNT SHOWERED IN A YEAR AND HE HAD BIRD SHIT ALL OVER HIS SHIRT. MY MOM SAID WE SAW HIS BIRD JUMPING AROUND AND BITING STUFF AND HE SHOWED US HIS REAR VIEW MIRROR. IT WAS SHATTERED AND HE SAID THE BIRD JUST RIPPED IT OFF WHILE HE WAS INSIDE. HE SAID "WELL, ITS HER CAR SO SHE CAN DO WHAT SHE WANTS". ME AND MY MOM JUST KINDA WENT POKER FACE AND HE DROVE OFF.

GOT THIS ONE WHILE HE WAS LEAVING

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I THOUGHT IT WAS A COOL ENOUGH STORY TO SHARE
Aug 28 2011 7:37PM
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J.M
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first? lolwut
Aug 28 2011 7:43PM
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rareison
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Cool story bro.
Aug 28 2011 7:53PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
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Aug 28 2011 7:56PM
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EricaMN.
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i've learned to ignore the caps, he's no longer yelling in my mind

but i came into this thread thinking it was about this:

[IMG]birdwhere.com/clothing/accessories/birdSleeve/images/bird_sleeve_1.jpg[/IMG]
this is actually the crazy bird guy, we see him at my mountain and hes all like, C-CAW C-CAW
Aug 28 2011 7:56PM
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AWALLRUS.
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SO YOU'RE JUST POST WHORING THEN?
Aug 28 2011 8:02PM
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soulskier
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this makes me think of the worst afv winner, ever
Aug 28 2011 10:07PM
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pelle_munch
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birdman?

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Aug 28 2011 10:17PM
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BmoChop
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this sounds kinda likely?
I dunno, depends how crazy he was.
Aug 28 2011 10:55PM
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Nathan_the_G
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hahaha
Aug 28 2011 11:10PM
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AWALLRUS.
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CRAZY ENOUGH TO GO GROCERY SHOPPING COVERED IN PARROT SHIT
Aug 28 2011 11:47PM
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BmoChop
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oh nevermind.....pretty fucking crazy then.
Aug 28 2011 11:51PM
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RICK_ROSS
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but not really enough pics to prove it... i say you track him down, make friends, and learn more about this birdmans every day life and tell us.
Aug 29 2011 2:22AM
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[tk]
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Aug 29 2011 2:24AM
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Brock.
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Aug 29 2011 2:29AM
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AWALLRUS.
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MY GRANDMA IS SELLING HER COTTAGE AND ALONG WITH SEVERAL OTHER DOPE OLD THINGS I GOT TO KEEP THIS 150+YEAR OLD PARROT PITCHER!!

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Sep 4 2011 10:34PM
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