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Raz.
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Halfway through it, pretty damn good.
Aug 17 2011 11:23PM
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Jeffmnicholas
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Aug 18 2011 9:38AM
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Mike-O
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A-derrrp? What are you, 12?
Aug 18 2011 9:41AM
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seward
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12 year olds dont know what ovaries are mike-o
Aug 18 2011 9:56AM
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Mike-O
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Why wouldn't they? It's taught in elementary school.

And skithesprings...what?
Aug 18 2011 10:15AM
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seward
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so is long division, and i still cant figure that shit out.
Aug 18 2011 10:17AM
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corona
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what a good looking boy. no homo
Aug 18 2011 10:23AM
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Mike-O
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:3
Aug 18 2011 12:39PM
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hey-dude-its-me
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soccer player
Aug 18 2011 12:41PM
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PurpleDino
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I'm enjoying this.  I've been wanting to become vegan but it's hard to do when I don't have the information of how to eat right straight in front of me like.  They should teach veganism in school.
Aug 18 2011 12:50PM
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Mike-O
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How bout skier?
Aug 18 2011 12:53PM
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bdarb207
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Epic win. Didn't have to listen to the speech this kid blew him out of the water.
Aug 18 2011 1:03PM
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henrytargett
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That looks like the same lamp that is also an optical illusion that looks like a girl wearing panties.
Aug 18 2011 1:07PM
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Mike-O
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It was from Ikea anyway, but I doubt it's the same model.
Aug 18 2011 1:15PM
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InFlames
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hahahahahahhahah RAPPPPEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDD
Aug 18 2011 1:44PM
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fuckface3.0
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What a load of bullshit.

yeah, i dont want to kill anything, so i'm going to eat rocks.
Aug 18 2011 1:51PM
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Mike-O
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Was I now?
Aug 18 2011 2:15PM
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r0dubs
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don't worry Mike-O

i still love you
Aug 18 2011 2:41PM
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Mike-O
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You're my beacon of hope amidst this bullcrap.
Aug 18 2011 2:57PM
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Ski_the_east01
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i see a striking resemblance

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Aug 18 2011 3:05PM
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corona
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I had another picture for you, but I'd get banned.

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Aug 18 2011 3:25PM
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Mike-O
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Hahaha. What's this all about now? Are you perhaps in need of corrective eye surgery?
Aug 18 2011 3:26PM
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Ski_the_east01
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lol perhaps...im just bustin balls and bein an ass, that last picture might have been a little uncalled for
Aug 18 2011 3:30PM
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smooter
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Aug 18 2011 3:37PM
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-emile-
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apart from all sports speach i'd say this guy


Aug 18 2011 3:53PM
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wzrd
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his book is amazing..i really recommend it
Aug 18 2011 4:54PM
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-emile-
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what is the title ?
Aug 18 2011 5:34PM
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Mike-O
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I just thought it was such a weird comparison of a presentation/speech and then a pump-up speech for a football game, which you have to admit was a bit corny, especially with the music.
Aug 20 2011 8:55AM
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hey-dude-its-me
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Again you never played football. Its like a fight, the guy who is legitimately pissed off always has an advantage. The only thing that makes it corny is that it doesn't have professional production value and they're young student athletes. I would have loved to play for a guy like that, you have to treat every game like its the Superbowl.
Aug 20 2011 1:46PM
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corona
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how do you enjoy sports? I for one would never want to play against you if you think doing something that's supposed to be entirely for fun is "like a fight".
Aug 20 2011 1:49PM
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Mike-O
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Yeah, never played it other than throwing the ol' pigskin around.
Aug 20 2011 1:51PM
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Static
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that's probably why you don't participate in contact sports, where rocking your opponent is the name of the game.... But you really don't think people other than yourself find that shit fun? I mean take the most literal sporting example, fighting, people who fight like to fight, they enjoy it. That speech was corny as shit though....
Aug 20 2011 1:53PM
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Mike-O
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Yes, finally.
Aug 20 2011 1:55PM
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corona
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read what he said. why would you play a sport if your goal is to get "legitimately pissed off" so that you can win. Why would you want to be playing something that's pissing you off so much just to win it? I enjoy contact sports just as much as the next guy, but I don't play it to get pissed off and try to win it like a street fight. I play it to have fun.
Aug 20 2011 2:00PM
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Raz.
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I played football, was first string defensive end. and I still think its just comical when people take football seriously.
Aug 20 2011 2:01PM
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hey-dude-its-me
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you're gay right?
Aug 20 2011 2:03PM
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Mike-O
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Ohhh boy...
Aug 20 2011 2:05PM
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Raz.
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and?
Aug 20 2011 2:07PM
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Mike-O
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The point he is trying to make here, is that anyone who says something bad about football is a feminine bitch, and in this case I'm guessing he's trying to relate your sexuality as in being a feminine bitch.

What a loser.
Aug 20 2011 2:10PM
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Static
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I guess the separation comes from playing to win, or playing for fun. But still, it's probably never black and white unless you're getting paid or playing against your will.
Aug 20 2011 2:13PM
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kstanz
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People are such stupid woosies. I couldn't last 6 minutes listening to that its just full of bullshit, definatly not the best speech i have ever heard, probably one of the worst. I'll continue to live healthy and enjoyably with my animal products thank you very much, now that made me crave a steak YUM Click for larger image
Aug 20 2011 2:28PM
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Mike-O
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Maybe if you listened to the whole thing, I'd take your opinion as it stands. But I won't.
Aug 20 2011 2:36PM
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Static
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ha, seriously, willfully ignorant when faced with factual criticism...
Aug 20 2011 2:50PM
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Static
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Aug 20 2011 2:53PM
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Mike-O
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I know, man, Jesus...


Hey kerry., here's some midnight reading for you.

https://www.newschoolers.com/ns/forums/readthread/thread_id/636943/


Aug 20 2011 2:55PM
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Brantford.W
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HAHAHA THIS. Me and some friends had a BBQ next to an animal rights group once.
Aug 20 2011 2:59PM
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kstanz
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Ok I will try to listen to it later, just too boring for me right now. -- To the post with the picture, who says i smoke? ---- I have read part of your ignorant thread and how do you know I'm ignorant? My post didn't show that i now a lot about the topic but that doesn't mean I don't. I'm just sick of a lot of bullshit vegan people because I have yet found one to prove me wrong/ give me good reason

ok fuck this i need to get out of the house haha
Aug 20 2011 3:17PM
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Static
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haha, maybe we were wrong... not willfully ignorant, just stupid
Aug 20 2011 3:19PM
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Brantford.W
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vegan people are fucking stupid. Your a fucking predator, you eat meat. Humans are the tops of the fucking food chain, which is why when monkeys were digging termites out of a dirt mound, humans were chasing down bison on horses and spearing the shit out of them. YOU ARE A FUCKING PREDATOR ACT LIKE ONE.
Aug 20 2011 3:21PM
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Mike-O
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Prove you wrong of what? The truth is that a large percentage of meat we get on our platters is overprocessed shit and the process is itself is quite terrible in every way, when talking about industrialized production at least.

I believe that vegans and vegetarians often have more empathy than others, so when they learn the truth of how animals are treated in the industry, they cannot do it anymore. That's how few of my friends quit eating meat.
Aug 20 2011 3:23PM
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Mike-O
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We are omnivores, dude.
Aug 20 2011 3:23PM
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